Horoscopes?

[sophia jane]

Just to lighten the mood

Do you read your horoscope? Do you believe in it, expect it to be true? Do you know what your sign is all about and think it's accurate?


I read mine, tho it rarely comes true. I am very much a Virgo, tho. *nods*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I used to read mine, I keep forgetting about it....I read my chinese astrological sign more often.

 

[neonlyte]

No - though I am thinking of sacrificing a chicken for Easter, read the entrails, see what they might say. Can't eat the buggers, not with all that bird-flu about. Chicken is cheaper than lettuce in the market across the street 79cents/kilo - lettuce is 10cents more, and I've never been able to get any sense out of a lettuce.

 

[cloudy]

I used to read mine, I keep forgetting about it....I read my chinese astrological sign more often.

This is my chinese horoscope for the year:

You'll begin the year with good resolutions: to put your love life in order, to pull away the bad grasses of doubt and boredom, to dispel once for all the last misunderstandings. But such are things that are not as simple to achieve as they are to say. Fortunately, the astral influxes will stimulate your willpower and allow you to get results worthy of your requirements and hopes. Generally speaking, you'll have a new rendezvous with luck, success, vitality and love this year. The stars will help you solve your various problems, whatever they may be, because you'll be borne by great enthusiasm and will no longer be alone. Nothing could succeed in discouraging you; on the contrary, obstacles will stimulate you. You'll be well decided not to let yourself be disheartened.

 

[impressive]

The forecast thingies are just amusing.

The "profile" for my sign (Aries) is eerily accurate, however.

That being said, I don't "believe" in it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This is my chinese horoscope for the year:

You'll begin the year with good resolutions: to put your love life in order, to pull away the bad grasses of doubt and boredom, to dispel once for all the last misunderstandings. But such are things that are not as simple to achieve as they are to say. Fortunately, the astral influxes will stimulate your willpower and allow you to get results worthy of your requirements and hopes. Generally speaking, you'll have a new rendezvous with luck, success, vitality and love this year. The stars will help you solve your various problems, whatever they may be, because you'll be borne by great enthusiasm and will no longer be alone. Nothing could succeed in discouraging you; on the contrary, obstacles will stimulate you. You'll be well decided not to let yourself be disheartened.

Things that make you go hmmmmm?

 

[sophia jane]

Things that make you go hmmmmm?

I thought that was a blow job. *ducks*

 

[eric shawn listo]

The profile for a MOON Child is so accurate to me it's scary still...I believe in nothing but...the AH...

 

[impressive]

I thought that was a blow job. *ducks*

Gawd, you WOULD wake that sleeping thought. Thanks a helluva lot.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought that was a blow job. *ducks*

Your horoscope says you're a tramp...its' in the stars.

 

[sophia jane]

Your horoscope says you're a tramp...its' in the stars.

Yes, it was destiny that I be this way.

(and Imp- it's not like you needed any help getting to that thought!)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, it was destiny that I be this way.

(and Imp- it's not like you needed any help getting to that thought!)

You can thank your lucky stars...or just do Lucky, either way works well.

 

[sophia jane]

You can thank your lucky stars...or just do Lucky, either way works well.

Yeah I'll pick door #2, I think.

 

[impressive]

(and Imp- it's not like you needed any help getting to that thought!)

Tis true.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah I'll pick door #2, I think.

Good choice, that also comes with a voyeur vella doll and a flogger.

 

[sophia jane]

Good choice, that also comes with a voyeur vella doll and a flogger.

Even better!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Even better!

Which reminds me, I've started writing the next chapter in my head, I think I'll make vella purchase you.

 

[eric shawn listo]

~peeks in--sees only cute girls~

Did someone say Blow job?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I get my transits sent to me from stariq.com and they are fairly accurate... I don't get a regular "horoscope" though... they only concentrate on the "sun sign" and that's not enough of your chart to really tell you much...

 

[neonlyte]

~peeks in--sees only cute girls~

Did someone say Blow job?

Wow ! First time I've been called cute - thought we'd gotten over the girl bit though

 

[eric shawn listo]

Sorry neon...missed ya there..

 

[Aurora Black]

I used to read my horoscope, but these days I don't. *shrug*

 

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[sophia jane]

I absolutely, totally believe in my humorscope:

SJ's:

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You must seize the opportunity that presents itself today, no matter what the consequences may be. Remember: opportunity knocks but once, and absolutely refuses to ring the doorbell.

Ok. I'm listening for the door.

 

[Pure]

the daily advice is not a 'horoscope'; its connection, if any, to astrology is tenuous. but 'check your finances' **is never bad advice.



**or _seize opportunity_ (see above posting)