Honest Al for Prez

[Expertise]

At the risk of sounding like Todd and railing about "'Merican politks".

Honest Al Sharpton is gonna make a run for the Democratic nomination for '04.

All you "cracker" mo-fo's best be gettin' out the jerry-curl and an ebonics text books because theres a new sheriff in town and he ain't no tame black man like that pussy Jackson. So all you "heimeys" and "opressors" of the African race best pony up some dough before Al gets agitated and goes midevil on yo' ass.

Just when I get mortally embarassed about the state of canadian politics, I look south....... and feel much better.

Have fun kiddies.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

We're hoping he'll go to Britian and get tossed in the pokey through nominations and the elections.

Somehow, I don't think he'll get elected. He may think he has that so-called "black vote" but most of the black people I know think he's too radical. He'll be another Pat Buchanan, whom, incidentally, is fully and completely politically aligned with ppman, Eurospeaking, of course. That was unexpected.

C'mon Ex, give us some skinny on Canadian politics. Whose killed their intern? Slept with one? Whose actually into gay toilet parties? Whose the guy in the Canadian Britney Spears commercial? Fess up! Dig the dirt bubba.

Oh, and can I see you naked? I would like to see you naked. Very much naked. I've developed a naked hockey fetish you know. Of course I haven't managed to figure out how to solve the ice equals shriveled and hiding penis thing yet.

 

[cymbidia]

Of course I haven't managed to figure out how to solve the ice equals shriveled and hiding penis thing yet.

MS is an ex-pro hockey player and still skates as often as he has the chance (which has become "not too often" now that he's down in LA.) So, i know the solution to this "shrinking" problem, Muff. You just keep your mouth on it, of course.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Now that's a thought. What about when it's all wet and you transition from the suck position to the fuck position? Does it shrivel in the sudden blast of frigid air coupled by wetness or can he hold it for a few minutes? And what about the actual fucking part, if you're both standing on skates, does that move you across the ice until you run into something, or do you stay a bit stationary? If you're moving, who steers?

 

[cymbidia]

Now that's a thought. What about when it's all wet and you transition from the suck position to the fuck position? Does it shrivel in the sudden blast of frigid air coupled by wetness or can he hold it for a few minutes? And what about the actual fucking part, if you're both standing on skates, does that move you across the ice until you run into something, or do you stay a bit stationary? If you're moving, who steers?

1. It freezes in transition and, so, stays in the "up" position.
2. Ohhh... he can hold it. ~wink~
3. Who said i was on skates? I grew up in San Diego; i don't know how to ice skate. I've never even seen a hockey game. Yet.
4. He's Dom, i'm sub; he steers.

 

[Expertise]

Oh come on!

At the risk of sounding ungrateful for KM's expressed desire to see me hot sweaty and in gear wouldn't it be more fun to ream Al and his wind tunnel tested/ghetto fabulous hair do??????

Note to KM: As long as you do it standing up the cold shouldn't be a problem. Most guys, my self included, wear little or nothing under their gear.The gear itself has little or no insulation value so I figure friction/combined body heat would be more than sufficient. However, your concern about the retreat of the male genatalia could be justified... not from temperature but from fear of a large man with automatic weapons in the bleachers