Ho-ku/found "poetry"

[karmadog]

I found this picpost site (purely accidentally, I promise) that has little taglines for each picture. Usually, they are really simple--"two blond lesbians"--but sometimes, they have something interesting. Anyhow, I made haiku out of some of them. Enjoy.

Spitters and slurpers.
Take either/or in a pinch.
Just don't spit on me.

I have sobered up.
Now she's a smelly skank with
a cuntful of cum.

Anal action for
a fake blond (delicious pain)
Are her big breasts real?

Pierced tits Sara in
gloves posing in tight white shorts
They ride up her ass.

Blonde all blue from grapes
wild hair and red eyes mark her
broken heart. Dull pain.

Black bitches with big
floppy boobies. Puppy cute,
but nasty sexy.

At the nudie bar,
Latin dancer upside down.
Breakdance tango move.

On one or two I used two taglines and occasionally I clarified the language, but only slightly. I tried to keep the spirit of the titles the same.

 

[WickedEve]

Have you been neutered, yet? lol

I want to play ho-ku! I'm going to find some porn and make ho-ku.

 

[karmadog]

Have you been neutered, yet?

No, but I don't want to have a litter runnin' round the doghouse, so I probably should be. Imagine a bunch of me in the world, getting caught by the catcher, humping legs, digging up yards. Eew! Not a pretty thought.

Anyhow, I forgot one.

On a misty hill
the tubercles of Venus
reach for the sunlight.

Tubercles are nodes or protrusions. I had to look it up. What the hell were they doing using a word like that on a pornsite for. I suspect that whoever wrote that tag was a non english speaker and used babelfish. Very strange.

 

[WickedEve]

From a Lit Banner:
just one crazy guy
sexing up suburban moms.
know where your mom is?

Well, that's all I came up with.
Hey, kdog. Where do I find online porn? lol

 

[karmadog]

Check your box!

I sent you a good one. I didn't want to put it on the board because they aren't linked with Lit.

 

[WickedEve]

I checked. I'm going there next. But until then:

Pfil and Pamila
in full swing, doing bugs like
there's no tomorrow.


vaginal fisting,
lesbian fucksluts shove it
up to the elbow.


Hardcore uncensored
tentacle monster orgy.
Hentai bondage sex!

 

[karmadog]

two more

Eve, I particularly liked "vaginal fisting".

Jenny was homeless
"Room and Board for Sex at Mike's!"
Saved by a pervert

Fat girls need love too.
So Billy humped a huge one.
Big love on large bed.

Poetry is all around us. What a world.

 

[WickedEve]

kdog, I'm seeing your sweeter, gentler side. Thanks for pointing out the poetry in porn.

 

[WickedEve]

The dirty old man
picks up fresh babes from the streets,
or just anywhere.

Cute girlfriends next door
in naked showers, hot tubs,
shoot amateur videos.

Real housewives get caught
with mailman, neighbors, and more.
Horny Homemakers.

Catch average girls
having real sex never seen.
Tons of fast movies.