Homer and the Gang...

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...I confess...I am a Simpsons junkie.

I'm hopeless. Fell in love from the Tracy Ullman Show on.

I could never pick a favorite line/episode/character/song but lately the one scene that keeps going through my head is from the one where the school is broke:

Lunch Lady: "We've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching French."

Cut to Classroom with Willy teaching...

Willy: "It's BOUNJOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, you cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"


And who can forget Sting and Krusty singing We're Sending Our Love Down The Well?

(Alllll the way down....)

I need a 12 step program or something...help. Anyone willing to be a sponsor?

MP

 

[jcgirl]

"It tastes like burning......."

Love that one. LOL

 

[Cheri]

Chief Wiggim saying "Ok Ralphie, if your nose bleeds, it's because you're picking it to much or not enough".

Can't sponsor you baby, cause I DON'T have a problem.

 

[R Nitelight]

Homie The Clown

(Thinking he's the over-his-head-in gambling debts Krusty The Clown, the mob grabs Homer)


Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson.
Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Homer: Uh.... Actually, my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.
Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is uh, think Krusty, think, Joe Valachi.
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime?
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the British?
Homer: D'oh!

 

[Xander]

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson

DOH!!

Just thoughtI'd get that in here.

 

[christo]

Maaaarge...I just had a couple of beeeeers....

If lovin' the Simpsons is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. It's my favorite show of all time, and in my totally unbiased opinion it's the greatest show of all time. Subversive, literate, juvenile, touching, it's so much better than other shows on TV that comparisons are pointless.

My friends often complain that about 75% of my personality is just spewing out Simpsons lines. An annoying habit I have, one I'm trying to break.

Picking just one line as a favorite is impossible. Hell, picking one CHARACTER is impossible. Apu? Moe? Troy McClure? Mr. Burns? All are more fully realized than any "live" actor you see on network TV. I would of course say that Homer is the greatest of the all, one of the great fictional characters of American letters.

 

[R Nitelight]

The Wizard Of Evergreen Terrace

Kent Brockman: Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

 

[stud 3;16]

the simpsons rule.

i just love the simpsons. its one of my favorite shows. i watch it every chance i get its on three times a day here. 5;pm 7;30pm and 11;00pm

 

[Pyper]

"I'll never get my comeuppance, do you hear me?

No comeuppance!!!"

 

[Renegade]

You gotta love the Simpsons!

Homer: To start, press any key. Well, where's the 'any' key?

Homer: Hello, operator? Give me the number for 911!

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer: I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"

Bart: Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks?

Bart: Dad! You killed the zombie flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay.
Lisa: Embrace nothingness.
Bart: You got it.
Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone.
Bart: Done.
Lisa: Bart! You're just pretending to know what I'm talking about!
Bart: True.
Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating!
Bart: I'll bet.

(And let's not forget the classic)

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse.
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain sodium benzoate.
Homer: ........
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?


God, I just love this show.

 

[insideShiraz]

No Laugh Track!...

Matt had a comic strip called Life In Hell that wuz funnier than, well, Hell...

Lately, a local radio station has been playing the blurb from the Quickie Mart..."I can't believe you won't shut up"... and it busts me up every time...

 

[Cheri]

(Troy McClure starring in the Planet of the Apes, the Musical)
(singing) I hate every ape I see from Chimpan A to Chimpan Z
Oh You'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my gosh, I was wrong
It was earth all along
Oh you finally made a monkey
(Ape chorus) Yes we finally made a monkey
Yes you finall made a monkey out of me

I won't even subject you to the lyrics of Rock me Dr. Zaius because I'm feeling merciful, besides there's only like 4 word and you probably already know it. ~evil laughter

 

[Guru]

huh?

 

[Guru]

 

[christo]

Homer, pounding a wooden stake into the vampire Mr. Burns: "Take that, your horrible monster!!"

Lisa: "Uh, Dad, that's his crotch."

 

[BrainyBeauty]

*Writing on the blackboard 500 times*

I hope this doesn't traumatize them
I hope this doesn't traumatize them...

http://www.worpedmind.com/xxx/cartoons/Simpsons.htm

MP, if you ever want to change your 'charactoon' from the gun-toting bitch, you might want to consider this whip wielding Domme bitch. I think it would be apropos!
http://www.worpedmind.com/xxx/cartoons/simson1_.gif

 

[Madame Pandora]

Christ...

Thanks, BB...NOW I need therapy!!!

Gives me a whole new respect for Barney, though...

ROFLMAO

MP