Holy F**king Shit!

[Deborah]

Nope, I'm not reading the bible.

When I just signed on I noticed there were over 100 (23 members, 79 guests) on the BB. That has to be a new record. I've never seen close to that many people on the BB at one time.

What's up with that? Somebody must be saying something interesting and entertaining. I just don't get it. Larry, Curly and Moe, 'er I mean dave-73, dee_cole and Flagg are nowhere to be found.

Click, click. I got it! All Rodrigo and XXploitHer fans are back. But shit, I never knew poodles could read.

 

[SimplySouthern]

It must be you Debs. We are all here in hopes that you might include us in another story.

Actually, I would bet it has something to do with each and every one of us trying desperately to get out of whatever else it is we SHOULD be doing...instead of all this posting.

Missed having you around.

 

[Savage Kitten]

good grief girl!

you about gave me a freakin heart attack!! hehe

I'm sure glad you're ok... and I did see the same thing you noticed.... now the question is.... how come everyone isn't talking all at once??? hehe

 

[Deborah]

Well, I certainly will include you in another story, SS.

Did you ever have sex in a coffin? That was true what I said about that over there on that other thread, about the strangest place you ever had sex. And it wasn't Flagg, no matter what he says. I'm still kicking and he likes cold fish.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Nope...I am a tame one.

*Sigh* I have never done anything THAT wild. I could be persuaded to be corrupted though! I mean, I'm open to new ideas. Took that Purity Test of Jade's on the other thread and came up with lots of new ideas. I'm thinking this time next year...I can be a real slut-puppy

 

[Deborah]

You'll never be a slut puppy, SS. You're a smut kitty, like Savage Kitten. LOL!

One of these days, like for Halloween, I'll start one of those sex role playing stories about, you know, a Monster Mash at a funeral home. Just the right atmosphere. Mine is a true story but you two and whoever else wants to participate can make your darkest wishes come true. Did I tell you one of my best girlfriends is a funeral director? Actually, it's a one woman operation. She does everything all by her self and makes mucho dinero. Flagg would be bored though, she only has a couple clients a week.

Speaking of what we SHOULD be doing ... gotta go. I sure hope Roger's brother Harry is independently wealthy and can support me in the style in which I would like to become accustomed, as in no job but a blow job.

 

[CreamyLady]

Gee, all I ever do at Samhain is walk the labyrinth, scry, and honor the Crone.

Why did I never think of making love in a coffin?

 

[Laurel]

Deborah baby! (wet sloppy kisses) I just posted a similar thread before I read yours... I HATE it when I do that and the other person's post is better than mine! (which is always) Anyhow, it is pretty fucking cool, long as Dixon's not right about who they are, lol...