Hooker Fantasy

[strgzr1230]

Ok Guys.... Here is the deal. I want to suprise my honey with a hooker- anything goes type fantasy night. I thought I'd leave him a motel key, Have the room all set up with drinks and toys and a good flick to get him in the mood when he gets there and then plan my arrival as his "date "about 30 mins later. Does anybody have any good ideas for what to say or do to make the experience really memorable? (And also to let him know this is not a normal night, whatever he says goes. ) Also, pointers for how I should dress? Thanks!

 

[bytor2112]

Ok Guys.... Here is the deal. I want to suprise my honey with a hooker- anything goes type fantasy night. I thought I'd leave him a motel key, Have the room all set up with drinks and toys and a good flick to get him in the mood when he gets there and then plan my arrival as his "date "about 30 mins later. Does anybody have any good ideas for what to say or do to make the experience really memorable? (And also to let him know this is not a normal night, whatever he says goes. ) Also, pointers for how I should dress? Thanks!

make it really memorable by getting him a real hooker....or two or three...

 

[ABN_Ranger]

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make it really memorable by getting him a real hooker....or two or three...

Ok Scooter... I'm initiating the, "raise your hand before you speak" rule. Have ya figured it out yet that no one wants your advice. Just bacause you need to pay for it, doesn't mean everyone else does. Just lay off and if you're gonna say anything... don't.

People come here for real advice, not so you can waste their time.

 

[PrinceM]

How about you build a little website, maybe through geocites or yahoo or something, that has a pic of you in lingerie, with your face blacked out? then make it look as much like a hooker type of web page, and during the day, send him an e-mail to look at the page. maybe create a yahoo e-mail address or something for him to reply to, just to add a little more to the fantasy. sounds like fun, good luck and let us know how it goes!

 

[Bobmi357]

One suggestion I will pass along, solely because I've heard about something similar and what befell that woe filled couple.

DO NOT GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE PUBLICILY BLATANT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

A couple I once knew tried something similar. The wife wanted to give her hubby a night to remember, so she dressed the part. Heavy makeup, tube top two sizes too small, miniskirt that barely covered her hips let alone her ass. Now mind you, this woman was a public paragon of family values, mother, active in local church and school.

She had rented a room from one of the area hotels. And of course so had the local church group rented a banquet room for an awards dinner. She and they arrived at the same time. She went to her room, they went on to gossip about her bad activities. The hotel manager spotted her on the way in and called the cops. This was a nice place and he didn't want her element in his establishment. THAT TOOK A COUPLE HOURS TO STRAIGHTEN OUT.

The long and short of this is, the fantasy became reality, became nightmare, involving police, hotel management and several months of embarassing whispers behind that unhappy couples back. And if I remember correctly, they finally managed to stop the whispers by publicily explaining in church what they were up to that night. More embarassment.

So either pick a notel motel in a place where you are not well known, like a town 50 miles away from yours, or be more discreet about it. Instead of going for the typical street walker look, go for the high class call girl dressed to kill.

When I first heard the tale, from a co-worker I laughed my ass off. Then he confessed that it was him it had happened to. His wife tried to fufill a fantasy of his. He was terribly embarassed and he told me he never did get laid that night. It was then that I started to believe that some fantasies should remain in the realm of fantasy. Else you might be disappointed with the results.

 

[ApplesMcgee]

nah...

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[Lust Engine]

Re: nah...

The trick is to have a large enough trench coat or something to keep yourself covered until it's time to "reveal" yourself to him. When you get to the hotel/motel, don't mess around too much outside. just make sure you go straight to the room.

You should have no problems. Your husband is one lucky guy. He should enjoy it.

PowrDragn

I'm in agreement here. Discretion is important. Why give it away so soon? Besides Bobmi's horror story is lingering around in my mind far too much!

 

[bytor2112]

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Ok Scooter... I'm initiating the, "raise your hand before you speak" rule. Have ya figured it out yet that no one wants your advice. Just bacause you need to pay for it, doesn't mean everyone else does. Just lay off and if you're gonna say anything... don't.

People come here for real advice, not so you can waste their time.

who are you talking to??? my name is not scooter...

 

[ABN_Ranger]

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who are you talking to??? my name is not scooter...

Would you have prefered Jack-Ass, Fuck-Knob, Fuck-Stick, Ass-Clown, Shit-Bag? If ya like one of those more than Scooter, let me know and I'll be sure to remember for future posts.

 

[Mary Hall]

I prefer annoying troll who needs an anal probe with a red hot needle

 

[SomeHotKCGuy]

A first post from me to help out...(I hope)...


Here's some key points that I'd consider:

- Stay....in....character. No matter what. If you don't 'sell' the fantasy, it won't have the same impact.

- See item #1.

- Don't put all the toys in the room...leave some to bring yourself (perhaps the racier kind).

- I think most men would find the classy style 'pro' fantasy to be more fun than the 'cheap girl' thing. So...as far as dress might be concerned...


- Heels: Not too high, but not too low. I'd say 3-4" would work

- Matching bra/panty set

- Garter / stocking set

- A good, classy evening dress.

- A wig (if you're blond, go brunette and vice versa). This may help you to sell the RP with him.


Just a few thoughts....hope it works out!

 

[bytor2112]

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Would you have prefered Jack-Ass, Fuck-Knob, Fuck-Stick, Ass-Clown, Shit-Bag? If ya like one of those more than Scooter, let me know and I'll be sure to remember for future posts.

order of preference would be....jack ass...fuck stick...fuck knob... ass clown ..but definitely not shit bag as that one is downright mean...

 

[pandoravampire]

good evening jack ass. lol

 

[JRaven]

One suggestion I will pass along, solely because I've heard about something similar and what befell that woe filled couple.

DO NOT GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE PUBLICILY BLATANT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

One thing I'll add real quick...
Some time ago, Yahoo's "Oddly Enough" section featured a story about a couple that did pretty much the same thing. Only difference being that she picked him up in the hotel bar. To make it even more "life like", she had her husband pay her. A cop saw him hand her the money there in the bar and arrested both of them. They were both convicted!! The judge said it didn't matter if they were husband and wife, he still paid her for sex.

Just go to the hotel room, wearing a trench coat over your outfit, and don't play hooker until you're in the room. Best would be a motel where you can go straight from the car to the room.

Jenny