Honorary Doctor of Erotica Degree

[SusanJillParker]

"I'm going to Disney World!"

After all of the physical, sexual, and emotional abuse that I suffered through and somehow survived, I'd like to thank my whore of a Mother and my four brutal brothers for giving me the reason to seek therapy by writing.

I'd like to thank my dog, my Rat terrier Polo, for keeping me company as I wrote. It was when I took him for long walks that I always thought of another story to write.

I'd like to thank my Dell 8910 VR computer and my Microsoft ergonomic keyboard and mouse for making my writing easier.

I'd like to thank my Herman Miller Embody chairs for making me very comfortable while I write my erotica stories 8 hours every day, 7 days a week before answering e-mails every day, 7 days a week for 3 hours a day.

I'd to thank Madam Scouries for making me laugh with her humorous threads and funny graphics. May she rest in peace.

I'd like to thank the Democratic and Republican politicians for giving me plenty of to be angry about when writing my political essays.

I'd like to thank the Academy of Abstract Expressionism, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, and Incest for awarding me the Honorary Degree of Doctor of Erotica for 2016.

"Thank you."

Along with the honorary degree and my free trip to Disney World, I was given a $25,000 cash award along with my choice of a 2017 Ford Mustang GT or a Mini Cooper S convertible. I'm going with the Mustang, of course, orange with black racing stripes, black wheels, Recaro seats, and a six-speed manual transmission.

"Wow!"

The honorary degree is awarded once every five or so years depending on funding. Sylvia Day was the last winner of this highly prestigious award.

Thank you one and all for giving me your support, well wishes, and compliments.

Dr. Susan Jill Parker

Aka SusanJillParker, BostonFictionwriter, AndTheEnd, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, SuperHeroRalph, WmForrester, and 12 other secret names.

"God bless you all. What a day? What a wonderful day. I'm so happy. Yeah for me!"

 

[TxRad]

Typical Freddie theater. All bullshit. I mean all of it except all the alts. That part is true.

 

[SusanJillParker]

"I'm going to Disney World!"

After all of the physical, sexual, and emotional abuse that I suffered through and somehow survived, I'd like to thank my whore of a Mother and my four brutal brothers for giving me the reason to seek therapy by writing.

I'd like to thank my dog, my Rat terrier Polo, for keeping me company as I wrote. It was when I took him for long walks that I always thought of another story to write.

I'd like to thank my Dell 8910 VR computer and my Microsoft ergonomic keyboard and mouse for making my writing easier.

I'd like to thank my Herman Miller Embody chairs for making me very comfortable while I write my erotica stories 8 hours every day, 7 days a week before answering e-mails every day, 7 days a week for 3 hours a day.

I'd to thank Madam Scouries for making me laugh with her humorous threads and funny graphics. May she rest in peace.

I'd like to thank the Democratic and Republican politicians for giving me plenty of to be angry about when writing my political essays.

I'd like to thank the Academy of Abstract Expressionism, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, and Incest for awarding me the Honorary Degree of Doctor of Erotica for 2016.

"Thank you."

Along with the honorary degree and my free trip to Disney World, I was given a $25,000 cash award along with my choice of a 2017 Ford Mustang GT or a Mini Cooper S convertible. I'm going with the Mustang, of course, orange with black racing stripes, black wheels, Recaro seats, and a six-speed manual transmission.

"Wow!"

The honorary degree is awarded once every five or so years depending on funding. Sylvia Day was the last winner of this highly prestigious award.

Thank you one and all for giving me your support, well wishes, and compliments.

Dr. Susan Jill Parker

Aka SusanJillParker, BostonFictionwriter, AndTheEnd, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, SuperHeroRalph, WmForrester, and 12 other secret names.

"God bless you all. What a day? What a wonderful day. I'm so happy. Yeah for me!"

Oops.

I forgot to thank my uncle Bobby, the late, great, Dr. Robert Parker of Spencer for Hire fame with the late Robert Urich and Blue Bloods with Tom Sellick.

"Thank you, Uncle Bobby for helping me with my writing."

Even though TxRad bashed me, he doesn't want anyone to know that he sent me flowers.

"Thank you Miss TxRad for the yellow roses of Texas or in her case, the yellow roses of New Hampshire."

 

[TxRad]

Yes Freddie, we understand you're feeling low and need some theater to make you feel better about yourself.

 

[lovecraft68]

Freddie left out a thank you to the Mod and to Laurel for not banning him despite having two posts blown up for underage within the same week. I've seen GB posters get banned for that. But Freddie and Scouries are as bulletproof as always.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Freddie left out a thank you to the Mod and to Laurel for not banning him despite having two posts blown up for underage within the same week. I've seen GB posters get banned for that. But Freddie and Scouries are as bulletproof as always.

You write mean and nasty things that are untrue but you can't help yourself. You're angry. I understand. I feel bad for you. It must be so difficult living your life as a dwarf or more political correct, a little person.

"Follow the Yellow Brick Road."

Yet, even though you write all of this crap in public, you continue to send me love e-mails. Doesn't your Sicilian whore of a wife know that you're a cheating sack of shit.

No matter. Thank you for nominating for the Abstract Expressionism, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, and Incest for award and for helping to lock in the Honorary Degree of Doctor of Erotica for 2016.

Thank you, HateShip. You're not such a sack of shit as I thought you were. Yet, I could be wrong.

Have a wonderful evening.

"I love you, kind of, not really, well, not at all but I do hate your guts."

 

[TxRad]

So lady like.

 

[lovecraft68]

So lady like.

Freddie gets love letters from me like he gets roses from you. Which is just like the way they get all those publishing offers and big cash donations and cars from custom stories.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Freddie gets love letters from me like he gets roses from you. Which is just like the way they get all those publishing offers and big cash donations and cars from custom stories.

Jealous?

You continue to write your $100 net profit e-Books and I'll continue write my custom, personalized stories for fans.

I have nothing to prove to you or to anyone. It's not my fault that you think small and miss the big picture.

Maybe you're just too short to see the big picture (lol).

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, you know all about e-books don't ya?

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm not the one constantly screaming for attention to the point you make up fake sob stories that mock real victims of abuse. Nor does anyone else here try so hard to get people to think they make money.

The ones who say the most do the least, and Freddie, you never shut up.

Hmm $100 per e-book I have 110 e-books which would be 11k even if $100 each was all they made. Far more than you've ever made and everyone here knows it.

Oh, I forgot about all those years you gamed survivor. That $500 a year is a pretty hefty income.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I'm not the one constantly screaming for attention to the point you make up fake sob stories that mock real victims of abuse. Nor does anyone else here try so hard to get people to think they make money.

The ones who say the most do the least, and Freddie, you never shut up.

Hmm $100 per e-book I have 110 e-books which would be 11k even if $100 each was all they made. Far more than you've ever made and everyone here knows it.

Oh, I forgot about all those years you gamed survivor. That $500 a year is a pretty hefty income.

Actually, I've earn more than you made with your 110 e-books by writing one multi-chapter story for a man in Chicago. Yet, that's neither here or there. I'm not about to get in a pissing contest with you. You'd win as I don't have a dick and you do.

I'm a woman and my name is Susan and not Freddie.

My sad, sob story is a true story of what happened to me in my life. As much as I despise you, I hope your children never go through the horrors of what I've gone through with my whore, stripper, and prostitute, drug, crazed drunk of a mother and my four insane, angry brothers who worked as leg breakers for the mob back in the 60's and 70's.

My question to you and Miss TxRad, why do you believe that you own Literotica, specifically the Forum Boards when you don't? Why do you act like you do?

I don't bother you. I mind my own business. Yet, as soon as I make a post, there you all are starting trouble and then blaming me for started trouble (lol). Go figure.

When I've written 8 times more stories than you've written for Literotica, why am I not allowed to make a post with the three stooges making my business their business?

Have you no life that you must sit here 24/7 every day and make tens of thousands of nonsensical posts? How do you find the time to write a story? You're always here making a fool of yourself?

Yet, that's okay. I just wanted to share my good news with everyone. Obviously, my success makes you jealous. This all started when I was awarded my first Green E.

Tell me HateShip, how many Green E's were you awarded? How about you Miss TxRad? How many Green E's do you have? I have three. I know Pilot has a bunch.

If you're such great writers and have won so very many contests, I'd think you'd have a slew of Green E's but you don't even have one. Actually, truth be told and you can easily check this out, especially since I don't lie, but I've won more than twice the contest money than any writer on Literotica.

I'll tell you what? Would you like one of my Green E's? You can wear it around your neck. Did you know that Green E's glow in the dark in the way of a nuclear device. I wear mine when I walk the dog at night.

Well, I have to go write stories. I have to earn some money.

Seriously? 110 e-Books? My God. If you add up the time it took you to write the stories, make up the covers, market the books, it's not worth your time, is it? How could you possibly make any money? (lol) Further, do you pay taxes on what you earn? Wow! Good luck with that.

I hope you sell a thousand e-Books while I continue to write my stories for fans. Best of luck to you. As always, it was entertaining writing to you. Have a lovely day, HateShip.

Dr. Susan Jill Parker, the most prolific writer of stories and not e-Books on Literotica

 

[TxRad]

Poor freddie. He's almost as delusional as scouries. On second thought, more delusional.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Poor freddie. He's almost as delusional as scouries. On second thought, more delusional.

Huh? What? Who's Freddie? I'm Susan.

For someone skilled in the English language enough to write a story, what do you even mean by your above remark? If I was your English teacher, I'd grade you a zero until you rewrote your thought. Is English not your primary language? Are you an illegal alien from across the border?

Don't let Trump catch you. He's going to build a wall. He's going to have Mexico pay for it too.

You picking a fight with me is like me picking a fight with an uneducated child.

First of all, Lady Tex, Freddie and Scouries should be capitalized. On second thought, your "On second thought, more delusional" is an incomplete sentence. I don't even know that that means.

Truly, it makes my skin crawl to read your childish retorts. At least Pilot has more of a grasp of the English language than you do. At least Pilot can articulate his poisonous lunacy while using good grammar.

Go back to school Tex. The extent of your high school education is showing.

Perhaps instead of spending 24/7 posting nonsensical musings, you should read a book.

Thank you for trying to make a post to my thread.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I started writing here as Freddie, BostonFictionWriter. I used my eldest brother's name because I was scared to death writing erotica as a woman on a porn board.

To this day, LoveBoat, NHrad, and pretend pilot, still call me Freddie. Obviously, they think I'm as small as they are. They think calling me by my brother's name bothers me.

I wrote as BostonFictionWriter for two years, 2007 and 2008. I finished 2nd both years in Literotica's year long Survivor contest that they discontinued at the end of 2015 because of lack of interest.

I earned my first Green E under that BostonFictionWriter and 2 more Green E's under two other not public, secret names.

Those Green E's weigh as much as an Olympic Gold medal. I wear my Green E's all the time. If nothing else, it's a conversation piece, especially with the black and white striped cloth with the image of the naked woman that holds the Green E around my neck. And, as if it's nuclear, that thing glows in the dark like nothing else. I had to stop driving with it because as if it was a green laser, it was blinding oncoming drivers.

Along with the Green E I was giving a green satin, baseball jacket with my name, Susan, on the front and Literotica in big print on the back. I was also given a Literotica coffee mug, keychain, pen, and a Literotica tee-shirt, sweat shirt, and baseball cap. I don't know why they stopped doing that.

In 2009, I wrote as CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, and WmForrester. My story, I Love You, Mommy, written under my WmForrester name was the most read story in all of 2010 and still resides in 59th place on the all-time most read list with 2 million hits. Not bad considering there are 75,000 writers and more than a million stories on the site.

Actually, I would have had two stories in the all-time top ten, written under BostonFictionWriter in 2007, Mother-in-law Stripped Naked and Sex with my Sister-in-law Samantha, but I deleted them to publish them as e-Books. When I pulled them in 2007 they already had 850,000 and 650,000 hits respectively after only being on the site for 2 months.

Maybe it's just my perception but it seems to me that we had more readers back then.

Then, in 2010, I wrote as AndTheEnd and used my real name Susan while the three stooges still called me Freddie. I came in 2nd place in the Survivor contest that year. I stopped pretending that I was a man when some psycho hacked my Facebook page and outed me. He posted, personal private information on Literotica's forum board. I reported him to Laurel and she deleted all that they posted.

In 2011, I wrote as SuperHeroRalph, the name of an English Sheepdog that a friend of mine had. He changed his name from Ralph to SuperHeroRalph after Ralph saved him from a pack of coyotes. I won the Survivor contest that year.

Then, from 2012 to the beginning of 2016, I wrote under my real name, SusanJillParker. I was tired of pretending that I was someone else. Now that I was divorced, I no longer had anything to hide, other than my person from my abusive, ex-husband. I won the survivor contest in 2013 and 2014 under SusanJillParker and finished 3rd in 2012 and in 2015, not bad.

Now for 2016, I write under 8 other names. I've written under 20 names in total since 2007. I'm the most prolific author on the site, not only with stories but also with word total. I'd rather write stories than to make tens of thousands of posts on the forum boards. I'd rather write custom, creative, personalized stories for fans than to write e-Books that don't pay and that are a waste of my time and talent.

Yet, even after writing under my real name, I still had the three stogies, SR71plt, TxRad, and LoveCraft following me around the board whenever I made a post about anything. They continued calling me a man. They continued calling me Freddie. Yet, that's okay. As you can determine by the number of my posts, I seldom post anything here anyway, mainly because of them.

These two psychologically disturbed men and one butch dyke of a woman actually believe they own the Forum Boards. They are all here 24/7 and post tens of thousands of nonsensical things. I don't care what they post but leave me the fuck alone.

I don't bother them. I don't follow them around the board posting horrible things after they make a post. I seldom post to anyone's thread unless I have something informative to add. Typically, I'll start my own thread as I did with this one. Yet, the first one to make a post and to start trouble was TxRad and then LoveCraft. Pilot must be ill, otherwise he would have been posting too.

I wrote what I needed to write. I feel better. I'm done.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Now everyone have a nice cup of coffee and smile and stretch. Feels good doesn't it....

Ahhhhh, yes, it's all out there and you can reeeeelaaax now....

Seriously, what did I just read? That's two minutes of my life that's never coming back to me

Sitting here laughing..... you guys ....

 

[TxRad]

Now everyone have a nice cup of coffee and smile and stretch. Feels good doesn't it....

Ahhhhh, yes, it's all out there and you can reeeeelaaax now....

Seriously, what did I just read? That's two minutes of my life that's never coming back to me

Sitting here laughing..... you guys ....

What you read was about 70% street theater, 10% truth, and 20% bullshit. The problem is you had to be around to see the bullshit in the past to figure out what is what and which is where.

 

[ChloeTzang]

What you read was about 70% street theater, 10% truth, and 20% bullshit. The problem is you had to be around to see the bullshit in the past to figure out what is what and which is where.

Ohhhh, but so entertaining. You guys got me starting of my morning laughing. That's good - laughter and coffee!!!! I'm totally rolling now....

 

[SusanJillParker]

Ohhhh, but so entertaining. You guys got me starting of my morning laughing. That's good - laughter and coffee!!!! I'm totally rolling now....

I'm glad that I can amuse you but I assure you, it's not so funny when something like this happens to you.

Every time I post a story, it's bashed and I'm verbally assaulte. These three dummies and others like them scroll down to the bottom of my stories without even reading them to give me a bashing 1 vote.

I've had all of my Red H's erased, not once, not twice, but three times. Now, whenever I earn a Red H, for a story with a score of 4.5 or higher, I close the voting.

I've had death threats. I've received horrible e-mails. The funny thing is that when I post on the Forum Boards, they treat me as if I'm a man. Yet, when these same disturbed men e-mail me, they write me as a woman and sexually assault with their disturbing words.

I've had death threats just for writing erotica. I've had someone write SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, in the comment section of every one of my stories.

"Delete, delete, delete," is what I've learned to do. Yet, there's no end to this. Even now, after you made your post, TxRad come crawling out of his hole to add more shit to my thread.

I'm the victim here. I don't bother anyone. I don't start trouble. I mind my own business but even after writing the thousands of stories that I've written for this site, I'm not allowed to make a post to the forum boards.

Moreover, in the way that everyone else's stories are scanned and the bashing 1 votes are removed, even though I've complained to Laurel and even though I've reported the stories with the report button, my bashing 1 votes are all still there.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

I feel like if I knew what a Green E was, then maybe this would all make sense to me...


(And not really, I'm just being facetious. Even with being new around here I can pretty much figure this whole post out from reading what's posted here every day. Sooner or later everyone shows their true colors)

I do always wonder though, why would you use the name of someone that abused you? I can't wrap my brain around that to make it make any sort of sense. My mother is a sour cunt and I don't associate myself with her at all, certainly would never use her name.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I feel like if I knew what a Green E was, then maybe this would all make sense to me...


(And not really, I'm just being facetious. Even with being new around here I can pretty much figure this whole post out from reading what's posted here every day. Sooner or later everyone shows their true colors)

I do always wonder though, why would you use the name of someone that abused you? I can't wrap my brain around that to make it make any sort of sense. My mother is a sour cunt and I don't associate myself with her at all, certainly would never use her name.

Why would I use the name of my brother when he was one of my abusers? Is that you're question?

It's much different for a woman than it is for a man. You, as a man, can detach yourself from your mother but I, as a woman, was unable to detach myself from my four, much older brothers and my stripper, prostitute, and whore of a mother. Sometimes, I'd sit on my bed and wonder if they were the normal ones. I'd wonder if there was something wrong with me.

You'd have to be there to understand. Those who abuse women, control women. We are nothing but their pawns to sexually do whatever they want us to do at their whimsy, especially when those abusers are trusted members of the family.

Moreover, it wasn't until I was older, had therapy, and started writing my stories that I'd remember more and more and more. Our mind has a way to protect us from the horror by allowing us to not only forget but also to forgive. Truly, for them to abuse me in the way that I was abused, someone abused them too.

For me to live my life, I needed to put all that happened behind me. Writing my stories is my therapy. Yet, whenever I make a post here, I feel as if I'm abused all over again by TxRad, LoveCraft, and Sr71plt.

By the way, a Green E is an award given by Laurel for what she deems as the best story.

 

[TxRad]

I feel like if I knew what a Green E was, then maybe this would all make sense to me...


(And not really, I'm just being facetious. Even with being new around here I can pretty much figure this whole post out from reading what's posted here every day. Sooner or later everyone shows their true colors)

I do always wonder though, why would you use the name of someone that abused you? I can't wrap my brain around that to make it make any sort of sense. My mother is a sour cunt and I don't associate myself with her at all, certainly would never use her name.

Very little of what he says makes sense.

He accuses me of 1 bombing his stories and posting mean comments but I've never read one of his stories nor have i comment on one. I've never even mentioned his stories in any post I've made.

Back in the day, if you closed voting, the score showed, X.XX. Somewhere along the line that changed, so certain people watch to see the highest score and lock it there.

He bashes other authors and 1 bombs them massively with his 15 or so alts. I know from personal experience. His rants from the past are very obviously not a female. Hell, a few of his recent ones sure aren't. And I'm not even going to try and explain his behavior in the dead baby bashing thread. A thread so bad, Laurel deleted it.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Very little of what he says makes sense.

He accuses me of 1 bombing his stories and posting mean comments but I've never read one of his stories nor have i comment on one. I've never even mentioned his stories in any post I've made.

Back in the day, if you closed voting, the score showed, X.XX. Somewhere along the line that changed, so certain people watch to see the highest score and lock it there.

He bashes other authors and 1 bombs them massively with his 15 or so alts. I know from personal experience. His rants from the past are very obviously not a female. Hell, a few of his recent ones sure aren't. And I'm not even going to try and explain his behavior in the dead baby bashing thread. A thread so bad, Laurel deleted it.

I've never bashed anyone's story.

Scouries is the one who started the dead baby thread but there would have to be a pregnancy for there to be a baby (lol) and there was no pregnancy just drama.

I have 20 alts and I've never used any of them to bash anyone. I'm unable to read anything but my own stories when I write. If I read another story, it turns of my creativity and I can't write. When I read, I read and when I write, I write. For the past 9 years, as you may determine by the volume of my stories, I've been writing and not reading.

One of the reasons why I don't read the Forum Board is because it shuts down my creativity by all of the lunacy that someone like you writes.

Lastly, he is a she.

Dr. Susan Jill Parker, the most prolific writer on the site

 

[TxRad]

Yes, Freddie, if you say so.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Why would I use the name of my brother when he was one of my abusers? Is that you're question?

It's much different for a woman than it is for a man. You, as a man, can detach yourself from your mother but I, as a woman, was unable to detach myself from my four, much older brothers and my stripper, prostitute, and whore of a mother. Sometimes, I'd sit on my bed and wonder if they were the normal ones. I'd wonder if there was something wrong with me.

You'd have to be there to understand. Those who abuse women, control women. We are nothing but their pawns to sexually do whatever they want us to do at their whimsy, especially when those abusers are trusted members of the family.

Moreover, it wasn't until I was older, had therapy, and started writing my stories that I'd remember more and more and more. Our mind has a way to protect us from the horror by allowing us to not only forget but also to forgive. Truly, for them to abuse me in the way that I was abused, someone abused them too.

For me to live my life, I needed to put all that happened behind me. Writing my stories is my therapy. Yet, whenever I make a post here, I feel as if I'm abused all over again by TxRad, LoveCraft, and Sr71plt.

By the way, a Green E is an award given by Laurel for what she deems as the best story.

Well except...I am not a male. I am very much female, I had 8 kids with my now ex husband.

I was abused for 40+years by my mother, and I use the word mother in regards to her very lightly. Still to this day as an adult woman and mother, my mom can make me feel like a damn useless, worthless baby! My whole childhood was a constant mindfuck by her, and she still figures out ways to put me in my place, or what she thinks my place should be.

I was in therapy for years, and also saw a psych Dr so I could get meds, but now am without insurance so no therapy or psych for me. So like you, writing is my therapy. A little escape from my now fucked up brain.

Awww no, how can one choose a story as the best? They're like children and you can't have a best or favorite one!