Holy Hole in the plot Batman! 2

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OOC: This is a light hearted thread for those who just want to write. Feel free to post as much or as little as you like. You can put what ever characters you want in here or steer the plot in a difrent direction.

Have fun.

The hole just got bigger

IC: "Holy Hole in the plot Batman!" Robin looked down from the bat copter at batman hanging on a ladder. "Theres a shark on your leg! again"

"Yes Robin I noticed! Um, hand me the Anti-shark Bat spray please."

"Shure." Robin turned around. and looked at the varyous sprays there. "Anti-mouse, Anti-mongoose, Anti-Bat? Sense when are we needing to get rid of bats." "Robin this shark is rather painfull and ticking like a bomb so if you'd please hand me the bat spray."

"Holy Un needed Sequel! I don't think we brung it." "Brought it Robin, brought it. Okay then hand me the holy hand grenaide of antiok."

"Batman we sued it last time Cats did this thread." "Well Robin it seems this may be our last moments on earth."

Will Batman and Robin meet there untimely end here? Will they manage to escape from the Penguins explodeing shark trap? To find out tune in Next Week Same Bat Time, Same Bat Chanel!

 

[Arc da Rat]

Jubilee

Meanwhile below the bat-copter ... A human sized black hole opens up & out tumbles Jubilation Lee. "Ow." She rubs her bruised bottom. ::Where did Wraith dump me this time ... This does not look like home?:: Thinking as she take a look at her surroundings. Previously, Wraith’s company was in a middle of a fight & losing badly. Wraith as always, thinking of her safety first opens a portal small enough to push her thru.

Little drops of water land on Jub braking her train of thought. “What the …” Looking up she see a fairly good sized shark hanging from a man’s leg from a rope ladder that was dangling off a dark colored copter with a bat symbol on it. ::That man looks very familiar. So does that chopper, He doesn’t look comfortable with a shark on his leg, better help them out.::

Jub takes a stance & holds her finger out like a gun. “Yo, Blue Man hang on to that ladder real tight like. This puppie is going sky high.” A flash of fireworks & sparkles shoots out from her fingertip pistol & laser beams the shark right in the head. “BAM!”

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Jedi Master Yoda

The storm troopers had given up thier pursuit, and the Master climbed from then manhole he'd been hiding beneath. Looking around, he raised his pointed green ears to pick up the sounds of a helicopter.
Looking off in the distance, he sees the caped crusaders and thier difficulty concerning the bat-copter and the shark.
"Hmmm...In trouble, they are. Help them I must," he said aloud. He looked around, seeing the long road ahead and the trees and nothing else close by that surrounded him.
"Walk there it seems I must." He sighed, then began to trek toward the city, roughly thirty miles away. "Find a cab that takes Republic credits I must...hmmm"

 

[cats]

OOC:

I don't really have tim eotnight wich brings us to an interesting rule. Don't feel the need to wait on some one if things move around and a hole in the plot forms, then the title makes all the more sense.

 

[cats]

Batman and Robin

IC: "Well Robin it would apear that we have to improvise another plan of action." Batman Looked down at the explodeing shark carefully and meolidcly thinking of a way out. "Robin," "Yes Batman?" "Hand me the Anti-explodeing shark Bat Rock." "Holy Hairless Kitten, do we even have an anti-explodeing shark bat rock?" "Yes I keep it in the bat glove box." "In the Batmobile?" "In the Bat copter" At this point Batmans was strugling to hold on.

Robin found the glove box and pulled out a big rock. "This it?" "NO! I said the Anti-Explodeing Shark Bat Rock!" Robin dug around the glove box longer until he found a small rock labeled Anti-Explodeing Shark Bat Rock. Robin then climed down the ladder and could eassily hand the rock to batman.

Robin then hooked his legs in the rope ladder and leaned backwards easilly able to hand the Anti-Explodeing Shark bat Rock to Robin. "Here you go Batman." "No throw it at the shark!" "Is that going to work?" "Hasn't failed yet." "Have yoy tried it yet?" "I tried it once outside of Mexico Robin but I don't want to go into that now. Just throw the dang thing." "Okay Batman."

Robin trhew the rock wich firmly pelted the shark on the head before bounceing off and droping into the ocean never to be seen of again. Then a laser from off in the distance struck the Shark causeing it to fly off in the distance where it exploded.

"Thank You Robin." "But batman..." "Next time I go for a walk remind me to find another Anti Explodeing Shark Bat Rock." "but the rock didn't work." "Nice try Robin but the shark is no longer on my leg so it must of worked." The two climed the ladder back into the Batcopter.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Jedi Master Yoda

He watched as the sharkexploded in the distance.
"Hmmm, with someone, the Force is," he noted, then went back to his long walk. He'd barely gone a mile, and his short legs were already getting tired. "Not enough transport on this world there are. One of those beaming devices, lik eon Star Trek, i need. Hmmm."
He padded his way toward the city, wondering if it would still be there when he arrived.

 

[cats]

Cats Furry and Batman and Robin

IC: Cats Furry: "Make Vix the new co-anchor over me will they! Blame me for the black Cats Crimes against Fuzzz will they! Fire me from my job after I tried killing 'The Man' will They! I'll show them All!" I push the button to blow up the city Yoda was heading to.

IC: Batman and Robin: "Holy Shit Batman!" "Now Robin do I have to get the batsoap out again?" "If you can dig it out of the rubble of the city that is batman." "Holy Bat shit! the city is gone! What the hell do I have to do with my billions and billions of dollars! With out the city I have no crime to fight and can no longer be a masked vigilantee beating up poorly dressed loons that have eassy to figure out qirks such as makeing sharks that explode! What am I going to do?" "Don't you mean what are we going to do Batman?" "Robin your over 20 isn't it about time you get your own damn life?" "But....but....b-b-but?" "No buts I think it's about time you get your own job."

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Jedi Master Yoda

As the rubble fell in, making some of the buildings appear to implode, and the dust began to clear that Yoda realized the Force as truly with him that day.
"Lucky, I am, to have not arrive dearlier," he stated. "Hmmm. Turn around, I must. Head back the other way."
He turned and started to tock tock his cane against the asphalt as he worked his way uphill in the direction in which he'd come.
"Uphill, both ways, this is," he muttered. "Like when I was a child going to early Jedi training. That's how it was, and liked it, we did. yess...."

 

[hybirdx]

Zerro

(Ic) Zerro: While Gotham was being destroyed by some force, or some idiot pressing a button for the dumbest reason, in an dark ally way anorther dark hole was opening. And slowly, risen an cursed ninja from the feudel era...

"Ungh.... Damn... Where the fuck am I at now?" Muttered the apparently young man. "What has that warlock done to me now? I remember I was about to slit his fucking throat then...." Suddenly, Zerro looked up as he heard an rumbling sound. The buildings that towered over him were shaking and was about to fall. "Shit!" Zerro dove out of the ally just before the buildings colasped.

"That was too close.... What the hell is going on here?!"

 

[cats]

Gathering of the cats.

IC: A sinlg cat was at the center of the town. I sat there cleaning it's paw pateintly waiting for something. Just then another cat came from out of the shadows fallowed by two mroe and then anotehr three. The cats ran towards the single cat cleaning it's self as they speed up they transformed into white light and the dcat that who was so paeintly cleaning it's self disapeared, in it's place stood Cats Furry.

"That'll show em to mess with me."

 

[hybirdx]

Bass.Exe

Ic) As many know, the net is rapidly growing. And as the net grows... So does the viruses that infects the net. One is the dangerous powerhouse of an navi that Willy created..... Bass.

As Furry stood there in the streets, an small ball of elecctricity began to grow. Soon enough if formed the mega Navi Bass.

"Wh-where.... Is this... the real world?" As Bass slowly registered what was going on, an sadistic smirk crossed his face. "Its time for some REAL destruction!" Bass hovered over Cats furry, who ironicly didn't notice him. "I think I'll warm up with him..." Bass risen his right hand, and an small, yet powerful electric ball of net energy formed, his target? Cats Furry.

 

[cats]

Cats Furry

IC: Ironicly I was totaly un aware of bass in any way shape or form. My hair stood on end from eletical discharges as well as excitement I was going to let loose now. I felt my tail grow in and along with it the great magical pwoers of it enfuseing into me.

As soon as the tail was fully their I decided it was time to depart. I flicked it to the side and teleported to the nearest liveing person wich was Zerro. Leaveing behind a void for the local air to fill in.

 

[DarkTalon]

As Him self

Sat in his Cuffy loft Apart ment Watching His brother On Chanel 285 Lit News. His Brother Dan semmed to be haveing Fun Tell the enturupted the Limbuh Debate For News On Gothm Being blown up. " Daaaammmmn Dog They Blow up Gothm hay ther Should be some to be had down there Some Chicks to Save. " Darck jumped Up Slide his Bulit proof Cowboy jens on And His chest Armor And the working Plasma Sword He had used when He played Capitan Black Jack The Pirate In The Chanel 286 Adult Lit Show Raveged In Space

 

[cats]

Batman

IC: Batman was now in the cats lair gentlemens club, located just outside the blast radious. A girl dressed as Cat Woman came out from behind a curtain. He reahced over and grabed a pepsi product called mount and do, he needed s tiff one to help him grasp the curent situation. "Gotham gone, atleast their are some pelasures left in life."

 

[DarkTalon]

Dark Tallon Arived At the Ruble Of A Citty And deside to Check out the world Famous Cats Lair.

He walked in and went straight to the Bar

 

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Robin

IC: Robin was waiting in the lobby. Batman had told him, he had an important meeting to conduct. Robin was geting quite board and began to flip threw the magazines. He picked up the first one and fliped threw it. Their were nothing but pictures of naked women. He set down the magazine in discussed. "It's sad what they place in public areas now." Robin said to himself as much as any one else in the room before slowly picking up the magazine and hideing it under his shirt.

He then turned to the side as he heard the door ring a man dressed in black body armor. Robin imdeatly recanised him. "Hey aren't you that really bad actor no one likes?"

 

[hybirdx]

Zerro got up and brushed himself off *This is an fucked up place... I'm getting tha hell out of here!" But just before he left, his wolf ceanses picked up somebody approaching him. slowly he pulled out his dagger and warned the person "Last person who snucked up on me is eating through a straw!"

Bass: Bass let go off the energy as Furry disapered. "Oh well... He probaly wasn't all that strong anyways..."

 

[cats]

Cats Furry

IC: Who siad I was sneaking? I am simply moveing towards you and wouldn't it be drinking threw a straw?

 

[hybirdx]

"There is an differeance between drinking through a straw, and eating... espeacialy when the only way that guy could eat food was through an straw. Now beat it dork!"

 

[DarkTalon]

"Hay gay boy wonder I was A hero Be for I became An Actor And A Hily Respected Acter If May Add. " Talon than Walked Right Past the Anoying robbin. And sat At the bar And Order A Burben.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Jedi Master Yoda

Now almost halfway back up the hill, the Jedi Master glances back at the rubble to see that not all of the buildings had been destroyed afterall.
From where he stood, he could see the large building and the sign that loomed above it "Cat's Lair Gentlemen's Club."
"Hmmm, Gentlemen's Club," he said aloud. "700 years old...see if my lightsaber still ignites without Viagra, I will."
He started tapping his way back toward the city again.

 

[poohlive]

Neo looked at the screen, as the green thingies moved down like raindrops. He had been out of the Matrix for two years, and it still didn't make any sense to him.
"Whoah..."
Morpheus grabbed him by the arm, pulling him away from the screen. If no one pulled him away, he would just spend hours and hours staring at it, repeating "whoah" over and over again.
"There's been a problem."
"In the Matrix"
"No, the matrix is a real world with real problems and situations, but the programmers, in able to keep things light and airy, decided to make another program to just have weird and silly things go on."
"Why?"
"Cause Cats can't help making stupid little sequels."
"What?"
"Nothing, we need to go in and save the Faketrix."
"The faketrix?"
"Indeed. Quick. let's get plugged in."
Neo went back to the green raindrop screen, "Whoah..."
Morpheus sighed, "He had to be the one? I'm so cool with my killer body and awesome voice, and able to philosophize and make things turn out cool, and fight with a sword like no one's business, and get all the ladies... and he's the one?"
Neo shook his head, "Whoah..."
"Come on, let's go."

 

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Robin and Cats

IC: Robin: "Like I'm going to be out doen by this guy." Robin said to himself ina vocie that was so silent even he didn't even here it. He walked up to the bar next to the bad actor. "I'll take a milk! Non-fat please." Robin ordered his drink and the bartender came over to him.

"You know thats odd because their is this guy that came in here the last two days and ordered a milk and two cookies." the bar tender stated provokeing a responsive look out of the boy wounder. "You see then this big guy came in and looked around and then screamed 'Theirs a nerd in the bar' he walked over to the confused kid and picked him up and threw him across the room and the nerd ran out. This guy then told me it was Tai Kwando from eygpt he used to beat the kid up." "I'm still not seeing how this is important." Robin said. "Well the next day the same nerd walked in and said he wanted a milk and two cookies. The same bully walked in and said their was a nerd in the bar. he came over to the kid grabed his arm and kicked him in the stumac and hit him a couple of times. he then told me that he used judo from japan to beat the kid up."

"Okay this seems to be going no where." "Well I brought it up because the bully just walked in." Robin turned around and saw a guy that had to be atleast 6'12" and covered with mucles sit down next to him. Robin then went on drinking his milk. The bell rang once mroe and robin turned around and saw a thin guy that wore pants that were way to tight and had taped glasses a pokcet protector in his shirt pocket. The nerd walked voer to the guy and said "Hey Bully!" The bully turned around and the nerd pulled out a metal bar and smacked the bully in the head trhee times. He then turned to the Bar tender and said "That was a crow bar from K-Mart!" The nerd then walked out.

Cats furry: "I'm not a dork but if you want me to beat it I will." I moved my tail slaming Zerro into the ground infrot of him with a magical force. I then mvoed it the otehr way slamming him into the ground once more. "Is that what you ment?"

 

[hybirdx]

Wham! Wham! Zerro hit the ground hard as Cats seemingly whipped him around. But Zerro just smiled... "Is that all?"