Horny

This will be costly. Techs charge double to clean splooge out of keyboards.
 
I have oodles of naked pics, but sadly, no email address.

Guess it just wasn't meant to happen for us...
 
Needing the pics sent through email seems like a strange fetish but to each his own.
 
I have pictures of your wife from that time in Mexico; if you want some PM me. IT was back when she was barely legal and I had to pay her to tell me how good I was, like all my 'dates' and 'subs'

Made this more accurate for you.
 
Fine print

I must not have read the fine print very well, as I missed reading where it was required that one must be a snarky elitist, to be on Lit.
 
I must not have read the fine print very well, as I missed reading where it was required that one must be a snarky elitist, to be on Lit.

Why so testy? I think they're just trying to help ruin your orgasm.



And, seriously, if this is your idea of elitist... dude, get out more.
 
I must not have read the fine print very well, as I missed reading where it was required that one must be a snarky elitist, to be on Lit.

You set yourself up for this, dude.

Announcing the activity and inviting just anyone to participate.. is -obvs- going to invite those of us who clearly have nothing better to do at the moment, to troll in some small... or large.. way.

Hell, I opened this thread just to read the responses.


The doctored Lance post was great.
 
I must not have read the fine print very well, as I missed reading where it was required that one must be a snarky elitist, to be on Lit.

post your penis! post your penis!

it's the only way they will be nice, plus, it will make me blush. :kiss:
 
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