Holy Sh*t They're NAKED in Here!

[unpredictablebijou]

LET'S WRITE ABOUT SEX​

That's an important differentiation, the talking and the writing. And yet here, there exists a bridge between the two. Here in this strange visual village, you perceive yourself as talking. You're here to have conversations. Then you go away from the village and you try to Write. And sometimes you have difficulty. But the two processes are basically the same. Out of prose comes poetry, out of poetry comes prose, and both have their source in human experiences like the ones we have when we are talking to one another.

About sex. I mean. The place is called LITEROTICA. That's why many of you came here in the first place. To see if there were people talking about both sex and writing. So hey, I dunno, let's do that.

Talking. Writing. About it. Addressing an audience, and telling them things. With words on paper or a screen. Don't just answer the question. Tell us a story.

You know me; I never make rules. But you're going to be happier if you write more than a word or two about whichever topic catches your eye. You're going to get more ideas for “writing” about sex if you “talk” about it, dialogue about it, express things about it. If you “hear” other people's stories, you might be inspired to “write” about them. So there's the guideline. And here are some questions. New questions are more than welcome and I'll just copy them into the following post with all the rest.

Alts are most welcome to post here, if you feel you'd be more confessional that way.

*deep breath*
here we go.


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ETA: The following writers have given permission for their posts in this thread to be used as inspiration for other writers:

Angeline
sassynyc
unpredictablebijou

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Discuss.

What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?

Have you ever broken a sex toy?

How many people have seen you naked?

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.

Where did your kinks come from, if you have any? Can you trace any of them to an early source?

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.

Compare and contrast some aspect of sex to one of the following things:

Baseball Medicine Board meetings Cooking Deep-sea Diving
Sculpture Dictionaries Urban Planning Religion International Trade
Geology Hairstyling The Holy Roman Empire Meteorology
Folk names for trees Yoruba culture Gardening Spiders
Fractal Geometry Prayer Folklore Sneezing Auto Repair
Exorcism Knitting​

 

[BooMerengue]

This may be off topic. I'm celibate, as many here know. It was 19 years in April. Mentally, I'm okay with it. Obviously my body isn't. Not quite yet. I don't masturbate anymore. I have a good reason. Listen...

My body laid heavy on the mattress. I knew what was coming even though I was in a dead sleep. I dared not move. My legs and arms felt it first, and as I rose out of my sleep it began to spread. Into my abdomen, and then upwards, towards my neck. I was frozen. If I moved one iota it would stop. Finally it started to move downwards, into my loins, and some other being held me as wave after wave of sheer excruciating ecstacy rolled through me, and then again, and again and I wanted to cry out but if I moved I knew it would stop. Then it lessened, and stopped as if by some unearthly plan. I still couldn't move, though this time from utter exhaustion. All I could do was gasp for air and try to slow my heart before it burst out of me. Finally I could breathe normally, and I couldn't feel anymore banging on my chest. I grabbed my comforter and rolled over and went right back to sleep.

This is a true story. It happens to me pretty often, and as much as I used to enjoy my BOB, this is so much better. Wet dreams aren't really just for males, you know.

Is this what you want. Bij?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You're setting that initial bar pretty freakin' high, baby. That is gorgeous.

That, and everything else. Celibacy is part of talking about sex. Once I set a wheel in motion, I relinquish it to the group.

so gorgeous. wow.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

enough said on that matter

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Talking about sex sometimes means talking about uncomfortable things. And it's true that many people's adult "crooked spots" are things that may have grown out of traumatic experiences, although that is certainly not always the case.

I like to think, when it happens that our hopefully healthy adult ideas about sex have negative origin points, that what we've done is taken something that wounds us, something that makes us walk with a limp, and turned it into a completely unique and beautiful dance step, one that is ours alone.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've always marched in a different step and I think nobody really taught me the right way to behave around other people it's as if I am an alien that can't quite grasp the joke and I can't help wondering if perhaps that joke is on me

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I've always marched in a different step and I think nobody really taught me the right way to behave around other people it's as if I am an alien that can't quite grasp the joke and I can't help wondering if perhaps that joke is on me

That's what it says in the dictionary under "poet."

 

[UnderYourSpell]

One fine day I am going to have to rip that plaster off the wound but I am afraid ... what if it still bleeds?

 

[champagne1982]

I orgasm easily. When I am in a sexual relationship I'm sure my partners are made lazy by me. I don't mind being brought to my peak orally and a finger fits as well as anything else, but oh baby; a penis fucking me with long, steady strokes will have me coming and usually dripping wet for as long as my guy can last. The fripperies of foreplay are for high maintenance groupies, I'm happy with a bang against a wall.

Speaking of groupies, I answered: What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?

I rarely see live shows so I have to break into a fantasy fuck for a while. Pardon me while I drool over the pretty boy lead, Steve Bays. I can just imagine tangling fingers in that curly hair. The rest of the guys are no losers in the talent and looks department over. If you don't have a large penis it helps if you've got talent. I'm off to imagine and swoon over the prospect of large penes annnnnd immense talent.. Yep these boys can have at me any time.

and this one: Have you ever broken a sex toy?

Yes, it was really difficult to change batteries in the orgasmatron. The lovely beads that rolled along the shaft as it twisted around sent sensations like stirring the honey pot with a string of pearls and the soft flex of the bunny ears against my clit had me quivering just as fast as it did. So, as I was saying, the day came to change batteries and that's where it broke. The battery box cracked away from the cyberskin shaft leaving me frustrated and in fear of arousal for weeks. Nothing like being left hangin' by a masturbatory device...

I'll work on a few others later.

 

[Angeline]

What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?

The Beatles, but probably not Paul. If it were John, George and Ringo, it'd be great.

I did almost throw myself prostrate in front of the late Tim Buckley many years ago, but I was really young (and dumb) then.

I was also hit on by one of the guys from Iron Butterfly (my friends' band was playing on the same bill with them at a concert in Philly). I wasn't interested. I never really liked Ina Gada Da Vida.

On the other hand I did once spend a night with the road manager for well a rock star and they brought me back to Trenton (from Atlantic City) the next day in the tour bus which was pretty fun. I felt like the groupie girl in Almost Famous, yknow Penny Lane.

I also smoked pot with David Bromberg at a Be-In, but there was no sex whatsoever. I just thought I'd drop the name.

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?

Lester Young. If you listen to the music you will understand.

Have you ever broken a sex toy?

I maimed candles.

How many people have seen you naked?

I'm not an exhibitionist but more than a few. I've done public nudity a few times (not recently).

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?

Depends on the situation.

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?

Oh a few hours.

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.

The usual suspects.

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.

I think women's bodies are amazingly beautiful and sexy and graceful, but I like the way a man's body feels next to mine. Hard, fuzzy chest, big strong arms, man parts. I don't know how much is nature but I seem to be hard-wired for men.

Where did your kinks come from, if you have any? Can you trace any of them to an early source?

All my kinks come from my imagination. My whole approach to thinking is kinky, in a very subtle and subversive way. I am amazingly open-minded and inventive because I'm a creative girl.

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?

It holds no interest for me.

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.

sliced fruit, champagne,chocolate, ice cream, honey, whipped cream, wine or liquor (that was amazingly easy)

Compare and contrast some aspect of sex to one of the following things:

Baseball: Manny Ramirez (hawt) vs Alex Rodriguez (not hawt)

Board Meetings: I've been to many, but not a one where I'd want to fuck. They are good for fantasizing about sex or really anything. I used to be staff to a state board of higher education, and the antics I witnessed would have made a better Marx Brothers movie than a sex show. Most guys in three-piece suits sound like dweebs or sharks to me.

Cooking: Very sexual because it's oral and I'm passionate about it.

Urban Planning: New York City is an ode to the penis. Very phallic architecture.

Religion: The best sex is religious when you don't think it has anything to do with religion.

International Trade: I've known a lot of men who have been engaged in this in places like The Netherlands and Thailand, and they always acted (to me) like they were offended by the high-profile sex scenes in their cities. I never believed them.

Geology: I like sex that doesn't involve rocks unless they're like diamonds and emeralds.

Hairstyling: I never met a hairstylist like Warren Beatty in Shampoo, but a dentist I once saw tried to proposition me. While I was breathing the laughing gas, too! He asked me if I had read this book, Compromising Positions, (I had) about a dentist who sleeps with his patients. I can't remember what I told him, but I ended up with two crowns I don't think I really needed.

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That's enough for now. I feel I bared enough of my soul to you poets!

 

[BooMerengue]

What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?

Pink Floyd. The music will be loud and the Ganja and the 25 will be everywhere. How could I not?

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?

St. Augustine. We all know how smart he was, and rumor has it he was pretty hot at one time. I think his prayer went something like "Lord. save my soul... but not yet."

Have you ever broken a sex toy?

I was once loaned a very low powered hand massager, and after a week I burnt up the motor. Melted the thing in fact. Embarassing to return.

How many people have seen you naked?

I couldn't count them! LOL I used to be quite a skinny dipping freak!

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?

Like Ange- just depends.

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?

Almost 24 hours. Well. do outdoor rock concerts count?

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.

I can't think of anything.

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.

I once was attracted to a gal and we explored the possibilities, but I'm truly a Homosexual in a female body.

Where did your kinks come from, if you have any? Can you trace any of them to an early source?

The dark Side of early childhood. 'nuff said. For now.

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?

I never hate sex. I did, however once slap the fire out of a guy I was having sex with, and told him I hated him, but he didn't miss a stroke and it actually made it better. He was married and I couldn't have him. My Tobacco Barn poem was about him.

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.

Anything I ate I could eat off someone, but that doesn't appeal to me much.


I don't know why I did this. I hate when I get these things in emails. lol

 

[Tzara]

...a dentist I once saw tried to proposition me. While I was breathing the laughing gas, too! He asked me if I had read this book, Compromising Positions, (I had) about a dentist who sleeps with his patients. I can't remember what I told him, but I ended up with two crowns I don't think I really needed.

I laughed for five minutes here! Sorry, Angie.

There is a reason to call 1-800-DENTIST. It's called Are you comfortable with sexual molestation? [ ] Yes [ ] No.

The correct answer is NO.

What I love about you, though, is that you love someone maybe as much as I do, but we both love other people as well as both loving some jazz or other music things and and and I get real confused at that point.

You and e² remind me of me and M. Not that we would watch Mayberry RFD, 'zactly. We're more like the late show of La Traviata or Doctor Who, truth be told.

Whatever. Drink Moxie. 'Spose to be good for you.

 

[HaloChick57]

A lot of people have seen me naked, and I love it. Although some are purposly and some are accidently. Last year I stayed in rez at my university, and our RA of the floor was a really cool girl. The washrooms on the floor were very oddly places... the girls was in the middle of the floor, and the guys was at the end, after opening a few doors. So as long as everyone agreed, the bathrooms were co-ed. At first it was awkward having guys walk in while i was peeing in a stall. But then it slowly turned into a fantasy world. I would have dreams about meeting a hot guy in the bathroom and making sweet passionate love. My roomate was a cool girl, she was also single like me. One day she was out studying at the library and I was in our dorm room. I usually like sleeping naked and just being naked overall... and having our doors unlocked made the risk factor a turn-on. I had just woken up from a nap and was a little hungry, so I walked out into the kitchen-area... still naked. I knew I was home alone so it didnt matter. Then a boy walked into my dorm!... but instead of flailing to cover myself up I acted cool lol. I just stood there with the fridge open, butt naked facing the boy. I asked him if he was looking for anyone, and he replied he was looking for my roommate. I said she would be back soon and if he wanted to come in haha. The boy blushed and said politely no and sorry for barging in and seeing me naked. I said it was ok and smiled. Later that day we exchanged numbers and he stayed the night in my room haha. The rest is history.

 

[Angeline]

What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?

Pink Floyd. The music will be loud and the Ganja and the 25 will be everywhere. How could I not?

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?

St. Augustine. We all know how smart he was, and rumor has it he was pretty hot at one time. I think his prayer went something like "Lord. save my soul... but not yet."

Have you ever broken a sex toy?

I was once loaned a very low powered hand massager, and after a week I burnt up the motor. Melted the thing in fact. Embarassing to return.

How many people have seen you naked?

I couldn't count them! LOL I used to be quite a skinny dipping freak!

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?

Like Ange- just depends.

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?

Almost 24 hours. Well. do outdoor rock concerts count?

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.

I can't think of anything.

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.

I once was attracted to a gal and we explored the possibilities, but I'm truly a Homosexual in a female body.

Where did your kinks come from, if you have any? Can you trace any of them to an early source?

The dark Side of early childhood. 'nuff said. For now.

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?

I never hate sex. I did, however once slap the fire out of a guy I was having sex with, and told him I hated him, but he didn't miss a stroke and it actually made it better. He was married and I couldn't have him. My Tobacco Barn poem was about him.

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.

Anything I ate I could eat off someone, but that doesn't appeal to me much.


I don't know why I did this. I hate when I get these things in emails. lol

Lol! You've emailed me shit like this! Hahahahahahaha. I love you so! I answered it because I'm a big blabbermouth and I wanted to see how much I could make Bijou laugh.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?

Depends on which of the Literoticans die before me.

Have you ever broken a sex toy?

Yes. A Jelly vibe: I broke the vibe in it from excessive grinding.

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?

If I am in love, it very nearly makes me come from making someone else come, even just hearing it. I love those wonderful rare times when both happen at once. But I'm also happy to orgasm since it is likely that I can do it more times than my partner. Usually.

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.

I grew up naturally bisexual, but am pulled toward heterosexuality as the urge to procreate beats in my body like a bass drum.

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.

Nutella takes awhile to lick off because it is more like a paste. Which can be good.

Compare and contrast some aspect of sex to one of the following things:

Sex is like urban planning in that it is most balanced when visits happen at various times of the day and night for a wide variety of reasons (i.e., make up sex, date sex, procreative sex, romantic sex, morning wake up sex, dancing-that-turns-into-sex sex, massage-gift sex, glorying in love via another's orgasm sex, gameplay bondage sex, . . . well you get the idea).

 

[sassynyc]

See bj.....I never could have come up with this on my own

What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?
I love Earth, Wind & Fire to death, but I can't wrap my mind around that one.

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?
Marvin Gaye. Oddly enough, it has nothing to do with physical attraction, and everything to do with his art. I find creative and cerebral types extremely sexy. I have no doubt he could sing me into eruption.

Have you ever broken a sex toy?
My Orchid G gave up the ghost at a most inopportune time. May it rest in pieces

How many people have seen you naked?
Hmm.....those lines are fuzzy

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?
That varies. I never want to forego cumming, but I do get off on knowing that he gets off on me.

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?
A second date. Not sure what the time lapse was between the first and second date.

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.
An ear of corn (while warm and buttered.....think texture) *fans self*
Ice / Popsicles
Hot candle wax
Disposable pastry bag

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.
I'm straight, which has always felt natural to me. I don't know how much is attributed to nurture. My upbringing was somewhat conservative, but I always marched to my own beat. If I had ever had any other inclinations, I would have acted on them regardless of my background. Rebellion would have been all the excuse I needed.

Where did your kinks come from, if you have any? Can you trace any of them to an early source?
I'm naturally creative and imaginative. If something interests me in the least, I'll try it without any qualms.

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?
I feel most emotions with intensity. No grey areas. If I hate someone, there is no room for arousal.

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.
Melted chocolate (better than body paint any day) off of.....everywhere
Fruit from his mouth
Whipped cream
Icing
Tequila from his navel
Honey
Capers from the curve in his spine
Turbinado sugar (coats wet surfaces nicely)
You get the gist

Compare and contrast some aspect of sex to one of the following things:
Medicine - both will make you feel better and are rife with the possibility of addiction. Meds require an Rx. Sex is an open bar.

Cooking- always an opportunity to experiment in both. They both create an aromatic experience. Unlike with cooking, sex is better the dirtier it gets.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Have you ever broken a sex toy?
All I have ever had though does knocking them off the bed count? You would think the manufacturers would take this likelyhood into consideration and make them more robust

How many people have seen you naked?
Some that shouldn't have really ... ever tried flashing? oh the buzz lol

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?
I don't really have the choice I don't come easily infact I didn't come till I was in my 40s! Hell what an admission and I have never come from male penetration so it's usually a case of he gets to come first then aiding and abetting me with fantasies and something with a strong buzz

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?
Second date but that was only because he was a celeb from a well known broadcasting company ten years my junior and could have had quite a few younger ladies if he had wanted rather turned my head a bit that. He still hovers in the background hoping, he told me one time I was the best he had ever had so I must do some things right ... must be the one hell of a BJ !!

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.
Wooden spoon (don't ask!!)

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.
I did try 'the other way' although it wasn't at my instigation and I was very high on free drink and 'another substance' you could say I was seduced into it (waylaid on the way back from the bathroom!) but I didn't object and did enjoy it but it's not something I have ever done since

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?
Only in fantasies when trying to come there is no way I would let any bastard I hated near me any other way

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.
Some how this doesn't work for me I have tried chocolate and it's definitely a no no

Compare and contrast some aspect of sex to one of the following things:
Medicine - This is one of my fantasies the older doctor taking liberties!!
The Roman Empire
I see myself as lounging at banquets orgies etc with my own personal pussy licker in attendance

 

[Sara Crewe]

I will answer this because I have no secrets other than my secrets and I am in search of something urgent to take the place of my marking. I will move on to answering my spam next so anyone volunteering to entertain me instead would be most welcome.

What musical group would you let gang bang you, and why?

I tend to not be attracted to celebrities of any kind. I am a snob and will more often than not assume that they are attracted to themselves enough for all of us. I am far more likely to have illicit thoughts about the hydro dude just because his tool belt makes me look at his hips-- which makes me look at his ass…and so on…

Or a prof because he has eyes that pull me in and an interesting mouth that keeps me there-- wondering exactly what it could do and then that leads me to checking out his hands.

In the end, I undress the world. All the time.

What already-dead person will you be seeking out first to seduce when you get to the afterlife, and why?

Having a hard time getting past the necrophilia-ness of this. I know I am dead too. Oh, shit! I’m dead too!! How sad for me…maybe I should do some dead person to make myself feel better. MY shallow question would be how sturdy are the body parts of a dead person? I’m not the gentle type and I don’t want anything snappin’ off.

Have you ever broken a sex toy?

I have broken everything. See above response.

How many people have seen you naked?

Hmm, intimately or like at a party or like on a nude beach? The number varies.

If you had to chose between coming and making someone else come, which would it be?

I am a selfish bugger. I like to make people come but if I am being honest, I cannot enjoy myself if I don’t come in some way which in the end I think means that it’s more important to me if I come.

What's the shortest time you've known someone before getting sexual with them?
I am not really a jump in bed kinda person mainly because I am way too logical about consequences and repercussions etc… but all responsibilities and social norms aside it is far easier for me to be sexually attracted to someone I do not know. It’s often in knowing some people that sexual sparks disappear because physical attraction alone would never work for me without a gag. And, of course, sometimes they spark away forever.

List the inanimate objects you've used in sexual contexts.

That could get seriously embarrassing if we went back to my younger days. See above answer regarding holding back with partners due to consequences etc… well, uh…there are no consequences with ‘stuff’. So, umm…’nuff said.

Talk about your sexual orientation, how much you feel is nature vs. nurture.

As a teenager I would have definitely identified as hetero and I would still say that that would be my primary identification, however, as I have expanded my horizons of knowledge and met people with different backgrounds I am less about saying I am one way or another as a permanent label and more inclined to say that I am me and that might mean different things at different times and in certain situations.

Where did your kinks come from, if you have any? Can you trace any of them to an early source?

I am not listing stuff. Not that comfy with being public about them…’course they are in poems but in poems I can pretend that they are not mine. I can say though that the kinks have been there forever. I have VERY early memories of liking certain things and being intrigued by things I knew were not okay with the adults in my life. At the time I could not explain what those feelings and desires were but now I realize I must have been born this way.

How do you feel about Hate Sex with an ex-relationship?

I can honestly say I don’t hate anyone but anyone I dislike is not a part of my life circle and therefore I would never be intimate with them in any way.

Name seven substances (not the obvious body fluids, but rather things like crème brulee or french dressing) which you would eat, drink or otherwise ingest off of the body of a naked person.

Ah, we are back to stuff. If I like it, I will lick it off anything.

Compare and contrast some aspect of sex to one of the following things:


Sex for me is like the exorcism of a restless demon that wanders around in me and sometimes is only hidden by my skin. The exorcism is never long lived though so it’s as if my sex demon flies out, circles the room and then zooms back in the nearest opening before I am even done breathing hard.

Baseball Medicine Board meetings Cooking Deep-sea Diving
Sculpture Dictionaries Urban Planning Religion International Trade
Geology Hairstyling The Holy Roman Empire Meteorology
Folk names for trees Yoruba culture Gardening Spiders
Fractal Geometry Prayer Folklore Sneezing Auto Repair
Exorcism Knitting​

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I notice it is only the girls who have bared their souls

 

[Sara Crewe]

I notice it is only the girls who have bared their souls

I dunno if I have ever bared my soul to anyone. I am sure I have collectively bared it to many people and if they all got together and talked about me then I would have a naked soul but for now, I think my soul is wearing a towel.

 

[champagne1982]

I dunno if I have ever bared my soul to anyone. I am sure I have collectively bared it to many people and if they all got together and talked about me then I would have a naked soul but for now, I think my soul is wearing a towel.

If you tie it 'round your neck, it can be a superhero cape!

 

[Sara Crewe]

If you tie it 'round your neck, it can be a superhero cape!

Hmmm, I can't tell if you are trying to get me naked or creating away to string me up...

*puzzles*

 

[champagne1982]

Hmmm, I can't tell if you are trying to get me naked or creating away to string me up...

*puzzles*

<grin=evil> If you play superhero, I'll be a supervillian. </grin> Maybe the vizier will walk in and carry out your justice .

 

[Sara Crewe]

<grin=evil> If you play superhero, I'll be a supervillian. </grin> Maybe the vizier will walk in and carry out your justice .

Oooooooo.

*wonders whether my justice will be blindfolded errr I mean blind*