Holiday Hornies

UhlBWett

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Am I the only one who sees the holidays as an opportunity to get balls deep in some gash or do other's seek out often dangerous liasons with friends or family members? After all it is the season for giving. Have you ever given sex of some sort instead of a tangible item as a Christmas gift to someone that you were not in a relationship with?

Mistletoe hanging from my belt ;)
 
Am I the only one who sees the holidays as an opportunity to get balls deep in some gash or do other's seek out often dangerous liasons with friends or family members? After all it is the season for giving. Have you ever given sex of some sort instead of a tangible item as a Christmas gift to someone that you were not in a relationship with?

Mistletoe hanging from my belt ;)

"Balls deep"?......."Gash"?........

Pure class, the 'bitches' will be falling over themselves.
 
Am I the only one who sees the holidays as an opportunity to get balls deep in some gash or do other's seek out often dangerous liasons with friends or family members? After all it is the season for giving. Have you ever given sex of some sort instead of a tangible item as a Christmas gift to someone that you were not in a relationship with?

Mistletoe hanging from my belt ;)

Balls deep?! Wow. Love it.
 
Imagine something else

Sorry BKD140....... Since you are such an "Imaginative British Male", why don't you pretend that I said something like; "Deeply emersed between her warm, wet, heavenly folds" Sheeesh, It's a playful trashy metaphor. Get over it.................

This is a place where those who find it entertaining are welcome to reply;
and the prim and proper who don't, should just scroll on by.
 
Thank You

Thank you Hotkimzuen, I am glad to see that some folks here can appreciate "Tongue in Cheek" humor. OOOPS, sorry BKD140 I did it again! UGH!
 
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