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Saw this one, and thought it just right for this time of year on lit (I'm sure some of you have heard it before....) Enjoy--and post your own holiday joke here 
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Three guys die on Christmas Day and when they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter says: "Since you died on Christmas day, I need you to produce some evidence that you were celebrating Christmas before I can let you enter the Kingdom of God."
Well, the first guy reaches in his pocket and produces a small, squarish envelope. "What's that?" asks St. Pete. "Christmas card." answers the guy. "In you go" says St. Pete.
The second guy produces a small branch with berries on it. "And what's this?" asks St. Peter. "Mistletoe", replies the guy. "In you go says St. Peter.
The third guy reaches in his jacket pocket and pulls out a pair of ladies panties. "What are those?" asks St. Pete.
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"They're Carol's", replies the guy.
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Three guys die on Christmas Day and when they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter says: "Since you died on Christmas day, I need you to produce some evidence that you were celebrating Christmas before I can let you enter the Kingdom of God."
Well, the first guy reaches in his pocket and produces a small, squarish envelope. "What's that?" asks St. Pete. "Christmas card." answers the guy. "In you go" says St. Pete.
The second guy produces a small branch with berries on it. "And what's this?" asks St. Peter. "Mistletoe", replies the guy. "In you go says St. Peter.
The third guy reaches in his jacket pocket and pulls out a pair of ladies panties. "What are those?" asks St. Pete.
.
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"They're Carol's", replies the guy.
