NewOldGuy77
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This one’s for a fellow author who has a colostomy bag.
Santa’s Other Bag - Santa is discovered while dropping off a present at a single woman’s house late at night. She tells him she’s lonely because no man wants a woman with an ostomy bag. He assures her she’s beautiful, and lifts up his coat to reveal his big belly is just padding; hidden under it is his own bag. He kisses her, then it’s back up the chimney and ho-ho-ho to deliver the rest of the presents.
Xmas day there’s a knock at the door. She answers, and it’s a clean shaven Santa in jeans and a Hawaiian shirt. They kiss, and passionate love ensues
Santa’s Other Bag - Santa is discovered while dropping off a present at a single woman’s house late at night. She tells him she’s lonely because no man wants a woman with an ostomy bag. He assures her she’s beautiful, and lifts up his coat to reveal his big belly is just padding; hidden under it is his own bag. He kisses her, then it’s back up the chimney and ho-ho-ho to deliver the rest of the presents.
Xmas day there’s a knock at the door. She answers, and it’s a clean shaven Santa in jeans and a Hawaiian shirt. They kiss, and passionate love ensues