Holy Cow!!!

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Where are my Chicago peeps?

Cubs Win, Cubs Win, Cubs Win!!!



This city could not be more on fire! So exciting!
 
Where are my Chicago peeps?

Cubs Win, Cubs Win, Cubs Win!!!



This city could not be more on fire! So exciting!

Must be fun :)

But wait, Chicago on fire? Again? Was Mrs. O'Leary's cow celebrating too much?

My daughter was here from Chicago over the weekend. She said folks there weren't really dressed if they weren't wearing Cubs attire.
 
Not really a Cubs fan, but I am glad they won.

Now maybe all the total retards in the sports media will shut the fuck up about that fucking goat.
 
I know a lot of people who are very, very happy the Cubbies finally won. :D

Of course none of them hang out here. :(

I'm glad they won, but I was a White Sox fan...now, I'm not a fan. I have lived in so many different cites throughout my lifetime, I got away from team sports.

Still, it's nice to see the Cubs win after 108 years have past.

Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Cubs Win! - imagine Harry Caray's voice. :D :cool: :heart:
 
Not really a Cubs fan, but I am glad they won.

Now maybe all the total retards in the sports media will shut the fuck up about that fucking goat.

http://www.r-word.org/

ETA, I usually don't let much bother me, but this word used a derogatory slang makes me sick. My daughter had only a 5% brain function while she was alive, so in a sense she was truly retarded, so to hear someone say it as an insult really makes me sick, and makes the person who said it sound so classless.
 
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But wait, Chicago on fire? Again? Was Mrs. O'Leary's cow celebrating too much?
A holy cow is hydrated with holy water. If Mrs. O'Leary's cow crashed the bapistry and drank from the Holy Water trough, then its's all {JHWH}'s will.

That's easy. In Chimayo NM near the Sacred Spring where pilgrims crawl on hands and knees for hundreds of miles across the stinking desert to show their sanctity / idiocy, are grown Holy Hot Peppers. Really -- ya see strings of riastras (dried chilis) hanging from lowly vendors' porches labeled HOLY CHIILIS. I suppose the product of eating Holy Chilis is spewing Holy Shit. It's steaming, but that's Jesus steam.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Chicago?
A: They couldn't find a virgin and three wise men.

Yay Cubs.
 
In Chimayo NM near the Sacred Spring where pilgrims crawl on hands and knees for hundreds of miles across the stinking desert to show their sanctity / idiocy, are grown Holy Hot Peppers. Really -- ya see strings of riastras (dried chilis) hanging from lowly vendors' porches labeled HOLY CHIILIS. I suppose the product of eating Holy Chilis is spewing Holy Shit. It's steaming, but that's Jesus steam.

Oh calm down. It's the soil at Chimayo that has the healing power. There's no spring that I know of.

An editorial correction; in New Mexico, chili is a sort of stew made in Texas. The spicy green or red pod that we eat is chile.

Oh, and the desert doesn't stink. It's fresh and clean.
 
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