Holy freakin cow! I had an idea!! I'm still open to suggestion though...

[KillerMuffin]

Some people actually like my audio and shocked the stuffings out of me so I'ma make more. I am open to suggestion here.

The parameters:

The less dialogue the better, I'm not all that great being other people. Thats Dixon's job.

1 typed page = approx. 3 1/2 minutes of speaking

1 minute of speaking = approx 10mb in a .wav file and approx 1 mb in a .mp3. I have to record it as a wav first and I only have 10 gig left on my harddrive, so Anna Karenina is out.

I can't get rid of my accent, I've tried, gawd knows I've tried, so it oughta work with my accent.

I will not do Rape, critters or incest.

 

[poohlive]

Reading his new assignment? Understands...

You would probably want this from a woman's persprective, wouldn't you? Just checking...

I am on it Chief
::roger wilco, over and out::

 

[KillerMuffin]

Its all done from third person, not exactly a mans or a womans perspective requirement. While I have no real actual idea what a guy goes through when he hides the ol' salami, I can imagine...