Isolde
Guardian's Desire
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. HOT & COLD
An elderly married couple in their 80's scheduled their annual medical
examination the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You
appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the
first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex
with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
The doctor was impressed with the octogenarian's performance, yet
baffled and had no answer for the old man.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would
like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first
time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why?"
"Oh that crazy old coot!" she replied. "That's because the first time
is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"
An elderly married couple in their 80's scheduled their annual medical
examination the same day so they could travel together.
After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You
appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to ask me?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the
first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex
with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly."
The doctor was impressed with the octogenarian's performance, yet
baffled and had no answer for the old man.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would
like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first
time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why?"
"Oh that crazy old coot!" she replied. "That's because the first time
is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!"
