Honoring Gays

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I think its time for America to honor gays in the only way that matters....money.

I mean, we've had plenty of Indians and women on our money, why not a gay? Even the Confederacy put blacks on its currency.

How about a nice $3 bill with the likeness of a worthy gay on it? (Jefferson is on the $2 note).

I nominate Governor Charlie Crist of Florida. It's true that he found a girlfriend in time to be considered for McCain's VP, but she quietly went away when the VP gig didnt happen.

Who do you nominate?

 

[cloudy]

I think its time for America to honor gays in the only way that matters....money.

I mean, we've had plenty of Indians and women on our money, why not a gay? Even the Confederacy put blacks on its currency.

Plenty? Try two.

Run out of topics to try to start shit with? This one is a really lame attempt, not up to your standards.

I'm very disappointed with you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

CLOUDY

Women have been on our money since the beginning. The first woman on US coins was an aristocratic lady from Philadelphia.

As for Indians, we have the INDIAN HEAD PENNY, BUFFALO NICKLE, SACAGAWEA DOLLAR, plus an assortment of paper notes featuring Indians.

Gays need representation, and the $3 bill just happens to be next in sequence.

 

[cloudy]

Lame. You can do better than this.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

CLOUDY

LIT is like my drafting board. If I can get you to twirl, the concept has merit.

I'm serious. AMERICA needs a magazine/website for its millions of bigots, chauvinists, fascists, etc. School kids demand periodical literature that is guaranteed to make teachers and staff howl.

In 5 years I'll be infamous from harpooning assclowns. Maybe call the magazine CL-ASS CLOWN.

 

[cloudy]

CLOUDY

LIT is like my drafting board. If I can get you to twirl, the concept has merit.

Running out of ideas, then?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Oh! CLOUDY!

In 5 years you'll be boasting to the newbies here that you were my next-best-friend when I haunted LIT.

 

[cloudy]

Yeah, ok.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Oprah's boyfriend.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

How about using Barney Frank's picture on the money?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I think its time for America to honor gays in the only way that matters....money.

I mean, we've had plenty of Indians and women on our money, why not a gay? Even the Confederacy put blacks on its currency.

How about a nice $3 bill with the likeness of a worthy gay on it? (Jefferson is on the $2 note).

I nominate Governor Charlie Crist of Florida. It's true that he found a girlfriend in time to be considered for McCain's VP, but she quietly went away when the VP gig didnt happen.

Who do you nominate?

How can you be sure we have never had a gay person on our money? The two dollar bill has a crowd of men on it. Can you say for certain that none of those men was gay? Or at least bi?

 

[TheReapersWife]

But.... I don't want gay money.


Completely non-serious comment.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

BOX

It's pretty easy to tell. Regular guys arent slaves to fashion.

A regular guy doesnt care how he looks. A clean tee shirt and shoes is about all he needs for any occasion that matters. Fags eat steak, regular guys eat wings or barbecue, and a tee shirt is good enough for every barbecue joint I know of. Married men are even less fussy about appearances, because they never have any money.

The guys on our American money are never queers. We got WASHINGTON, JEFFERSON, LINCOLN, HAMILITON, JACKSON, GRANT, and FRANKLIN. Hamiliton is the only sharp dresser in the bunch but is saved because he really liked girls. Ditto for Kennedy. Americans dont want pretty boys and cripples on their money, because we know how they are and dont want to risk giving foreigners the wrong idea.

 

[jomar]

You might want to read up on Lincoln some more.

 

[Boxlicker101]

BOX

It's pretty easy to tell. Regular guys arent slaves to fashion.

A regular guy doesnt care how he looks. A clean tee shirt and shoes is about all he needs for any occasion that matters. Fags eat steak, regular guys eat wings or barbecue, and a tee shirt is good enough for every barbecue joint I know of. Married men are even less fussy about appearances, because they never have any money.

The guys on our American money are never queers. We got WASHINGTON, JEFFERSON, LINCOLN, HAMILITON, JACKSON, GRANT, and FRANKLIN. Hamiliton is the only sharp dresser in the bunch but is saved because he really liked girls. Ditto for Kennedy. Americans dont want pretty boys and cripples on their money, because we know how they are and dont want to risk giving foreigners the wrong idea.

FDR, who appears on dimes, was confined to a wheelchair for much of his adult life. JFK was substantially handicapped by war injuries, and appears on fifty cent pieces.

The back of the two dollar bill includes 42 men. By the laws of averages, at least one of them was gay. I have no idea who it would have been, and I'm not at all sure any of them was gay but, by the laws of averages, at least one of them would have been.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Ronald Reagan.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

 

[Liar]

Ronald Reagan.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Nothing wrong with Ronald Reagan?


Oh, that it.

 

[Carnevil9]

Let's honor gays and women at the same time: a series of three dollar bills with Rosie, Ellen, and Janet Reno. Works for me......Carney

 

[egoservitium]

Elton John. i know he's British, but he would class up our money SO much!