Hooker Holiday

[ericrodman101]

This thread reminds me of a line I remember from a movie where the hooker says 'I gotta take a break. I haven't been on my feet all day."

 

[Hypoxia]

Lit apparently has some arcane rules about portraying political figures. I don't know how they would feel about political parties.

Anonymize them, pols and parties alike. Rename parties after foreign, fringe, or historical groups. Be creative in thy plagiarism.

 

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Anonymize them, pols and parties alike. Rename parties after foreign, fringe, or historical groups. Be creative in thy plagiarism.

I do miss the RHINO party.

 

[RoperTrace]

Maybe it could be a film noir story, where our "crack detective", Mike Hummer is on a case trying to figure out where all the Hookers have gone.

Det. Hummer makes a crack, that maybe they all went on a Hooker Holiday. The sergeant in charge of vice doesn't appreciate Mike's sarcasm.

"This is serious, Hummer! If all the city's hookers are missing, pretty soon the Mayor will say we no longer need the vice squad," says the vice cop.

"Relax flat foot, maybe a few of your 'boys', and you can go back to cross-dressing and fill in for a spell," says Hummer.

"Hey, that's not a bad idea."

"Okay Sarge, let me know if anything turns up."

"Hey Mike, would you consider taking a freebie for your services?"

"Freebie, huh? Giving or receiving?" asks Hummer, as he laughs at his own joke.

 

[Hypoxia]

I do miss the RHINO party.

In 1972-ish San Francisco was the Platypus Party of mayoral candidate (and dope lawyer) Tony Serra. In London after then was the Official Monster Raving Loony Party of Screaming Lord Sutch, 3rd earl of Harrow. Somewhere or other are the All-Night Party, the Know-Nothing Party, and the Frisbee Party.

Then we have socialists, fascists, minimalists, animalists, feminists, institutional revolutionaries, liberal conservatives and conservative liberals, royalists, anarchists, religious fundamentalists, nudists, technologists, solipsists and other narcissists, elitists, and victims of other influences. All with political parties. The mind boggles.

The USA already has a Prostitution Party. They're called Republicans.

 

[sirhugs]

I do miss the RHINO party.

In 1972-ish San Francisco was the Platypus Party of mayoral candidate (and dope lawyer) Tony Serra. In London after then was the Official Monster Raving Loony Party of Screaming Lord Sutch, 3rd earl of Harrow. Somewhere or other are the All-Night Party, the Know-Nothing Party, and the Frisbee Party.

Then we have socialists, fascists, minimalists, animalists, feminists, institutional revolutionaries, liberal conservatives and conservative liberals, royalists, anarchists, religious fundamentalists, nudists, technologists, solipsists and other narcissists, elitists, and victims of other influences. All with political parties. The mind boggles.

The USA already has a Prostitution Party. They're called Republicans.

The RHINOS was an actual satirical protest party in Canada. Among their campaign promises was to repeal the law of gravity.

They folded when they realized that you can't parody political parties that are a face.

But this is not the Politics Board, I will shut up know.

 

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A couple are driving past the "stroll" just because it is the quick way home... or at least that's how hubby justifies the route to wife. In actuality, he has an unrequited obsession wondering about the ladies who walk to work...

usually the wife clucks about the hookers on parade.

Then, one cold wintery day, there is just one lonely lass out, bundled up in an overcoat.

Imagine hubby's surprise when wife suggests that they invite her home for a hot cocoa or a warm meal.... and the hilarity which ensues

 

[Joe_Doe_Stories]

Convention Story Idea

Cynthia is 19, gorgeous, and fervent supporter of the party and all causes right wing. When she hears of the hooker strike, and her favorite right wing hosts urge "hot, sexy Republican women" to do their part and prove the wonders of the free market to all the world, she feels like the TV is calling her.

After telling her mom & dad she's going to work at the convention as a volunteer, she buys hooker boots, a skimpy denim skirt, and a boob hugging pink top. Her first trick goes badly, as it is the pimp, Rosco, who yanks her into his pimp-mobile and spanks her ass as she tells him her story. Laughing, he takes her purse, money, ID, and cellphone, and gives her a plastic bag filled with rubbers and lipstick. He tells her that corner belongs to HIM, and she has to earn $1000 by the end of the night or he'll "beat her white ass redder than Alabama."

Cynthia, now Cindy, is turned out, and put to work with other girls, who are too scared of Rosco to go on strike. Her new sisters show her the ropes, and give her lots of fast on-the-job training. She's soon flashing her tits and pussy to drivers, giving out blowjobs in alleys, doing three ways with the other girls, and doing up to 5 tricks an hour. Cindy's hot, and the town is loaded with customers, so she's a busy, busy girl! She doesn't mind doing the conventioneers, but a number of her tricks are liberals who have come down for the fun of fucking the right wing girls.

 

[sirhugs]

Cynthia is 19, gorgeous, and fervent supporter of the party and all causes right wing. When she hears of the hooker strike, and her favorite right wing hosts urge "hot, sexy Republican women" to do their part and prove the wonders of the free market to all the world, she feels like the TV is calling her.

After telling her mom & dad she's going to work at the convention as a volunteer, she buys hooker boots, a skimpy denim skirt, and a boob hugging pink top. Her first trick goes badly, as it is the pimp, Rosco, who yanks her into his pimp-mobile and spanks her ass as she tells him her story. Laughing, he takes her purse, money, ID, and cellphone, and gives her a plastic bag filled with rubbers and lipstick. He tells her that corner belongs to HIM, and she has to earn $1000 by the end of the night or he'll "beat her white ass redder than Alabama."

Cynthia, now Cindy, is turned out, and put to work with other girls, who are too scared of Rosco to go on strike. Her new sisters show her the ropes, and give her lots of fast on-the-job training. She's soon flashing her tits and pussy to drivers, giving out blowjobs in alleys, doing three ways with the other girls, and doing up to 5 tricks an hour. Cindy's hot, and the town is loaded with customers, so she's a busy, busy girl! She doesn't mind doing the conventioneers, but a number of her tricks are liberals who have come down for the fun of fucking the right wing girls.

not sure what this has to do with hooker holidays but certainly an idea that would find a couple of audiences- one of fans, one of trolls, IMHO.