Homemade toys

[HRE]

I'm a guy who likes anal stimulation -- particularily stretching. I always give myself enemas beforehand.

For reasons withheld, I cannot purchase sex toys via the internet or other means. Therefor, I have had to improvise.

In my bag, I have a glass coke bottle, some plastic cups (about 5 inches long and an inch and a half across), a thin glass vase, candle holders (butt plugs), candles, a screwdriver (use the handle end!), and I'll usually get a cucumber and a hand of ginger when I know I'll be using the stuff that night.

For a make-shift enema kit, I grab the nearest empty two liter and cut off the bottom 1/8, leaving one of the little 'feet'. I punch a hole in this and hang it from a hook in my shower. Then I insert a sterile garden hose with a water balloon nozzle on the end, and I'm ready to go.

I also will gather a bunch of coffee straws or thin candles and put them in a long balloon, and then insert that. Then I add more and more coffee straws into the center, widening the circumference of the insertion until I can't fit any more.

Do any of you have any makeshift devices?

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Coffee straws? A garden hose? Holy hell, you're creative. No, I have nothing that would begin to compare to all of that.

 

[bisexplicit]

I can't help wondering if a glass coke bottle would be dangerous. What if it broke? Owwie.

 

[EJFan]

I can't help wondering if a glass coke bottle would be dangerous. What if it broke? Owwie.

the coke bottle didn't bother me so much... but the glass vase did... i'd tend to think the vase is more delicate glass. definitely not something you wanna clamp down on.

 

[phoenix1224]

I can't help wondering if a glass coke bottle would be dangerous. What if it broke? Owwie.

The glass is fairly thick... I think that you'd have to worry more about it creating a vacuum and it getting stuck in there...

 

[bisexplicit]

The glass is fairly thick... I think that you'd have to worry more about it creating a vacuum and it getting stuck in there...

*giggles* That would be a fun emergency room visit...

 

[silverwhisper]

my first girlfriend swears she knew someone to whom that actually happened, although in that story, the bottle was being used vaginally.

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

my first girlfriend swears she knew someone to whom that actually happened, although in that story, the bottle was being used vaginally.

ed

Wow, that would be so very uncomfortable...how would you even get into the emergency room, how would you drive there? hehehe.
Or maybe its just an urban legend thats best not to think of the details on...

 

[silverwhisper]

like i said, she said she knew the person in question. this suggest that it's not that uncommon.

back on topic: that is some very inventive improvisation, HRE.

ed

 

[DarkMuse]

I'm a guy who likes anal stimulation -- particularily stretching. I always give myself enemas beforehand.

For reasons withheld, I cannot purchase sex toys via the internet or other means. Therefor, I have had to improvise.

In my bag, I have a glass coke bottle, some plastic cups (about 5 inches long and an inch and a half across), a thin glass vase, candle holders (butt plugs), candles, a screwdriver (use the handle end!), and I'll usually get a cucumber and a hand of ginger when I know I'll be using the stuff that night.

For a make-shift enema kit, I grab the nearest empty two liter and cut off the bottom 1/8, leaving one of the little 'feet'. I punch a hole in this and hang it from a hook in my shower. Then I insert a sterile garden hose with a water balloon nozzle on the end, and I'm ready to go.

I also will gather a bunch of coffee straws or thin candles and put them in a long balloon, and then insert that. Then I add more and more coffee straws into the center, widening the circumference of the insertion until I can't fit any more.

Do any of you have any makeshift devices?

Wouldn't all that gear be more obvious than sex toys????

LOL

I can't imagine where I'd put it all!

 

[bisexplicit]

like i said, she said she knew the person in question. this suggest that it's not that uncommon.

back on topic: that is some very inventive improvisation, HRE.

ed

Staying on topic. Bah, I laugh in the face of on-topic behavior!

 

[Eilan]

Isn't there already at least one thread dealing with this in The Blank Manual?

 

[silverwhisper]

o sure, go and inject logic into the discussion... :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

o sure, go and inject logic into the discussion... :>

Well, with all this talk of insertions, I figured I'd better inject something.

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan, you rock.

:>

ed

 

[Eilan]

eilan, you rock.

:>

ed

 

[HRE]

The Blank Manual?

 

[Eilan]

The Blank Manual?

The Blank Manual

 

[radepor]

To: SilverWhisper

It IS uncomfortable. I had to call a cab, in a strange city, to transport me to the emergency room. The cabbie was fantastic; fortunately, he didn't know why I was in such agony, a 16 oz. water bottle deeply embedded for nearly 24 hours, but he broke every traffic law on the books getting me there.

It wasn't an inexpensive experience either; don't do it! If you do it anyway, have a contingency plan