Holiday contest!!!!!!!!!!

L.A. Wicker

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Wow, what a freaking joke! Does anyone besides me, think that the contests are fixed?
 
Excuse my ignorance but what's a "holiday contest"? Am I entered? What won't I win if it's already fixed?
 
Wow, what a freaking joke! Does anyone besides me, think that the contests are fixed?

Did you call me? Sorry, I was busy writing and I heard you ask if there was anyone who thought that these contests were fixed.

I wouldn't say fixed but they are certainly not fair.

Contests are won by those who are popular, those with lots of friends and relatives with access to computers, and by those with multiple identities with access to lots of computers.

Yes, I agree that something should be done to make the contests fairer, but certainly, they are not fixed by Laurel, if that's what you mean.

These writing contests are more a popularity contest. I could win a contest if they had the least popular writer contest.

Some of my stories were worthy of a contest win, especially when compared to some of those stories that won contests, but I'd rather not go there. I'd rather bask in positive energy than in negative energy. I'd rather believe the glass is halfway full rather than halfway empty. I'd rather believe that people are inherently good and that there is a Santa Claus.

One day when blue birds sing and there is a rainbow, we will win a contest. Until then, I congratulate the winners on another well deserved contest win. My heart sings for their blue W.

I'm so happy that I could pee myself. Shit, I gotta go get cleaned up. I just peed myself.
 
Did you call me? Sorry, I was busy writing and I heard you ask if there was anyone who thought that these contests were fixed.

I wouldn't say fixed but they are certainly not fair.

Contests are won by those who are popular, those with lots of friends and relatives with access to computers, and by those with multiple identities with access to lots of computers.

Yes, I agree that something should be done to make the contests fairer, but certainly, they are not fixed by Laurel, if that's what you mean.

These writing contests are more a popularity contest. I could win a contest if they had the least popular writer contest.

Some of my stories were worthy of a contest win, especially when compared to some of those stories that won contests, but I'd rather not go there. I'd rather bask in positive energy than in negative energy. I'd rather believe the glass is halfway full rather than halfway empty. I'd rather believe that people are inherently good and that there is a Santa Claus.

One day when blue birds sing and there is a rainbow, we will win a contest. Until then, I congratulate the winners on another well deserved contest win. My heart sings for their blue W.

I'm so happy that I could pee myself. Shit, I gotta go get cleaned up. I just peed myself.

Sorry to bust your bubble there Freddie but I've won a few and I don't have a lot of friends or even a lot of relatives for that matter. The contest aren't fixed and they are not all won by AH'er as some have suggested. Most of the winners have never set foot in the AH or visit it rarely.

You write a story, you post it and take your chances. Of course, it helps if you don't piss off half the people on lit. :rolleyes:

If all it took was alts and computers/IPs, then your buddy would win them all.
 
Sorry to bust your bubble there Freddie but I've won a few and I don't have a lot of friends or even a lot of relatives for that matter. The contest aren't fixed and they are not all won by AH'er as some have suggested. Most of the winners have never set foot in the AH or visit it rarely.

You write a story, you post it and take your chances. Of course, it helps if you don't piss off half the people on lit. :rolleyes:

If all it took was alts and computers/IPs, then your buddy would win them all.

Thank you so much TxRad for pointing out my flaws as to why I haven't won a contest. I appreciate you taking the time to give me helpful pointers. I shall start turning over a new leaf to help make these lunatics, er, I mean, emotionally crazy, sorry, perverts, I mean, wonderful people love me.

My buddy? I have no buddies on this site. Of course you mean my dog. You are silly. My dog doesn't know how to use a computer...or does he? Hold on a second.

"Polo. Here boy. Polo? Where are you? There you are on the computer. What the Hell are you doing? You're the one giving me all those 1 bombs. You're the one erasing all my red H's. Why buddy? Why? Is it because I spend too much time writing stories and not enough time taking you for a walk?"

I gotta go walk my dog. Thanks again TxRad for helping me to understand the inner circle.

By the way, so that I don't get confused next time. Which identities do you have? How many? You're seriously not a man, are you? I figure you're a woman, a lesbian, perhaps.

Hey, I am who I say I am. I'm Bostonfictionwriter. I only have one name and one identity. My real name is Freddie. I don't play games. I'm upfront with people. If they don't like me then...there ain't nothin' I can do about that.

Besides, in case you haven't noticed, this is a porn board. I really don't want to make friends with many of the people who write here.

Now, that should get me really in hot water, huh?

Who cares? I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to write. I have enough friends, real people, who aren't binary coded, multiple identities. Some of these people believe their computer images. Some of these people believe they really look like their cartoonish characters.
 
In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, "I may not be a smart man but I know sarcasm when I see it, Jennay!"

I'm new to these Literotica waters but even I'm sensing some deep sarcasm in this here thread! You mean to tell me there are message board dramas even here on the Literotica message boards?? Well hotdamn! Is that the sort of cesspool into which I now willingly wade?

Sweet! I luvs me some good message board dramas.

I still wanna know though what I won't be winning for not winning whatever contest y'all are talkin' 'bout. Cash prizes? Trips to Disneyworld, or maybe more apropos to this place...Amsterdam? Yohoo enemas from the author of our choosing?

Some of you more learned types here ought to hook up a brotha'. Peruse my story list and enter some of 'em in whatever contests are going on. I'll settle for the "home version of Literotica" board game consolation prize and a wet, sloppy kiss from the vacuous manta ray of a hostess you guys no doubt have filling the obligatory eye candy role...
 
Thank you so much TxRad for pointing out my flaws as to why I haven't won a contest. I appreciate you taking the time to give me helpful pointers. I shall start turning over a new leaf to help make these lunatics, er, I mean, emotionally crazy, sorry, perverts, I mean, wonderful people love me.

My buddy? I have no buddies on this site. Of course you mean my dog. You are silly. My dog doesn't know how to use a computer...or does he? Hold on a second.

"Polo. Here boy. Polo? Where are you? There you are on the computer. What the Hell are you doing? You're the one giving me all those 1 bombs. You're the one erasing all my red H's. Why buddy? Why? Is it because I spend too much time writing stories and not enough time taking you for a walk?"

I gotta go walk my dog. Thanks again TxRad for helping me to understand the inner circle.

By the way, so that I don't get confused next time. Which identities do you have? How many? You're seriously not a man, are you? I figure you're a woman, a lesbian, perhaps.

Hey, I am who I say I am. I'm Bostonfictionwriter. I only have one name and one identity. My real name is Freddie. I don't play games. I'm upfront with people. If they don't like me then...there ain't nothin' I can do about that.

Besides, in case you haven't noticed, this is a porn board. I really don't want to make friends with many of the people who write here.

Now, that should get me really in hot water, huh?

Who cares? I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to write. I have enough friends, real people, who aren't binary coded, multiple identities. Some of these people believe their computer images. Some of these people believe they really look like their cartoonish characters.

The buddy I was referring to wasn't your dog and you know it.

As for who and/or what i am. Take a close look at the AV under my name. That is me. Who I am on here is the same person I am in real life. I have one other log in here and that is the same as this one but with my writing partner. We've posted one story under it.

One other point that a lot of people including the one who started this thread seem to forget. We are all guests here. Laurel and Manu own the place. We are invited guests. Yes we pay our way by posting stories but we are still guests and should act that way. If people don't like the way they run the site or the contests then leave or don't enter. I'll pretty much guarantee that no one will care one way or the other and that includes our hosts.

Happy writing Freddie
 
I still wanna know though what I won't be winning for not winning whatever contest y'all are talkin' 'bout. Cash prizes? Trips to Disneyworld, or maybe more apropos to this place...Amsterdam? Yohoo enemas from the author of our choosing?

Some of you more learned types here ought to hook up a brotha'. Peruse my story list and enter some of 'em in whatever contests are going on. I'll settle for the "home version of Literotica" board game consolation prize and a wet, sloppy kiss from the vacuous manta ray of a hostess you guys no doubt have filling the obligatory eye candy role...

You enter most of the contests yourself. You can find out what contests are running on the home page. You might want to come with a good multivote strategy (it's advisable to spend more time on that than on the quality of your entry).
 
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I'm new to these Literotica waters but even I'm sensing some deep sarcasm in this here thread! You mean to tell me there are message board dramas even here on the Literotica message boards?? Well hotdamn! Is that the sort of cesspool into which I now willingly wade?
Dude, it's a message board. I think mandatory drama the lost law of thermodynamics.
 
In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, "I may not be a smart man but I know sarcasm when I see it, Jennay!"

I'm new to these Literotica waters but even I'm sensing some deep sarcasm in this here thread! You mean to tell me there are message board dramas even here on the Literotica message boards?? Well hotdamn! Is that the sort of cesspool into which I now willingly wade?

Sweet! I luvs me some good message board dramas.

I still wanna know though what I won't be winning for not winning whatever contest y'all are talkin' 'bout. Cash prizes? Trips to Disneyworld, or maybe more apropos to this place...Amsterdam? Yohoo enemas from the author of our choosing?

Some of you more learned types here ought to hook up a brotha'. Peruse my story list and enter some of 'em in whatever contests are going on. I'll settle for the "home version of Literotica" board game consolation prize and a wet, sloppy kiss from the vacuous manta ray of a hostess you guys no doubt have filling the obligatory eye candy role...

Yeah, I know, that's the second time you said you are new to Literotica. I got that. So...I still wanna know whose sock puppet you are.
 
You enter most of the contests yourself. You can find out what contests are running on the home page. You might want to come with a good multivote strategy (it's advisable to spend more time on that than on the quality of your entry).

Now, there's sarcasm (lol).

Multivote strategy? Do you have any pointers that you can share? TxRad was kind enough to point out my personality flaws. I figure that once I get everyone to love me and use your multivote strategy, I'll be winning contests. Wow! I'm so friggin excited that I could pee. Shit...I just peed again. I'll be right back.
 
Now, there's sarcasm (lol).

Multivote strategy? Do you have any pointers that you can share? TxRad was kind enough to point out my personality flaws. I figure that once I get everyone to love me and use your multivote strategy, I'll be winning contests. Wow! I'm so friggin excited that I could pee. Shit...I just peed again. I'll be right back.


You have a talent for misreading. I said nothing about having a multivote strategy myself. You apparently do, as your dog is voting too. (At least he seems more discerning than you perhaps are.) :D
 
You have a talent for misreading. I said nothing about having a multivote strategy myself. You apparently do, as your dog is voting too. (At least he seems more discerning than you perhaps are.) :D

Having not heard of multivote strategy before, I incorrectly thought that you had multivote strategy when you wrote that. I apology profusely for my misread. Please forgive me.

Thanks for the advice. You're right. I'd have more of a chance getting information from my dog than from you.

Have a happy holiday and stay away from the supermarket planes, Ace. Those are for the kids. By the way, you owe me a roll of quarters for funding your flight last week.

"So...did you watch the Patriots game yesterday, Polo?"
 
Bostonfictionwriter, you wanna know "whose sock puppet I am?" Am I to take it that you think I'm somebody else's troll here or something?

Sorry, sport, it's just me. This is the only nic under which I've posted here. I'm nobody's troll and to the best of my knowledge nobody's ever trolled here as me. I've been reading stories here for about five years but I only broke down and submitted a story of my own in September of this year. Since then I've submitted a total of eighteen stories, with two others pending approval as we speak. Point of fact, my original stories have all done very well so far. The only ones that didn't receive the "Hot" rating were my three "request" stories, plus one original story which included a decidedly unpopular request scene. The other fifteen all scored very well and no, I don't know a single other person here. I also only own one computer and I don't know dick about scamming together a bunch of phony votes for myself so I doubt I'd do very well in any contest here.

Nobody even knows me here, and vice versa.

Wait. That's not entirely true. Unfortunately I did manage to piss off a very petty and vocal group of the self appointed Morality Brigade and they got together (twice in two months now) to sabotage my entire catalog. Three of my stories across two different story categories twice achieved the #1 ranking on '"Top Lists" and half a dozen more were in the top five overall before those childish fuckwits sabotaged all my stories with a slew of "0" scores.

Lessee, what else? I love USC football, I'm a guitarist whose two favorite players are SRV and Guthrie Govan (thus the stevieraygovan nic), I have a house full of dogs and cats, I love long walks on a moonlit beach full of naked chicks and my wife was just declared totaly disabled at a Social Security hearing last week...which sucks balls. Her being totally disabled, I mean, not just the fact that SS finally put their belated rubber stamp of approval on it.

I think that about covers it. Anything else you'd like to know? Would you like for me to vote for you the next time there's some sort of contest here? I will, if you want me to. You seem like a bitchin' guy. Like any good politician will you at least share your winnings if I do vote for you?
 
I think that about covers it. Anything else you'd like to know? Would you like for me to vote for you the next time there's some sort of contest here?

Probably not wise, cuz then you'll be among the many who he accuses of 1-bombing his stories or leaving nasty comments. He's already accused you of being an alt so I'd just steer clear of that one.

You seem like a bitchin' guy.

Well, you got the bitchin' part right. He bitches about the same shit every time he posts. Just click on his name and go back and read some of his posts, you'll see. I think he's just started copying and pasting his posts in some areas to save time.

Like any good politician will you at least share your winnings if I do vote for you?

Oh, I'm sure he'd love to. He claims he's rich and doesn't need the money. He claims he's not in the Survivor Contest this year for the money and last year, since he was 'cheated' out of it (his words, not mine) he claims someone sent him an anonymous check for five thousand dollars.

But don't let me deter you from getting to know Freddie a bit better. Maybe since you're new to the forums, he'll cut you a break.....but then again, maybe he won't. The man is paranoid and thinks everyone is an alt of everyone else. :rolleyes:
 
michchick98, hold up there! You say there's actual money to be had here?? Win a contest here and someone cuts you an actual check? It's not filled in with crayon writing and splooge? It's real?

How much are we talking here anyway?

Otherwise, yeah, you may be right. I didn't even say anything negative to BFW (surely he'd agree I was correct in sensing sarcasm in this thread, which was all I originally posted before he came back accusing me of being someone's troll) and yet he immediately got all cunty towards me. It sounds like he might be one of those people where it's always big fun to wind them up and watch them spin out.

He might be wound just a bit too tightly, you say? On a website devoted to fuck stories? Hmmm.
 
michchick98, hold up there! You say there's actual money to be had here?? Win a contest here and someone cuts you an actual check? It's not filled in with crayon writing and splooge? It's real?

Yeah, there's actual money to be won in the special contests and monthly contests. In the special contests, your entries have to meet the guidelines.....correct theme (winter holidays [the one that just passed], valentines day, earth day, halloween, etc) and has to be specified for that particular contests.

And as far as I understand it, the monthly contests are automatic. Every author that submits stories is eligible, then the highest rated story in each category is chosen, then those are narrowed down to the three highest rated stories for the month.

How much are we talking here anyway?

Laurel is a bit behind on the monthly contests right now, she just finished March, but if you wrote a story during 2008 and it got high ratings and at least 50 votes, it's eligible.

First place for both monthly and special contests is $150, second is $100 and third is $75.

Survivor winners get a bit more for placing first second or third, but those are based on number of submissions, not number of votes and ratings of the story.

Otherwise, yeah, you may be right. I didn't even say anything negative to BFW (surely he'd agree I was correct in sensing sarcasm in this thread, which was all I originally posted before he came back accusing me of being someone's troll) and yet he immediately got all cunty towards me. It sounds like he might be one of those people where it's always big fun to wind them up and watch them spin out.

It used to be fun, now it's just getting old. But as I said, you can pretty much quote what his responses will be before he ever posts them because he always posts the same thing.

He might be wound just a bit too tightly, you say? On a website devoted to fuck stories? Hmmm.

Yeah. Makes ya wonder, doesn't it?
 
Bostonfictionwriter, you wanna know "whose sock puppet I am?" Am I to take it that you think I'm somebody else's troll here or something?

Sorry, sport, it's just me. This is the only nic under which I've posted here. I'm nobody's troll and to the best of my knowledge nobody's ever trolled here as me. I've been reading stories here for about five years but I only broke down and submitted a story of my own in September of this year. Since then I've submitted a total of eighteen stories, with two others pending approval as we speak. Point of fact, my original stories have all done very well so far. The only ones that didn't receive the "Hot" rating were my three "request" stories, plus one original story which included a decidedly unpopular request scene. The other fifteen all scored very well and no, I don't know a single other person here. I also only own one computer and I don't know dick about scamming together a bunch of phony votes for myself so I doubt I'd do very well in any contest here.

Nobody even knows me here, and vice versa.

Wait. That's not entirely true. Unfortunately I did manage to piss off a very petty and vocal group of the self appointed Morality Brigade and they got together (twice in two months now) to sabotage my entire catalog. Three of my stories across two different story categories twice achieved the #1 ranking on '"Top Lists" and half a dozen more were in the top five overall before those childish fuckwits sabotaged all my stories with a slew of "0" scores.

Lessee, what else? I love USC football, I'm a guitarist whose two favorite players are SRV and Guthrie Govan (thus the stevieraygovan nic), I have a house full of dogs and cats, I love long walks on a moonlit beach full of naked chicks and my wife was just declared totaly disabled at a Social Security hearing last week...which sucks balls. Her being totally disabled, I mean, not just the fact that SS finally put their belated rubber stamp of approval on it.

I think that about covers it. Anything else you'd like to know? Would you like for me to vote for you the next time there's some sort of contest here? I will, if you want me to. You seem like a bitchin' guy. Like any good politician will you at least share your winnings if I do vote for you?

In that case...I'm please to meet you Steve. Please ignore the troll below called Michchick. She follows me around from thread to thread. She's like shit in that regard. Only, she's lonely. She doesn't have a man. I feel bad for her, so I ignore her.

About being rich, sorry to say that I am. I hit the lottery in 1990 and only have two more checks to collect. I've invested well and have been retired for nearly 20 years. I've given a lot of it away. I think Detroit is upset because I didn't send her a check. Hey, Detroit, I'll pay for your mental health therapy any time, but I refuse to pay for your breast implants or liposuction. So, please stop sending me e-mails asking me to pay for those. That's why she's upset, no doubt.

Alright, alright. I'll pay for one breast implant (lol).

I don't care who knows what about me. Who cares? It doesn't matter. Money doesn't make you happy, only I'd rather be unhappy with money than without it (lol).

I'm just happy to be writing and reading.

I meant no offense by calling you a sock puppet, but there are so many sock puppets around here that you can't tell who is who. You need a scorecard to keep track of the multiple personalities. I'm just lovable me. Bostonfictionwriter.

Rumor has it that Michchick has a number of identities. Can't tell if she's a guy or a gal. She claims she's a gal but she acts like a guy. She probably pees standing up, even if she is a gal. If you ask me, I think she's a fat, angry woman.

She has a habit of pulling past posts, but only the ones to her advantage. She never pulls both sides of the conversation. Everything with her or him is taken out of context. She goes to great lengths to make you look bad, so take care what you write on these boards because she'll rub it in your face. You'll pretend she's your friend, too, just to get personal information on your to use against you. She's angry 'cause she's unemployed and has no one in her life. Her boyfriend or girlfriend dumped her for someone (anyone) better.

Watch, she'll post pages of shit now that I pissed her off. Okay, you're up Detroit. Go show him what you can do.

Alright, that's enough shit for the day. I'm out of here before the other mental retards show up, PrincessErin and Starrkers. Talk about personality problems, those two take the cake.
 
In that case...I'm please to meet you Steve. Please ignore the troll below called Michchick. She follows me around from thread to thread. She's like shit in that regard. Only, she's lonely. She doesn't have a man. I feel bad for her, so I ignore her.

Wow, Freddie, hit a sore spot did I? If you're ignoring me, how come you manage to know what I write? Just like you don't read Erin's stories, yet you know how many words she writes. How come that is?

I'll not address any of your other childish insults because frankly, I find it quite humorous. Just like your pal, Scouries, you go off on a tangent and insult people when they get too close to the truth.
 
How much are we talking here anyway?

In addition to the special contest amounts michchick98 cited, the annual Survivor contest awards go from $500 for first place down to $25 for fifteen or sixteen place.

You can find all of this from click offs from the home page.
 
BFW, no worries. I'll limit my judgments of people here to what I observe with my own two eyes. I'll be like Bill Belichick. Even if Randy Moss was a total dick before he arrived in Beantown it's what he does from the moment he steps foot on the runway at Logan airport that matters now.

Likewise, I'm not going to concern myself with past histories here. Saint or sinner, I'll form my own opinions based on how I see people treating me and the others here.

Now that I've found out there was a little money to be had here with their Christmas story themed contest I really wish I'd entered my "Christmas With Summer" series. With the scores that thing received (at least before it got sabotaged) it "...coulda been a contenduh..."
 
Not strictly correct, sr. The first five places in Survivor get actual money, from then on to fifteenth it's $25 Amazon gift certificates.

The end of year Readers Choice Awards also get Amazon certificates.

Monthly winners and special contest winners are real money.

Steve, a quick rundown to get you up to speed on two years worth of petty forum postings:

BFW is LIt's very own whinge machine - his stories are all bombed because he is hated, not because they're crap (which some of them undoubtedly are). He isn't interested in prize money but bitches long and loud about contests and who wins them. He is the most hated person on the site, but it's not his fault, everyone gangs up on him because he's written over 500 stories, not because he can't carry a conversation without getting extremely rude and personal. But that's all a mistake, it was a joke and he's the only one with a decent sense of humour here.
Oh, and Survivor was stolen from him last year (because someone came in late and within the rules) and will be stolen from him this year (because BFW can't follow the rules), and it's all because everyone hates him, but it doesn't matter because he doesn't need the money, h'es got more money than he knows what to do with. He won the lottery you know and he's rich. And he gives time to the homeless shelter down the road. And he has a wife, a girlfirend and a mistress and they're all ecstatically happy that he spends his every waking moment writing stories for a porn site.
And everyone's out to get him, that's why all his stories are bashed and his red Hs removed and he can't catch a break and he's going to write thousands of stories to win Survivor, but they won't be 750 words, oh no - they'll be real stories because they're longer than that. But it's not about the money or winning, it's all about the stories.
He lives to write.

It think that about covers it.

Oh, and one other thing - I'm emotionally disturbed. So is michchick, and PrincessErin and sr71plt and anyone else who calls him on his bullshit.
 
Not strictly correct, sr. The first five places in Survivor get actual money, from then on to fifteenth it's $25 Amazon gift certificates.

The end of year Readers Choice Awards also get Amazon certificates.

Monthly winners and special contest winners are real money.

Steve, a quick rundown to get you up to speed on two years worth of petty forum postings:

BFW is LIt's very own whinge machine - his stories are all bombed because he is hated, not because they're crap (which some of them undoubtedly are). He isn't interested in prize money but bitches long and loud about contests and who wins them. He is the most hated person on the site, but it's not his fault, everyone gangs up on him because he's written over 500 stories, not because he can't carry a conversation without getting extremely rude and personal. But that's all a mistake, it was a joke and he's the only one with a decent sense of humour here.
Oh, and Survivor was stolen from him last year (because someone came in late and within the rules) and will be stolen from him this year (because BFW can't follow the rules), and it's all because everyone hates him, but it doesn't matter because he doesn't need the money, h'es got more money than he knows what to do with. He won the lottery you know and he's rich. And he gives time to the homeless shelter down the road. And he has a wife, a girlfirend and a mistress and they're all ecstatically happy that he spends his every waking moment writing stories for a porn site.
And everyone's out to get him, that's why all his stories are bashed and his red Hs removed and he can't catch a break and he's going to write thousands of stories to win Survivor, but they won't be 750 words, oh no - they'll be real stories because they're longer than that. But it's not about the money or winning, it's all about the stories.
He lives to write.

It think that about covers it.

Oh, and one other thing - I'm emotionally disturbed. So is michchick, and PrincessErin and sr71plt and anyone else who calls him on his bullshit.

The bottom line Starrkers is that I am here to write stories. Good or bad, they are still stories. I've proven it. I've written nearly 600 stories. You may call them shit, but I call them my passion.

You are here to entertain yourself with the forum board. I'm not.

I'll match any of my stories to any of your stories.

Now, as far as the Survivor Contest, I'm done with contest. Those in control can do whatever they want. I have no control over what they do. All that I know is that I have written the most stories. Now, if they want to go through my scorecard and change or delete whatever, I don't care. I don't need the money. It was never about the money. Do the math, it works out to a little more than a dollar a story. No one in their right mind would write that much for a paltry $500.

You don't get it. You don't appreciate this site. You don't understand.

There are bigger things here for me. I've already won. I'm a better writer than I was this time last year. You and your friends can write whatever you want about me, it doesn't matter. My statement are my stories. I do my talking with my writing. And you know what? Next year, I'll be a better writer than I am now.

You can't shine my shoes when it comes to my creativity. You're just an empty barrel making noise. I can't even begin to imagine your sad, empty life. All you can point to is your 10,000 posts or whatever number you have. That's sad.

You need to ask yourself. Why are you here? Certainly, it's not to write because you don't write. You attack those who write. You attack me.

I hope you find something that makes you as happy as what I have found in writing stories. You can't hurt me with your words. I'm bulletproof.

Have a wonderful holiday, Dear.
 
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