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hope this isn't against the lit rules...

Munachi said:
but well... i thought it is interesting/funny.
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"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

*snicker*

:cathappy:
 
"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy
 
what i wonder is whether the dolphin knew it was getting married.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
I wonder if they... um... consummated... the union. :eek:
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From Roxanne's link said:
Dolphins are playful. :) Considering that they ejaculate at a force hard enough to injure (I've heard it compared to a shotgun blast), it's a good idea not to take them up on their offers. :)
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:eek:

The Earl
 
rgraham666 said:
"The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy
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I LOVE this quote. I didn't know it was Tom Clancy, but ne'er a truer word was spoken. Real life is crazy. Tahnks for posting it.

SL61
 
Svenskaflicka said:
You do know that dolphins, besides humans, are the only animals who masturbate, right?
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And the only other mammal that has sex for fun!

Edit to add: Primate masturbate, well at least the ones in the Zoo do!
 
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zeb1094 said:
And the only other mammal that has sex for fun!

Edit to add: Primate masturbate, well at least the ones in the Zoo do!
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What else is there to do in a cage?
 
lilredjammies said:
Actually, Sharon McCrumb wrote about a woman marrying a dolphin in one of her novels. Unfortunately, the bride drowned while trying to consummate the marriage. "Porky," the groom, was not charged with murder.
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ROFLPMSL!!!
 
lilredjammies said:
Actually, Sharon McCrumb wrote about a woman marrying a dolphin in one of her novels. Unfortunately, the bride drowned while trying to consummate the marriage. "Porky," the groom, was not charged with murder.
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I once read a short story, don't remember who wrote it, it was such a long time ago. It was in the scfi mag Analog way back when. It was something about the siriens call, This young lady was working with dolphins that she had taught to talk and the Alpha Male was telling her about the female dolphins mating call - the call of siriene. She was so in love with the alpha male she went out and learned the call and lured him to her with it and they ... um ... mated! Now this was in a nationally published scifi rag!
 
zeb1094 said:
I once read a short story, don't remember who wrote it, it was such a long time ago. It was in the scfi mag Analog way back when. It was something about the siriens call, This young lady was working with dolphins that she had taught to talk and the Alpha Male was telling her about the female dolphins mating call - the call of siriene. She was so in love with the alpha male she went out and learned the call and lured him to her with it and they ... um ... mated! Now this was in a nationally published scifi rag!
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That's nothing! Dolphins only speak in screeches anyway. What would impress ME is if the dolphin had learned to lean against the side of the pool, belch, and say "how about it, hun? We've got time for a quickie before second half!"
 
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