HoleeJEEZ! That #@#%* HURTS!

[shereads]

Don't do to your toe what I just did to mine.

 

[cantdog]

I pledge.

You need some distraction or some sympathy, poor thing?

 

[kendo1]

Don't tell me.
You just stubbed your brain.

 

[cantdog]

Does this mean no high heels for a while?

 

[TheEarl]

Position 56 of a Kama Sutra claims another victim.

The Earl

 

[cantdog]

Toe Jam Football

 

[shereads]

Position 56 of a Kama Sutra claims another victim.

The Earl

You pegged it.

I won't try that one again without shoes.

 

[shereads]

Does this mean no high heels for a while?

Are you suggesting I'd wear flats with a skirt just because of pain? If I were a man, I'd slap you with my glove and we'd meet with pistols at dawn.

I happen to own a selection of open-toed shoes with high heels. There will be plenty of room for the swelling.

 

[minsue]

You pegged it.

I won't try that one again without shoes.

Of course not! Doesn't your edition have pictures for cryin' out loud?

 

[TheEarl]

You pegged it.

I won't try that one again without shoes.

But won't that hurt the other person's upper lip?

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Of course not! Doesn't your edition have pictures for cryin' out loud?

Mine has pop-ups and little tags you slide back and forth to make the people move.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

#@#%*?

I would just like to know . . .

Does the title of the thread imply that we're not allowed to use the word "fuck" on the AH anymore?

 

[shereads]

Mine has pop-ups and little tags you slide back and forth to make the people move.

The Earl

Moving is where it gets dangerous.

 

[TheEarl]

Moving is where it gets dangerous.

Papercuts in the most delicate of places.

The Earl

 

[mismused]

But can you still see, or will the braile come in handy now?

 

[Guest]

Don't do to your toe what I just did to mine.

Been hangin' out at Helga's House of Pain again, sher?

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[lucky-E-leven]

Quit yer whinin', Cinderella, and finish polishin' the rack.