Home Improvement

[Purple Haze]

Well old Leroy and I have become very close in the weeks past, he's such a fix-it guy, he leaves little cans of spackling on top of my pillow now and then, just to let me know I'm in his thoughts. Our Saturday afternoon sheet-rocking sessions have become very unproductive, if you know what I mean. We always end up playing "Tool Belt" in the garage, and it's hard to keep the noise down. Wouldn't want that NOSY BITCH Mrs. Greenburn to be starting rumours again.

Thanks, Cheyenne, for the good info about "Magic Lotion", Leroy was really hairy all over, and now a few days later I'm calling him "Mr. Stubble." He just grins.

 

[R Nitelight]

I couldn't be happier for you.
And Leroy, of course...

 

[Cheri]

love and stubble

Nothin better than a pot-bellied assless handyman in a pair of wrangler jeans with more hair on his belly, which sticks out from beneath his greasy decade old Hooters tee, than on his head, though he's using the comb-over and massive amount of hair spray to try and forget this fact. Might I suggest the introduction of Bend Over Boyfriend (both I & II) tapes to add to your carnal delights?

 

[Purple Haze]

Thanks, Cheri, it's already in the library, and what a library.

Leroy is thinking about a breast reduction, I think they're fine, any suggestions?

 

[Cheri]

As long as he's not a D cup, I'd say he's fine and would probably look damn good in a bikini!

 

[Purple Haze]

I just love them jiggly things. Love handles.

 

[Cheri]

I just love them jiggly things. Love handles.

Love handles? What?...oh..ick! Now there's a visual I didn't need!

 

[Purple Haze]

Anybody know where to get a good used pair of chaps? Leroy just loves to play paint-horse, he looks so good all western. He's a yodeler.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Anybody know where to get a good used pair of chaps? Leroy just loves to play paint-horse, he looks so good all western. He's a yodeler.

What size does he need? I have an old pair with a matching jacket?

 

[Cheyenne]

Thanks, Cheyenne, for the good info about "Magic Lotion", Leroy was really hairy all over, and now a few days later I'm calling him "Mr. Stubble." He just grins.

You're welcome, I think. ? Don't think I want to ask....nope, I'm sure I don't.....

 

[SimplySouthern]

OOoooOOOhhhh. Man breasts

Color me impressed. Now if he can jiggle them at will...that's a talent.

 

[Guest]

(smiles)

 

[Cheri]

Shake those juggies baby!

(smiles)

And they said you were just a figment of Purps imagination or was that delusion? Anywhoo, you've gone and proved yourself Leroy, and I for one am thrilled!

 

[Purple Haze]

Leroy and I enjoyed a candlelight dinner and a round of "Poke Me in the Brown Eye" tonight. Mr. Stubble is a workin man, his rough, calloused hands made a sailor out of me. He asked me what kind of wine it is we're enjoying, I said "Cornhole Zinfandel" Leroy just smiles.