Horrible intimacy stories

[alltherage]

I was watching Graham Nortan the other night and he had this couple on who had an odd experience. The guy, loved having his toes sucked as forplay. His girl was abliging him one even when she literally sucked one of his nails off. He had recently had an accident and the nail had died.

I remember one time when I was with one of the first women I had ever been with. Back then I didnt shave quite as well as I do know. She was going down on me and I was nervous and having a difficult time cumming. She tried every trick she could think of to get me off and finally she found just the right place on the hood of my clit to get me over the edge. Unfortunately, some of my hair was sticking wetly to that spot. Just as I was about to cum she started coughing. She sounded like a cat coughing up a hairball. I was never so embarrassed.

So. Got a story. Please share.

 

[HeavyStick]

*gets a seat, popcorn and an old sock*

I think brat has some band camp stories

 

[alltherage]

My god stick your throbbing!

 

[HeavyStick]

yeah a pulse can do that

 

[Blackbich]

My first time - still gives me the shivers...

The idiot didn't believe I was a virgin because I was 21 and tried to ram himself up to my lungs - THEN had the nerves to look sheepish because I started crying. I'm sure he had the problem that every man I've EVER been with has - thinking that just because I'm black I have a black hole down there. Get it, black hole - ah, never mind. I knew I should have just gone to bed!!

Then there was this one time, at band camp...

I LOVE Alyson Hannigan.