Holy shit. Today (well yesterday now) is three years

Problem Child

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Think of all the shit I could've been doing besides hanging out here.

Jesus.

But hey, thanks for the laughs. And the drama. And even the thought provoking threads, which I participate in less and less often it seems.

This place has definitely changed me, for the better I hope. I think I'm more tolerant of things, ideas, opinions, than I used to be. Please don't confuse that with tolerance for certain individuals. Individuals are a composite of their own thoughts opinions and ideas.

I met my better half here. That alone was worth the price of membership. More news on that at later date.

A lot of friends have left and new ones arrive all the time. I don't acknowledge a lot of people, but I read them. Certain people impress me all the time.

Olivianna and s'lara always seem to say the right thing, almost every time.

Angel- smarter than she lets on. She has sharp claws but a big heart.

Marxist and Weevil are the only two guys that can often put me in my place when they want to. Their both smart as hell and funny as hell. Weevil's politics are a little psycho, but you've got to admire a guy that will go to jail to save a tree.

MWG has a big heart and a sharp mind, but she needs to learn to edit. Honey, you don't have to type every single thought that comes into your head.

Sunny, honey, all animals are not equal. God doesn't hate you if you poison termites that are destroying the foundation of your house. *smooch*

Jazzmanjim is a very cool cat, even if he is a Bush apologist.

Redwave and DonDyck- ccertified psychos. Get off the khat and join the real world.

Chey- congrats on your marriage to P1. I hope you make each other happy for a long time.

Jinxed- you're just too cute. If I wasn't in a committed monogomous relationship, I'd come to WV and glaze your donuts.

Killswitch, you're a complete buffoon. Hopefully you'll realize it and change before you're in a rest home drooling on yourself and crapping in your diaper.

Lobito, my buddy: pick a sexual preference and go with it.

Frimost, glad your gone. Let's keep it that way.

Mia62, I'm glad you've found your true love. If you break up please keep it to yourself.

Spin - You need counseling. I mean this in the nicest way possible.

Lavender -I enjoy reading your intelligent, thought provoking posts. Tell your suave boyfriend to post more often.

Freaky - Stalk me any time.

Lasher- Probably the most level-headed male poster here. Always makes me laugh as well. Good man.

Heretic- Another good man. Mr. helpful. I apologize for giving you shit about being anal, but hey, you're pretty fucking anal.

Honeylick- Sexuality oozes from your every loofah scrubbed and honeysuckle scented pore. What's not to like?

Lance- Master button pusher. Entertaining for sure. One time I worried about how lonely you must get up in that cabin. But then I got over it.

Heavystick- You post too fucking much. Stay safe in the desert, friend.

P.B. Walker- You jack off too much. That's your bag, but you don't have to tell us about every ejaculation in great detail.

Bob Bytchin'- you're the only person with a never-ending thread that I haven't put on ignore. Take that as a high compliment, coming from me.

Gusty Wind- shut the fuck up for an hour or so. There's life outside. Go get some egg foo yung, my fave.

Dixon- always funny, always entertaining. The name-dropping gets tedious, but fortunately you're not that famous, otherwise we'd all go nuts.

p_p_man- I've actually come to like you...a bit. I think it has something to do with your "America Sucks" postings having declined.

P. Haze- one of the originals- you crack me up, always. Micheal Moore is still a big fat liar, though.

LT- Give it a rest. Really.

Byron- you're better at math than me, I admit it. Still, that's not really saying much.

La Principessa- A sweetheart with the greatest avs ever.

glammy- hotheaded sometimes, but a good man. Good luck to you in whatever you do.

Q- impresses me with his smarts, and his tolerance.

Amelia- Sweetest of the sweet. You're too good for any man on earth.

PCG- come back from where ever you are!


It's late, I'm tired. I know I've missed some friends. If you're one of them and feel left out, please pm me and tell me what a cocksucker you think I am.
 
Lobito, my buddy: pick a sexual preference and go with it.

but it's soooooo HARD...


I'm actually glad we've had nothing but an ammicable whatever here.
 
Problem Child said:
MWG has a big heart and a sharp mind, but she needs to learn to edit. Honey, you don't have to type every single thought that comes into your head.

There are worse things in life than being long-winded. I COULD be LT. *nod*

The fact that you even mentioned me is high praise, to me. I think you're one of the sharpest, and by far FUNNIEST, posters here and I think the world of you. I hope you'll stick around and keep the laughs going for another three years.

A request: Bring back Dr. Strangelove! :)
 
I'll tell you right here that I think you're a cocksucker.

I'll list the reasons later.

Is this a goodbye thread?
 
alexandraaah said:
I'll tell you right here that I think you're a cocksucker.

I'll list the reasons later.

Is this a goodbye thread?


See, I knew this would end badly.
 
Problem Child said:
See, I knew this would end badly.

Is it ending?

I have to get to bed; I'll check back tomorrow to see if you're leaving or something.
 
alexandraaah said:
I'll tell you right here that I think you're a cocksucker.

I'll list the reasons later.

Is this a goodbye thread?

I didn't give him the membership card, damnit.
 
alexandraaah said:
You're sad?

Stop ignoring all the friends you didn't mention.

PM me sometime and we'll chat.


I feel badly for forgetting you, but you've been scarce lately. BTW, my B-day is Feb. 12.

Sorry.
 
Problem Child said:
Byron- you're better at math than me, I admit it. Still, that's not really saying much.
I thought our relationship had evolved beyond this unfortunate episode.
 
Minkey Boodle said:
I think you should change all your posts into :catroar:. The frog has been done to death.


Hey Sminkey. I like you better than the feeling I get when I squirt my nuts with the shower massage.
 
Suck Michael Moores cock once, and you end up between LovingTongue and p_p_man...
 
Re: Re: Holy shit. Today (well yesterday now) is three years

Byron In Exile said:
I thought our relationship had evolved beyond this unfortunate episode.

Lol...it has.

I wanted to make a post about the geometric rearranging puzzle last night, but felt so intimidated with you there.
 
Problem Child said:
I met my better half here. That alone was worth the price of membership. More news on that at later date.

Only 3 years? Lasher will tell you you're still a newbie. :D

As for meeting your better half here- many years from now, that's all that will matter as far as your participation here at Lit. The rest of us will be a distant memory, but she will still be by your side. :rose:

And thank you for the good wishes. :kiss:
 
Bob_Bytchin said:
PC, you're one of the coolest Appalachians I know.


I know. I'm resisting the tendency that I've noticed I'm picking up lately of pronouncing words such as right, light, and might so that they rhyme with lot, rot and, uh, mot.

It's tough, but I'm fighting it with all my strength.
 
Well in reference to your Hawkeye Pierce av, goodbye farewell and amen.
 
too bad, I hear she's got some big ol' gnarly hooters or sumthin.
 
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