Horse Stories

[Graymouse]

There are a number of stories under the extreme category involving women and horses and I'm writing this with amusement as someone who actually works around horses on a daily basis. I mean no disrespect to anyone, but for the sake of bettering any future stories that involve sex with horses, I wanted to point out a few impossibilites and a few realities. Do obvious inaccuracies bother anyone else, or am I just being anal? You can tell me if I am; I just find they detract from what might have been a good story. Anyway--
1) For the record, horses have no interest in oral sex. About the only way you could get a stallion to lick your pussy would be if you doused it in molasses. Even then, he'd be about as likely to bite it as gently lick it.
2) Quite possibly the only way you could conceivably have sex with a horse is by being suspended in a sling beneath it. This shouldn't be surprising, but a horny stallion doesn't have a lot of patience and isn't particularly gentle; laying on top of anything and letting him 'jump on top' is a really good way to get yourself crushed, bashed in the head by a scrambling hoof, etc. also, a lot of stallions bite during intercourse.
3) The vast majority of stallions have, approximately, the staying power of a fifteen year-old boy. Get him hard, get him thrusting, and he's good for about a minute or two tops. Sorry. Maybe you could let that slide a little or I guess it wouldn't be much of a story, though.
4) Horses cannot moan. They do not sleep on their backs. They certainly do not have sex on their backs. They don't whinny when they ejaculate, but they do wring their tails, curl their lips up, and possibly squeal. When not aroused, a horse's cock is sucked up in a sheath against their body; it doesn't just dangle there. Women do not make stallions horny--mares in heat make stallions horny. Or at least, the smell of a mare in heat. The process of getting a stallion hard by giving him a whiff of mare urine is called, appropriately enough, teasing. That's all it takes and he's good to go.
5) This is gross, but it's a fact--if you're going to suck on a horse's cock, you're gonna want to clean it first. Horses sweat, and when that mixes with dirt, you get nasty, black funk called smegma. It actually forms a bean on the tip of the penis that needs to be picked off.
6) A word on anatomy--no woman on Earth can take the entire length of a horse's cock. Many are 1.5 to 2 feet long. Not possible. We do need room for organs, in fact .
7) Finally, most stallions are a pain in the ass--they are not easy to handle; many are dangerous. something to keep in mind when writing.

Okay, so this is really long, and I apologize for that. Tell you all what--if you want to write a horse story and you're interested in accuracy, I volunteer to help out with details if anyone's interested. Otherwise, I'm just curious if this stuff bothers anyone else--not necessarily in terms of just horse stories, but in any area. If you read a story dealing with your area of expertise and it's obvious the author has almost no understanding, do you get annoyed or, worse yet, fail to get arroused? Just a thought. Sorry for rambling/lecturing so long .

 

[Weird Harold]

There are a number of stories under the extreme category involving women and horses and I'm writing this with amusement as someone who actually works around horses on a daily basis. I mean no disrespect to anyone, but for the sake of bettering any future stories that involve sex with horses, I wanted to point out a few impossibilites and a few realities. Do obvious inaccuracies bother anyone else, or am I just being anal?

I agree with you. I read the stories involving horses for the humor rather than the erotica. I get the distinct impression that many of those authors have never even bothered to watch Zorro late nights on the Disney channel. If they have watched Zorro, that's the closest they've ever been to a horse.

 

[Ambrosious]

Whoa Trigger, whoa!

 

[Guest]

Gray,

No, I'd say that you weren't being "anal" by mentioning some basic facts involving hourses. I've never read the horse stories here (just the dog ones...and I've found mistakes there as well), and I know nothing about horses, so I know I would never write in that area. Saddly, I think I am cursed with an attention to detail. lol (I've been jokingly teased by friedns about it in the past...) I have popped up searches on the net and/or have even journeyed over to the library to thumb through real books for info. I'm not usre if the subject of bestal interests you sexually or not, but I have a feeling that you would be a welcome addition to the "authors club" here at Lit!

[Edited by Tiggs on 11-08-2000 at 06:14 AM]

 

[Graymouse]

You know what, beastiality really doesn't interest me particularly. Unfortunate, since my animal science major probably makes me one of the more qualified people to write it. Oh well. Plenty of other things do, and, while I have stories posted on a few other sites, I haven't quite gotten around to publishing here yet. I keep meaning to, but I want to post something original rather than something posted elsewhere already, and finding the time to write right now is next to impossible. Soon, though, I hope. Yeah, I tend to do research prior to writing as well; I feel so much better to know I'm not the only one who does. Obviously, the majority of 'real' mainstream writers do, but I get the feeling a lot of people here just sit down, pound something out, do a quick edit, and submit it. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I just know I'm the kind of neurotic person who would go insane if I posted a story about computer programmers and a real programmer e-mailed me and told me I was full of crap. That's the kind of thing that keeps me up at night.

 

[Guest]

Well, I'm sure there are several great writers here, but I have noticed quite a few "thrown together" pieces. Welcome to the board. I look forward to some future Mousy works.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If you offer anyone tips on how to fellate a gnu I'm just going to die.

 

[CRaZy]

THE ART OF FANTASY

No offence to Graymouse but let's just remember that these stories are fantasies(I hope!!!). Surely it is possible to become too obsessed with accurate details, thus losing the realms of imagination that fiction is meant to explore. Sometimes it's better to take a well written tale at face value and enjoy. We're not trying to do Shakespeare here, however, even the Bard didn't allow historical or logistical facts to intrude on a good tale!

 

[Samuari]

Re: THE ART OF FANTASY

No offence to Graymouse but let's just remember that these stories are fantasies(I hope!!!). Surely it is possible to become too obsessed with accurate details, thus losing the realms of imagination that fiction is meant to explore. Sometimes it's better to take a well written tale at face value and enjoy. We're not trying to do Shakespeare here, however, even the Bard didn't allow historical or logistical facts to intrude on a good tale!

While a good story can become bogged down in details, the best story will be plausable. I don't mind being asked to suspend my disbelief, but when you do at least let me retain the illusion of possibilty. The Bard of Avalon could get away with it because he didn't ask the audence to do the imposible, just the improbable.

[Edited by Samuari on 12-10-2000 at 07:18 PM]

 

[Graymouse]

Crazy--

Yeah, I understand what you're saying and I agree with you. There are a lot of inaccuracies I'd be willing to forgive--shit, we're not writing a textbook here, right? But some of these are just way off the deep end--for example, would any of you be bothered, just a little bit, even, if I wrote a baseball story and had the players running to eleventh base? That's all I'm talking about. Oh, and as far as the gnus, don't worry. My knowledge of the various sexual habits of large animals is blessedly limited .

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

So I cancel that call to PETA? LOL

 

[JJ Bare]

Horses - oh well it was good while it lasted

I am new here and haven't seen a story about women and horses but your comments brought back old memories. My husband and I grew up on farms and while in high school we liked to "play around" in the fields where we were unlikely to get found. In one of my Dad's fields he kept his horses and we used to fantasize while we screwed that he was just warming me up for the horse. While we never considered really doing anytning with the horses the thought was very powerful and I when I read your comments I learned that the thought is still a huge turn on for me!

JJ

 

[Samuari]

Bare, that is an example of what I mean by suspending your disbelief. You know that it is not posiable, but use it to get turned on. its cool. hope you had fun.

 

[JJ Bare]

Horses - oh well it was good while it lasted

We did have fun and this thread is bringing it all back after 25 years......god those stalions were huge!

JJ Bare

 

[clcarne]

at THE RANCH...

I had to come up with a way for a woman to achieve her 'horse' fantasy, but since I've seen a horsie hard-on,

I knew that could be fatal. Check out the next to the last chapter under Loving Wives, and see if you like my solution.

 

[LakotaMoon]

The next best thing: Elephants! *lol*

 

[Samuari]

That's why there are centaurs and unicorns.

 

[JJ Bare]

horses and centaurs

Very interesting I'm not a big mytholgy buff so I hadn't really thoght about why centaurs existed, but it is plausable that this fantasy caused them evolve!

And to clcarne....I did look up the reference in at the ranch...your handling of the horse & woman mating was clever and original but some how it didn't much for me. Maybe more narritive about what the woman experienced as she (thought she) was being bred by the horse.

To me it is enough to just recall making love behind the hay stack by the horse pen and watching him watch me and thinking about what it might be like to be really loved by him.....

Jody Bare

 

[Samuari]

Was that a Bare

roll in the hay? Sounds scratchie and fun!

 

[alternateroot]

Roger that

certainly no problem w/pointing out inaccuracies/impossibilities, or expecting more realism. The very nature of sex fantasies usually demands activities that are NOT politically correct and, of course, zoophilia is about as incorrect on the spectrum as one can get.

Although, cheating husbands seem to be more common (in real life) than cheating wives, "loving wives", or cuckolding, sex [text] fantasy, like chat is a welcome change from often frustrated reality. Remember, especially since the "republican revolution" or even before we have been immersed in a neo-victorian pseudo-theocracy. Anyone aspiring to public office has to essentially kiss the ass of the dominant western religion--Christianity. There are exceptions but absolutely none on the PAGAN front.

If one looks with honest criticism it is irrefuteable that marriage is extreme. Forsaking all others...till death do us part?!? Yeah right. In my area, divorce is a cottage industry.

So, I would argue that all forms of sex fantasy are like dancing over the flames. A small scale protest over how the holy fathers declared that we should hate our bodies, ignore the wisdom of our bodies, and ultimately deny ourselves pleasure.

Just as an adult male seething at the sight of a FRESH eighteen year old or possibly younger later, in the privacy of home will engage in the fantasy of what "might" be (but for the strictures of society), so do males and maybe females stretch the laws of biology and physics to imagine a different manifestation of the sublime.

Best regards to all,

'Nate

 

[Tawny T]

I wrote one about a girl and a horse - OK it was a SMALL hourse, and a couple of dogs too. I think it could work under certain circumstances. I'm a stickler for details.

What about the rumor that Catherine the Great was killed while being screwed by a horse? The sling broke and Poor Catherine got squashed. Her Royal Guards were supposedly picked by the sizes of their cocks!

I'll try to finish editing the one I wrote, to post it on the Extreme section. It was posted as Family Farm Fun, but all the bestiality was cut, so Literotica would carry it on the regular pages. It was written originally for hullo_nurse as a fantasy for her.

Anyone wanting to read the original version [bestiality included] - give me a post. I'll send it to you.

tawny_t16@hotmail.com

 

[Graymouse]

Yeah, I'm familiar with that rumor, and it kind of makes my point that much more valid. Screwing a horse can be a pretty damn dangerous thing to do. I never said it couldn't be done, but there are some particulars that would have to be worked out; that's all.

As an interesting side note, I have a friend who is a horse breeder--every spring she has a couple of foals born and after a few years of doing this she's run out of creative names with which to register them. She took me up on my suggestion one year, so now there is a horse running around this world somewhere with the name "Catherine the Great." I don't know, it made me happy, anyway .

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Just You Wait A Damn Minute!!

Now, who says that a fantasy has to be real & realistic & possible & plausable? Can't we just pretend that it is possible to fuck a horse, a bull, an elephant or a fucking sperm whale if we want to in our fantasies?

If you don't like the absolute far-fetchedness of it then don't read it. There is nothing wrong with someone writing a story that can in no way actually happen. Maybe that is what gets them off.

If you want one that is incredibly accurate then write it yourself!! LOL

 

[Samuari]

Re: Just You Wait A Damn Minute!!

If you don't like the absolute far-fetchedness of it then don't read it.

I can believe seven imposable things before breakfast, some of them do come true. All that I ask is that the story be consistent with in itself, that it have an internal logic that holds up. I know how big a horse's cock is, and if I am to read that the same woman fucked a horse and then was satisfyed by a mere man, I laugh my all the way to the delete button.

The other thing is that I at least was trying to offer costructive critism, to help a writter that shows some promise get better, but if you are going to be offended, I won't bother.

 

[Graymouse]

Yeah, I think that was the whole point of this thread anyway. Granted not everyone has the same fantasy, and some peoples' fantasies may be heightened, in part, by the sheer impossibility of a particular act, some degree of consistency and realism are required or no one else is going to want to read it. I didn't start this discussion to offend you, Hullo_Nurse, but I imagine you would never have read the thread if you didn't care, at least in some small way, what other people thought. And anyway, my whole point was that fucking a horse is NOT an impossible act, just one that requires preparation and care. I don't know. At this point, I don't really care anymore, especially if people are going to get angry about a mere discussion. I don't think anyone's going to be fucking this particular horse--it's been beaten to death.