Hormone Hostages!

[plasticman33]

The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! So here are some suggestions and how to safely say things!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you going to wear that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars!

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left!
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today!
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

 

[fillmup]

Hey, that's so true it's scarey!

 

[Guest]

Tn_vixen shoulkd read this!

 

[BlkPnthr]

The hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! So here are some suggestions and how to safely say things!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you going to wear that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars!

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left!
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today!
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

LMAO plastic.....there's a huge list of those somewhere.....wonder if I could find it again.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Tn_vixen shoulkd read this!

LMAO - very good observation.

 

[Tim1]

your right

maybe I'd add this one too

Dangerous: Hey what gives do you know it's been a week since we fucked?

Safer: Honey I've missed the usual love making, do you think we could maybe tonight?

Safest: OH PLEASE....OH PLEASE I'll even clean the garrage, and make dinner for a month.

Sure Fire: Never mind I'll wack it as usual and then act like I don't want it. (which means you had better not say this one outloud)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars!

I'll take the money any time