Purple Haze
Literally Stimulated
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- Sep 19, 2000
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It's been so cold up here in the Northern plains lately, brrrr It's no nice to be all nice and warm in my humble abode with my big furry Leroy to keep me warm, his gray, curly body hair has grown back, he says he'll leave it for the winter. He's been so helpful with the chores, fixing lunch, dry-walling the rumpus room and keeping the grape jello tub warm.
Yesterday we were at Penney's trying on lingerie and tool belts when he started asking me about my inheritance, how it works if I were to die accidently. The salesclerk came back from the stock room with the latest shipment of "husky" sized garments (Leroy is quite plump) and we were back to the subject at hand. He likes me best in a two-piece leopard print, especially when I'm dancin'.
Leroy is such a dear, he mounted a 52 inch television directly above my my favorite chair so I can watch old Elvis movies, funny thing he hasn't tried it out yet. I'm hoping I can do something that nice for "Mr. Stubble" tee-hee. Meanwhile he's always dragging me away from my computer for another round of "Rumpy Bumby"
Happy Holidays!
Yesterday we were at Penney's trying on lingerie and tool belts when he started asking me about my inheritance, how it works if I were to die accidently. The salesclerk came back from the stock room with the latest shipment of "husky" sized garments (Leroy is quite plump) and we were back to the subject at hand. He likes me best in a two-piece leopard print, especially when I'm dancin'.
Leroy is such a dear, he mounted a 52 inch television directly above my my favorite chair so I can watch old Elvis movies, funny thing he hasn't tried it out yet. I'm hoping I can do something that nice for "Mr. Stubble" tee-hee. Meanwhile he's always dragging me away from my computer for another round of "Rumpy Bumby"
Happy Holidays!