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[MathGirl]

On behalf of DurtGurl and the Group, I'd like to announce the Group's latest publication. Actually I don't want anything to do with it, but I'd never hear the last of it if I didn't.

It's a poem called "The Batchelor's Hand Revisited" and it's located at
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=93192

This one even has a really great illustration by Rhinoman. Thanks also to GabrielLee and Pure for verses.

Oh, I hate to do this to her, but KillerMuffin supplied technical help without which this thing would have assumed its rightful place in the shredder.

MG,
Secretary to the DG Group

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*applause*

Well done! Very amusing! Very heart-warming!

 

[DurtGurl]

Huh?

Well done! Very amusing! Very heart-warming!

Dear Svenska,
You found that to be heart warming? Good grief! You've been at the aquavit again, haven't you?
MG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Excellent! I gave it a 5. I especially liked my bits ( as the batchelor said to ... ? )

GL

 

[Guest]

5 by 5 from me

Most enjoyable, wish it were 'longer'. Cooties, er, kudos to all.

Loved the use of smegma, hadn't thought of the word since my sons were babies. - Pedita

 

[MathGirl]

Re: 5 by 5 from me

Most enjoyable, wish it were 'longer'. Cooties, er, kudos to all.
Loved the use of smegma, hadn't thought of the word since my sons were babies. - Pedita

Gosh, thanks for the positive feedback. "Smegma" is a word which must be used with great care and only by an expert.
MG

Ps. If you like that word, be sure to watch for DG's next opus, "Me and Mom."

 

[Guest]

Forgot to mention, in the 70's my college roomates named their dog Smegma. They had babies too.

 

[TheEarl]

Superb effort

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Haysoos on a crutch!

Durt/MathGurl, I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep so I checked Lit. and red allbout the Jukes fambly.

Sooweee! Cheese Louise; mooay bwayno chit.

I finelly get yer languidge. Ju go muchacha!

- Purrditta

p.s. gabe ju un cinco de Mayo.

p.s. dos. the gato was the best part.

 

[Guest]

p.s. tress

Ju left out la smegma. P.

 

[Guest]

Wonderfully funny. A "5" from me.

(Was anyone else tapping their toe expecting some bluegrass music to start playing in the background?)

 

[MathGirl]

Graciasdankemerci

:Wonderfully funny. A "5" from me.

Dear PRM,
I shall convey your sentiments to DG. She will be so pleased. The last time I looked, the latest pome was averaging a little over 4.8. Scary, isn't it?
MG

 

[DurtGurl]

Hot news! Update!

Thanks to your'e kind votes, "The Batchelor's Hand Revisited" now stands at #7 in the all-time poetry list. Good Grief!
DG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Hot news! Update!

Thanks to your'e kind votes, "The Batchelor's Hand Revisited" now stands at #7 in the all-time poetry list. Good Grief!
DG

Congratulations!

I think you should post something over in the Poetry forum, DG. Just ask for some feedback on your new pome.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Hot news! Update!

I think you should post something over in the Poetry forum, DG. Just ask for some feedback on your new pome.

DG feels that the Poetry Forum is not quite ready for her art. She definitely isn't ready to duck what they might have to throw.
MG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Originally posted bt MathGirl
DG feels that the Poetry Forum is not quite ready for her art. She definitely isn't ready to duck what they might have to throw.

... and heaven forbid the damage that an unappreciative missile might do to such a delicate physog.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Huh?

Dear Svenska,
You found that to be heart warming? Good grief! You've been at the aquavit again, haven't you?
MG

Now you're going there with thosch ackusch... aschku... accuschaschionsch again! *hick!*


QUOTE]"Smegma" is a word which must be used with great care and only by an expert.

Ps. If you like that word, be sure to watch for DG's next opus, "Me and Mom."[[/QUOTE]


*shudders*

Is that the one you let me read? I won't be able to eat for two weeks now. The Weight Watchers will be so proud...

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Huh?

Is that the one you let me read? I won't be able to eat for two weeks now. The Weight Watchers will be so proud...

Dear Svenska,
Yes, that's the one. You must admit, smegma played an important part in the story. At least it helped you get rid of some of that aquavit.
MG

 

[openthighs_sarah]

Re: Re: Re: Hot news! Update!

DG feels that the Poetry Forum is not quite ready for her art. She definitely isn't ready to duck what they might have to throw.
MG

But they're really sweet over there. I posted a question about whether it was okay to rhyme "trouble" with "butt-hole", and they took it pretty seriously. Only one person told me to leave.

Svenska, didn't you feel the need to shower more or less continuously after that DurtGurl story?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hot news! Update!

Svenska, didn't you feel the need to shower more or less continuously after that DurtGurl story?

Considering what happened IN the shower in that story... I now take very, very quick showers, and not without a heavy object to defend myself with against possible intruders...

 

[DurtGurl]

"Me and Mom"

Jist in case anyone's wandering whet Svenska and Sarah are talking about, it's DurtGurl's newest story, "Me and Mom." It's at

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=93328

It is not recommended for the feint of heart or weak of stomach. It's a touching story of a young man and his lovely mother when they consummate his eighteenth berthday. Woo woo woo

DGg

 

[MathGirl]

"Me and Mom"

Dear DurtGurl,
That story certainly takes your art to a new level. It tests the very basement floor of the genre.

You MUST do something about that AV. That's disgusting!

Helpfully,
MG

 

[Gabriel_Lee]

Aaaargh!

MG

I really think you must take your protege in hand ... that AV has put me off my weetabix.

GL (one day I will have an AV)

 

[Guest]

Re. Me & Mom

DurtGurl: Good piece, but not as tight as the Jukes Family story. Sorry. The monk bit came out of nowhere and didn’t really fit, though it was worth it for the wife’s name.

And why with Guaccamolley and other such lovely creative spelling did Mr. 9-1/2 spell aurora borealis correctly?

I did love the bunion chisel, smegma like mustard on a hot dog, and effluent off the concrete. Mom’s hair, back and front—priceless.

I gave you a 4, reluctantly, but compared to the Jukes, which could earned more than a 5, I had to be fair to my critical integrity (cough, cough). I realize you may not understand that, but please believe I am a true fan of your jeanruh.

Regards, Perdita

p.s. pleeezzzzee get a new AV or I fear I may not be able to get to the rest of your ooveruh.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re. Me & Mom

I gave you a 4, reluctantly, but compared to the Jukes, which could earned more than a 5, I had to be fair to my critical integrity (cough, cough). I realize you may not understand that, but please believe I am a true fan of your jeanruh.
p.s. pleeezzzzee get a new AV or I fear I may not be able to get to the rest of your ooveruh.

Dear Perdita,
You gave THAT a FOUR, and you're apologizing for it? Good Grief!

DG will thank you to leave her ovaries out of it.
MG