home improvement shows

[bigtallman]

I was thinking of a story following the script of those home improvement shows like 'Fixer Upper". I imagine the clients are an extended family of swingers looking to buy their dream fuck palace.

The sexy designer would be walking through the house, describing all of the features they could be adding, sex swing here, kitchen counters at fucking height there, 8 person shower with grab bars, one way mirrors, dungeon, hot tub, etc. planning for maximum debauchery.

the clients would be disagreeing about features, money, and whose fetishes get put in the design. Black leather? Pink? In town or out in the country? close to a college to pick up young partners? Big pool/small hot tub or vice versa? Should there be a home porno theater?

Something that costs a ton to fix would break, make them have to decide whether to throw more money in or get rid of some stuff. Some sexual bribery takes place so someone can get their way, or maybe the wife doesn't really care about the decision, but deliberately gets her husband riled up so he will dominate her (which she is in the mood for) and make a decision.

Of course the reveal at the end would be a full-on orgy, and if it happened to feature a female designer named Joanna in knee high leather boots getting bound, blindfolded and thoroughly used, that would be ok

I know I would never be organized enough to write this, so if anybody likes the idea, go for it.

 

[Carnevil9]

Clever idea! I don't see Chip and Joanna going for it, but I'll bet David Bromstad would be all over it.

 

[sirhugs]

Clever idea! I don't see Chip and Joanna going for it, but I'll bet David Bromstad would be all over it.

I'd go for Joanna, but only if she kept her mouth full...

 

[JJA122]

This looks like a fun thing to write.

 

[AvroAnson]

After her kids go off to college Jill Taylor takes a job doing home parties for the Binford Tool company's new line of "Sex Toys with MORE POWER!"

 

[Carnevil9]

Would you call it "Fucker Upper"?

I'm starting to get a thing for that hot little southern gal on the "Home Town" show. Those southern accents drive me wild.

 

[AvroAnson]

Bob Villa nearly naked in a black leather bikers cap, web shirt, and boots. With a hefty PA and nipple rings showing the audience how to plumb a Saint Andrews Cross so its perfectly level, "even if the hundred-thirty-year-old Victorian isn't."

 

[sirhugs]

Bob Villa nearly naked in a black leather bikers cap, web shirt, and boots. With a hefty PA and nipple rings showing the audience how to plumb a Saint Andrews Cross so its perfectly level, "even if the hundred-thirty-year-old Victorian isn't."

ouch.

 

[Monazwx]

I love the premise of this! (esp. since I'm hooked on HGTV right now). It would be a great series, and could be really interesting depending on the budget and how "creative" everyone could get. You could get the vendors involved, trying to 'negotiate' the rates too. This has potential.

 

[CuttingEdge]

i have written one of these before. It was for a friend who liked old houses, and in the story the woman ended up getting paint on her as we fixed up the old house. As I went to get more paint from the store, I came back to find her painting naked...as much for me, as she was to "keep from getting paint on her clothes".

In the story we had great sex (loving couples type sex) an then she revealed I had to go back to the story for more paint: the doctor called and the guest room was going to be converted to a nursey and thus needed light yellow paint! (Obviously ending with her letting me know she was with child and had just found out)