Homosexuals, Lesbian..Deviant Behavior? Yeah, huh! No huh! Duh...

[amicus]

Homosexuals, Lesbians…Deviant Behavior? Yeah huh? No huh? Duh…




In the News, last week

with a tweak…


American President…err

Marriage….err

Man and woman…err

Codify…

Lawyerr…


Italian Catholic Pope

Hishops…uhhh…Priests

Uhhh…

Same sex marriage…duh…

Where am I? Uhhh..


Canadian Bacon, Voila!

We will pay

(people that is)

Legal to Marry Gay

Massachusetts too, Eyup….


A Queer Eye

For the straight guy…

D.I.N.Ks…?

Dual Income No Kids

6 percent Advertising Niche

on TV

Boy on Boy

Vast Wasteland…


All Poetry Contests

Gays?

Lesbians?

No comments?

No raised eyebrows?

No corrupted kid readers? Duh…


Post Office shut down

SWAT team called

Suspicious

Vibrating, humming

Box

Adult toys gone wild

Artificial lubricant

OMG! (grins)




One hugging cluster

Of Witch Doctors said:

“But god made them that way!”

(Insert whine)


One non hugging cluster

Of Witch Doctors said:

“But god did Not make them that way!”

“They are sick!”

(Insert sneer)


(Message…)

Nature shrugs…

They cannot reproduce…

Being obtuse…(and whimsical)

What’s the use?


Amicus Veritas holds door wide open

To large well furnished closet

Far from schools and churches…

“Watch your step…

Quiet Please…

No one will intrude…"


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In response to a 'Billy Elliot' suggestion on another thread, not to get all warm and fuzzy...the above was posted about a year ago at a 'poetry site' that did not appreciate the humor.

(Humor? that was humor?)

(Amicus special ebay buy, Sandy Berger socks, large enough for Christmas mantle)

(Go ahead, stifle that giggle)

amicus

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

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[cantdog]

Well, it's a stylistic change, Mr. Leek.

 

[Liar]

May I volunteer with a: Um...huh?

 

[Guest]

May I volunteer with a: Um...huh?

You beat me to it. I was just gonna say a: M'kay.

Lou

 

[Honey123]

my head hurts now

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

My knees are sweating.

 

[Honey123]

My knees are sweating.

P!!!!!

What were YOU doing on your knees????

 

[Guest]

P!!!!! What were YOU doing on your knees????

I said they were sweating, I didn't say I was on them. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I said they were sweating, I didn't say I was on them. P.

Yet.

 

[Guest]

Yet.

Ah ha ha! There's only one person (right now) who might get me on my knees, but he'd have to reciprocate . P. (and don't ask)

 

[snooper]

Ah ha ha! There's only one person (right now) who might get me on my knees, but he'd have to reciprocate . P. (and don't ask)

SHouldn't the concept of reciprocating knees be on "Story Ideas"?

 

[Guest]

SHouldn't the concept of reciprocating knees be on "Story Ideas"?

Snooper, I am wont to squander my knees, literary or otherwise.

Perdita

 

[Just-Legal]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

WTF?