Horny and alone help.......

Will resort to fingering would love some company

Hot wet pulsating pussy help me get to the finish line
 
Always a delight to peek in on the new...

...and improved....

..General Board.

So glad it has become so wannabe friendly.
 
No woman on the interwebz ever has to ask for cyber sex partners

I had an ad, but it was a bit more specific than that ;) Then I ended up with Byron, who never read the ad and didn't get cyber anyway. :rolleyes:
 
Some guys are so easy, it just doesn't seem sporting to play them.
 
Some people thrive on the bone-headedness that is aplenty on erotica websites.

That reminds me of my favorite Wodehouse bit!

"People who enjoyed a merely superficial acquaintance with my nephew Archibald (said Mr Mulliner) were accustomed to set him down as just an ordinary pin-headed young man. It was only when they came to know him better that they discovered their mistake. Then they realised that his pinheaded-ness, so far from being ordinary, was exceptional. Even at theDrones Club, where the average of intellect is not high, it wasoften said of Archibald that, had his brain been constructed ofsilk, he would have been hard put to it to find sufficient materialto make a canary a pair of cami-knickers."
the reverent wooing of archibald
 
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