Horny, Lonely Mom

[hornylonelymom]

Sexy, smart, 28-year-old female seeks male to come to my house during the day and have deep, meaningful, soul-stirring conversations while I shit. Age and race are not important. Just be charming, intelligent, and talkative. No scat play or sex will be involved, only long, provocative,heartfelt discussions while I lounge on my porcelain throne.

 

[bobcat2003]

Ewww!

 

[tallladiesman]

Sexy, smart, 28-year-old female seeks male to come to my house during the day and have deep, meaningful, soul-stirring conversations while I shit. Age and race are not important. Just be charming, intelligent, and talkative. No scat play or sex will be involved, only long, provocative,heartfelt discussions while I lounge on my porcelain throne.

Witty. This made me smile. It may or may not be serious but it was original

 

[Smoothshavendad]

There are some messed up dudes out there!

 

[zero_instructor]

where will I sit?

Sexy, smart, 28-year-old female seeks male to come to my house during the day and have deep, meaningful, soul-stirring conversations while I shit. Age and race are not important. Just be charming, intelligent, and talkative. No scat play or sex will be involved, only long, provocative,heartfelt discussions while I lounge on my porcelain throne.

.....

 

[mrspank30]

A solute lyrics hilarious

 

[Invisable247]

This is such an unusual post I have to respond, I know the deepest thoughts come when your bowels are freed. 40/M here PM me if you wish to chat whilst you shat.

 

[EclecticRob]

Sexy, smart, 28-year-old female seeks male to come to my house during the day and have deep, meaningful, soul-stirring conversations while I shit. Age and race are not important. Just be charming, intelligent, and talkative. No scat play or sex will be involved, only long, provocative,heartfelt discussions while I lounge on my porcelain throne.

An imaginative and original post; but as I'm sure you've found, there are some guys out there that find this arousing. Good luck!

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

Sexy, smart, 28-year-old female seeks male to come to my house during the day and have deep, meaningful, soul-stirring conversations while I shit. Age and race are not important. Just be charming, intelligent, and talkative. No scat play or sex will be involved, only long, provocative,heartfelt discussions while I lounge on my porcelain throne.

Charming and a sense of humor. A very sexy combination. I’d love to get acquainted

 

[filt]

I would not meet you.

I only Twitter from the shitter.

 

[antonio009]

Question

Do you mind if I bring us a game of connect four to play together when you finish?

 

[jdc38]

Perhaps this is why she’s lonely

 

[StarGazer58]

Hmmm, wonder if he/she is getting the responses wanted. After reading this I would dispute the sexy part. Lol

 

[Midwest50Guy]

that must be why it is called the thinking room...

 

[Miles Long]

This isn’t my favorite thread of all time, but it might be number two.

 

[PapaRomantic]

This isn’t my favorite thread of all time, but it might be number two.

I see what you did there....

 

[Dared_To]

Well I gotta know #1

I'm thinking urine for a surprise...

 

[gentold]

Aw fuck... my brain is crap at puns....




Get it??.....

i read it as crap at buns

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Is this a kink? I thought people talking to you when you’re on the shitter was just a sign you are now in a comfortable, long term relationship...

Good luck with the ad, I hope the inventiveness has led to some interesting replies for you, xx

 

[kg501st]

Sexy, smart, 28-year-old female seeks male to come to my house during the day and have deep, meaningful, soul-stirring conversations while I shit. Age and race are not important. Just be charming, intelligent, and talkative. No scat play or sex will be involved, only long, provocative,heartfelt discussions while I lounge on my porcelain throne.

23 year old guy who'd love to chat with you

 

[Dared_To]

Aw fuck... my brain is crap at puns....




Get it??.....

I'm flush with shitty jokes.

 

[Mei5ter]

Well, we all log on in hope...

 

[mxg1072]

This deserves a bump.

 

[Invisable247]

Why?!? Lol. I misread it when I responded I didn’t realize she wanted a studio audience! *