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SeaCat

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The wife and I went to the range this morning with the intent of burning some powder. When we arrived the owner of the range smiled at me and told me he had a surprise for me. They had just received a couple of new handguns and he wanted me to give them a try out. I shrugged and said sure I would give them a check out. (Needless to say the owner knows me.)

The little Kahr .380 was nice although a bit small even for my hands. I wouldn't buy one but I wouldn't turn one down if it as given to me.

The first couple of S&W Revolvers were okay. Nothing special to me. I like the smoothness of their actions but I can't stand their grips. (Much too large for my taste, they feel like holding a 2x4.)

Then the owner handed me the last revolver and I almost shitski'd myself. It was a huge framed revolver. He told me he had loaded it for me and warned me that it might have a bit of a recoil. I stepped to the lane and brought the handgun up in the proper two handed grip. When I dropped the hammer I almost dropped the handgun. Setting it down I checked my drawers and turned to the range owner, he was grinning as he told me there were four more rounds in the cylinder.

Well I went through the next four rounds almost flinching with each shot. It was only when I was finished with that round that he showed me the ammunition. Holy Smokes but each round was the size of one of my now swollen fingers. Then he told me what the handgun was. A Smith and Wesson model 500.

I fired a total of ten rounds through it and that's plenty to know that I never want to fire this beast again. (At least I can say I did fire it.) The thing sounds like an artillery piece and kicks worse than a damned mule. On the other hand I don't want to be on the receiving end of it either, it will go through anything I can think of.

Cat
 
I designed 13mm handguns for a role playing game I once created. Cybernetics or bionics were highly recommended if you wanted to fire them. ;)
 
There are always those with delusions of grandeur. In the firearms industry and hobby, they are continually trying to make guns bigger. And it's always possible. However, just because something can be done doesn't mean it's a good idea! :rolleyes:
 
This past summer, I started watching "Primeval" on TV. The basic setup is holes in time that appear out of thin air. Dinosaurs hop through the holes and start chomping folks.
Well, after watching that for a few episodes, I was walking though a gun store, saw an S&W .500 revolver in a show case & thought "you know, one of those would be real handy when the dinosaurs show up..."
 
This past summer, I started watching "Primeval" on TV. The basic setup is holes in time that appear out of thin air. Dinosaurs hop through the holes and start chomping folks.
Well, after watching that for a few episodes, I was walking though a gun store, saw an S&W .500 revolver in a show case & thought "you know, one of those would be real handy when the dinosaurs show up..."

Perhaps on something no larger than a velociraptor. However should a large theropod show, you'd be more in the market for a .505 Gibbs!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/custom505.jpg

The cartridge is the one on the right.


http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/cartridge.jpg
 
A friend in NM had a matched pair of AMT 44 Auto Mags.
Nobody ever made ammo for sale, you cut down a 308 rifle case to length and ran it through the die. :D
He would let anyone shoot one who was man enough to pull back the slide. :eek:
 
Whoooeee! That there's a big ole gun. I want one'a them. ;)

Wiki sez they're used to hunt big game...they carry five rounds in the cylinder...I bet that jewel would ruin a water buffalo's or a rhino's day.

There's a video of people shooting one on the Wiki page. I thot a .44 Mag had a kick! OMFG! :D
 
Hunting dangerous game with a handgun is a stunt! I know that some very skilled hunters do it but that doesn't make it a good idea. I killed a buffalo with a .404 Jeffrey in Mozambique a couple years back. It was dead, really dead. Blood was pouring out its nose and mouth like I'd shot the top of its heart off. It still tried to kill me. Good thing my PH spined it about twenty-five yards out. He figured I had about two seconds left.
 
i once shot a pear from a tree,
though,
not on purpose
with a rifle. it was interesting and i like the thought of bringing someone down if they tread on my personal space. perhaps a well timed kick to the groin or my lead pipe will suffice
 
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