Hooters Goes To (Cub Scout) Camp

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Parents Outraged to Learn a Local Hooters Sponsored Cub Scout Camp
ABC News - ‎2 hours ago‎



Several parents in Denver were outraged after recently discovering photos of their young boys posing next to Hooters girls at a Cub Scout camp.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-outraged-learn-local-hooters-sponsored-cub-scout/story?id=40325654



I don't see what the big deal is here. A local restaurant sponsored the camp. So what? Lots of Hooters waitresses have kids that age. It's not a topless place. And they weren't even wearing their work outfits.



http://sharing.abc15.com/sharekmgh/photo/2016/07/01/HootersColorado_BoyScouts_1_1467428864793_41583378_ver1.0_640_480.jpeg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The Scouts are a church-based program and the parents were upset that their values were ignored.


That's the big deal. Not that the camp lived down to your standards, but that it did not live up to the stated standards of the Cub Scouts.

 

[Lancecastor]

I hope there was knot tying involved.

And the bunny goes around the hole...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hope there was knot tying involved.

You are a very bad man.

But I laughed.

 

[Lancecastor]

You are a very bad man.

But I laughed.

What's that animal story for a bowline?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Rabbit?


Is that a fertility joke?

 

[Lancecastor]

Here it is...

http://m.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Bowline-Knot


Next up: my "eat a Brownie" joke.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

They left out the part where he sees a cougar and runs around the pole and back into the hole...




Okay, in the Scouts they said a bear, but cougar is much more funny for our purposes here.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

The Scouts are a church-based program and the parents were upset that their values were ignored.


That's the big deal. Not that the camp lived down to your standards, but that it did not live up to the stated standards of the Cub Scouts.

What standards? Hooters employees have families and go to church. They're not strippers and hookers.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Hooters is no different than TGIFridays, Logan's Roadhouse, ChiChis, Applebees or any other restaurant or sports bar.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

 

[Aquagal]

Except that the waitresses wear their titties on display and dolphin shorts.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Except that the waitresses wear their titties on display and dolphin shorts.

God bless America!

 

[Christobal]

I used to own a liquor store. While I did community outreach I never did anything with kids because, hey, it was a liquor store. No matter the intentions somethings just smell funny.

 

[Lancecastor]

Big tits, scoop necks, tight short shorts... And 12 year old boys with rope and knives.

Should be more of this!

 

[Miles Long]

In other news, unprecedented numbers of scouts achieved their premature ejaculation badges in record time.

 

[phrodeau]

Maybe it was the same kid from the Time magazine 5/21/12 cover.

No link, because it would be naughty.

 

[Lancecastor]

The former head of scouts canada used to give me a boner.