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http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world...esus’/ar-BBBfkQC?li=AAggNb9&OCID=ansmsnnews11

Pastor eaten by crocodiles after trying to ‘walk on water like Jesus’

Jonathan Mthethwa of the Saint of the Last Days church, in White River Mpumalanga, died after walking 30 metres into a crocodile infested river. He was attacked by three crocodiles and drowned, in front of his congregation.

“They finished him in a couple of minutes,” Deacon Nkosi told the newspaper. “All that was left of him when they finished eating him was a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”
 
Apparently the alligators did not care that he had prayed and fasted for the week.
 
I guess the Egyptian crocodile god still has a bit of influence in Africa.

Pray harder you Christians!
 
I was suspicious when you said he walked in 30 metres. Wouldn't you know it wasn't working after 10? How 'bout five? :confused: :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Depends on how deep the water is; maybe he was only ankle-deep the first 25. Of course, riverbeds usually aren't shaped like that.
 
Depends on how deep the water is; maybe he was only ankle-deep the first 25. Of course, riverbeds usually aren't shaped like that.

Still if your Jesus you should be able to cross the morning dew without getting your feet wet.
 
Get enough crocodiles maybe you could walk across on their backs. That might get me to suspect a god.
 
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