Holy hell, alligator

[neci]

Have you ever been swimming in the ocean?

Greater chance a shark will bite you.

i take my swimming water clear and moving.

the gulf has lots of jellyfish. those fuckers don't care.

 

[Noor]

Have you ever been swimming in the ocean?

Greater chance a shark will bite you.

I got stung by a man of war once!

I used to swim in the Atlantic a lot, every day when I could, never saw a shark, never heard of one anywhere I was.

Didn't swim in the gulf for that reason.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Hard_Rom]

Many carnivores eat vegetation incidentally. They will eat stomach contents of prey animals. Herbivores get incidental protein from insects that are consumed with grasses and such. Humming birds don't eat just nectar but tiny insects too.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

The Florida Everglades are filling with all sorts of giant snakes after big storms and hurricanes.
We've been here 23 years and I've seen gators laying under and beside cars in parking lots around Orlando. Also saw people feeding and taking pictures of friendly alligators.

A friend in northern Florida had his dog eaten by a large gator. After more dogs were missing Rangers found the gators with dog collars wearing monitors in the gators.
Once an alligator tastes dog or kid they will hunt them.

We live near the Suwannee river. There are no alligators in there. Go ahead and swim. Once a gator has you in his mouth he will roll until you are dead.

Few people know that Disney was almost built west of Gainesville. The subdivisions are there for employees.

 

[Noor]

The Florida Everglades are filling with all sorts of giant snakes after big storms and hurricanes.
We've been here 23 years and I've seen gators laying under and beside cars in parking lots around Orlando. Also saw people feeding and taking pictures of friendly alligators.

A friend in northern Florida had his dog eaten by a large gator. After more dogs were missing Rangers found the gators with dog collars wearing monitors in the gators.
Once an alligator tastes dog or kid they will hunt them.

We live near the Suwannee river. There are no alligators in there. Go ahead and swim.

uh huh

 

[hashtag45]

uh huh

I liked this one.
What a fat well-fed fucker lol

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKEzoRbYDoVQXulnHailqmU6JqBPsG9cJwmP6jhy3ZsnOm0l6XQw

 

[phrodeau]

Next some Florida politician will launch an initiative to teach 2-year-olds how to read warning sings. Or impose a ban on dihydrogen monoxide.

http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

The Gulf along Florida has the Stingrays. A friend stepped on one at Naples years ago and still goes through surgery and pain.
Below Daytona and New Smyrna Beach Sharks love feeding off tourists.
There's not a puddle in Florida without gators.
Most only attack when bothered, breeding, or pissed off at tourists.
As mentioned alligators are still safer than driving in Florida.

Obama needs to outlaw guns, cars, and alligators in Florida.

 

[Noor]

The Gulf along Florida has the Stingrays. A friend stepped on one at Naples years ago and still goes through surgery and pain.
Below Daytona and New Smyrna Beach Sharks love feeding off tourists.
There's not a puddle in Florida without gators.
Most only attack when bothered, breeding, or pissed off at tourists.
As mentioned alligators are still safer than driving in Florida.

Obama needs to outlaw guns, cars, and alligators in Florida.

A friend of mine got bitten by a stingray while surfing, ended up in er, where they poured vinegar on her and she hasn't had any follow up pain over the years.

 

[hashtag45]

I first learned about the swamps and alligators in Florida after watching this film:

Wild Things
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120890/

Such a cool thriller! And the scenery and actors were stunning.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Alligators and Gars never evolved. An alligator's brain is the size of a walnut. Similar to many GB members. All they want to do is lay around and occasionally breed.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This thread is why sane people winter in Florida and return north in the summer.

 

[pensivepoet]

Any truth to the rumor that Florida DNR is considering bringing dingos to FL?
Seems like a good idea

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

http://i.imgur.com/wKEKRTr.jpg

This and the other reasons this week are why we are leaving Florida.
Sexy Alison was attacked.

 

[pensivepoet]

http://i.imgur.com/wKEKRTr.jpg

This and the other reasons this week are why we are leaving Florida.
Sexy Alison was attacked.

Looks like those big macs finally kicked in.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

http://i.imgur.com/wKEKRTr.jpg

Rumor is her obstetrician is on suicide watch. (*rimshot**bass**cymbal*)

 

[Noor]

Found child drowned, but not eaten

 

[Aquagal]

Found child drowned, but not eaten

Gators like their meat a little rotten, it was just tenderizing.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Looks like those big macs finally kicked in.

I can see their mistake. That must have been hideously embarrassing. And to make some sort of news page too.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Gators like their meat a little rotten, it was just tenderizing.

Sadly, I believe that's true. They often stuff prey between submerged logs or in mud holes for consumption later.

 

[Noor]

Gators like their meat a little rotten, it was just tenderizing.

I figured as much.

 

[MarkoAaron]

I read an article that was linked to facebook today. I read about the horrible accident and shook my head. I scrolled down and there was an ad by Disney, it said, "Let us help you plan your magical trip." It asked for full names and number of children, I slapped myself for laughing.

 

[jaF0]

Damn, them Gators is Hungry!!!

Another alligator attacks man in Florida
CBS News - ‎50 minutes ago‎


OCALA, Fla. -- The Sumter County Sheriff's Office said an eight-and-a-half-foot-long alligator attacked a 58-year-old man Tuesday on County Road 311 in Bushnell, CBS affiliate WKMG reported.


Man Attacked by Alligator in Florida, Sheriff Says
ABC News - ‎52 minutes ago‎

An alligator attacked a man in Florida Tuesday evening -- about an hour away from where a boy was killed by a gator outside a Disney resort, according to the local sheriff's office.


Same event, two articles.