~Ho Ho Ho~ (Poetry)

[My Erotic Tale]

Christmas Poems are for Christmas time....


Rotic, the erotic elf
by My Erotic Tail ©

Now santa knows what little girls like.
Toys that will please them in the night.
So he had an elf that made the erotic
and his name is, "Rotic."

This little elf made sensual gifts,
that gave boys and girls a sexual lift.
From vibrators to dilos that grew and grew.
But tucked away no body knew..

Now Mrs. Clause made her rounds one day.
Was toying with elves in the reindeers hay.
When one let it slip, about Rotic's gifts.
She waited round untill his shift.

She asked him about his variety of toys.
Said she was tired of little elf boys.
So Rotic showed his display.
And Mrs.Clause had a field day.

She tried them all one at a time.
Then she tryed them twice in a line.
Needless to say she could hardly walk.
Told little Rotic it was all his fault.

Now Santas secret is out and about.
Every one screaming and some of them shout.
About little Rotic and his toys.
So put them on your list girls and boys.

 

[RhymeFairy]

tha mood has yet to strike
all my toys
have taken flight
I wanna run after,
shout down tha mountain
merry chase, tha merry
go round.
good gurl am I
well,
hell no
I wanna suck
and climb Santa
like a spider on tha wall.
I am gonna make him squall.
so give me a wish
two or three
for good gurl,
I neva wanna be ...



Umm thinkin' I aint no ho ~!!!
betcha I could make'm go
Ho Ho Ho ~



winks n grins * Heheheheh

OK, So I am bad. I wanted to play. I have.
Not great but was fun !!

 

[My Erotic Tale]

jingle balls
by My Erotic Tail ©

jingled the bell
with a naughty grin
all the pretty girls
came running
mistletoe hung
off the brim of my hat
I kissed as many
as my lips would smack

layed on a bed
of candy cane red
swirls of caressing
fingers tread
wet warm lips
at the north pole
flushed cheeks
smile a glow

eyes open
ceiling fan showed
dreaming of christmas
I suppose
I can't help but smile
whispers between my ears
'jingled your balls'
merry christmas dear~

 

[My Erotic Tale]

Santa, I've been good
by My Erotic Tail ©

Santa wants to know If I've been
naughty or nice??

Honest Santa Ive been good.
See my pecker's hard as wood.
Haven't used it in a year.
People think Im turning queer.

See my balls all swollen blue.
Been so long , sperms probably glue.
Havent touched it, honest man!
Wet spots in bed are from dreamin.

So if Santa wants to know,
If I'm naughty or nice, ho ho ho?
Well I've been nice as you know.
But next year I'm filling lots of holes.

 

[Guest]

Santa didn't ask my kids
what they wanted for Christmas
when they sat on his lap, so
I said it's my turn, take a picture
of me with Santa, too.

I gained a few pounds
from all the yummy cookies
and plopped my big tushy
straight between his legs
and he screamed ouchy,
ho, ho, and raised his half
white and black eyebrow.

I waited to be asked about
my presents and received
a candy cane, not very happy
that I had to reach down in the
bucket to get my own, but my
pay back worked out well because

my booty was in his face
and I lost balance, fell back,
and we both landed on the floor.



("Santa's" aren't the same anymore!)

 

[My Erotic Tale]

Santa didn't ask my kids
what they wanted for Christmas
when they sat on his lap, so
I said it's my turn, take a picture
of me with Santa, too.

I gained a few pounds
from all the yummy cookies
and plopped my big tushy
straight between his legs
and he screamed ouchy,
ho, ho, and raised his half
white and black eyebrow.

I waited to be asked about
my presents and received
a candy cane, not very happy
that I had to reach down in the
bucket to get my own, but my
pay back worked out well because

my booty was in his face
and I lost balance, fell back,
and we both landed on the floor.



("Santa's" aren't the same anymore!)

hehehe Ho Ho Ho ....that was a fun read saldne....thanks


merry christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours

 

[Guest]

hehehe Ho Ho Ho ....that was a fun read saldne....thanks


merry christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours

Ditto, my dear!

I need to add more to that because it is half true. I was real angry about him not asking what they wanted for Christmas. Shame on him. This happened in 2002. The Santas these days! Argh!

Ahh! I remember when I was small and believed in Santa Clause. Then one Christmas Eve my step father was carrying presents from upstairs to downstairs in his RED jogging suit. I was the last room before you got to the steps. I saw him, thought it was Santa and went running to hug him. *sniffle* What a disappointment!

 

[My Erotic Tale]

Ditto, my dear!

I need to add more to that because it is half true. I was real angry about him not asking what they wanted for Christmas. Shame on him. This happened in 2002. The Santas these days! Argh!

Ahh! I remember when I was small and believed in Santa Clause. Then one Christmas Eve my step father was carrying presents from upstairs to downstairs in his RED jogging suit. I was the last room before you got to the steps. I saw him, thought it was Santa and went running to hug him. *sniffle* What a disappointment!

I lived on the Air Force Base at the age of 9 (Panama) and the base had a Santa come around to all the homes and visit the kids. I had to whisper to Santa that his pillow was showing, of course I was told that Santa was busy and that this guy was an elf helping Santa. I said, "Bullshit" he's to tall"...well a spanking later and mouth washed out with soap, I went to bed thinking Santa had me on his bad list only to find out he got me a new bike that year for being such an observant child <laughing>...god, I hadnt thought about that in years...

 

[Guest]

awww, memories.

 

[ewopper]

Santa awoke Christmas Eve morning
to a familiar voice moaning and groaning
looking across the room he was suprised to see
Mrs. Santa moaning and groaning so passionately

looking down between her legshe could see
Leroy the elf eating her out hungrily
Mrs. Santa began crying and sobbing
as her full figured body began bucking and throbbing

yes daddy, she moaned take me there
to that magical beautiful place where
I can fly without reindeer or sleigh
like calgon Leroy... take me away

Santa's pole stood fully north
and he mounted her from the back of course
while Leroy dipped his dipstick in her front hole
and Mrs. Santa went crazy from the two poles

rubbing against her thin membrane
literally threatening to drive her insane
Ohhhh ... yes she shouted give me what I need
the two of them together fulfilled her need

as orgasmic ripples caused her to cry out
oh yess baby yes this is what I'm talking 'bout
they exploded in unison before blacking out
coming to Santa and Leroy felt their future in doubt

for Mrs. santa stood over them with sawed off shotgun
saying no one leaves here until I come
again and again and again
Santa protested but it was in vain

under the threat of losing his life
Santa obeyed the commands of his wife
and so did Leroy too
but there was nothing they could do

it's a known fact Santa only comes once a year
so to clear up the mystery here
this is one Christmas Santa won't come
he's having sex at the threat of a gun

H. Wilson

 

[cward2]

The Last Fuck Before Christmas

Twilight unwrapped
the velvet sky
which twinkled as a
frozen spider wove
its web

mothers waited
for the big S to arrive
not to give him
mincepies and sherry
but a christmas cracker
instead;

they loved
the way it exploded,
filling their mouths
with joy

climbing Santa's
sleigh was delightful
especially when they
made Santa's nose
glow when he came

 

[My Erotic Tale]

she rode the north pole
to warm her soul
then sucked all the jingle balls
lil elf ovals and pix's

every toy she used for sex
most of them had gotten wet
candy cane rams
and dashing snow slams

she melted frosty
fucking his nose and body
a winter sex kitten in oz
no! it's just mrs claus

 

[ewopper]

The Real Santa

I was only five at the time
I saw the true Santa, blowing my mind
he didn't come down the chimney, but in the front door
giving my little eyes more than they bargained for

as Momma met him in sexy negligee'
behaving in such a peculiar way
falling to her knees his pants she unzipped
pulling out his north pole she began to suck it

my little heart beat at a rapid pace
while Santa moaned with a dreamy look on his face
and unless I forgot to mention
my little soldier too stood at attention

pushing him down on the sofa she climbed on his lap
and it scared me how they went at each other like that
the sounds and faces they made were frightening
but what I was seeing was enlightening

after seeing this I couldn't wait to get grown
to find a mrs. Santa to call my own
but the part of all this that was so sad
I found out the real Santa was only my dad

H. Wilson

 

[My Erotic Tale]

juggling christmas tree ornaments
kissung girls under the mistletoe
and dashing through the snow ...naked

setting up a wet bar on the roof for santa
and a shovel in case the riendeer poop
dancing on christmas eve with egg nog juice

shaking presents to guess what's inside
eating till my stomache hurts
then sleeping till the magic morning

 

[My Erotic Tale]

"So, this is Christmas?"

 

[My Erotic Tale]

jingle bells
Batman swelled
and catwoman gave him head

 

[Guest]

jingle bells
Batman swelled
and catwoman gave him head

he blew his load
she swallowed whole
and then their love began

(I know. It should've been love first. Ha!)

 

[My Erotic Tale]

he blew his load
she swallowed whole
and then their love began

(I know. It should've been love first. Ha!)

<grin>

dashing through the snow
with an old town 'ho'
the horses she wanted to rode
christmas was really really cold
at the notyh pole

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

<grin>

dashing through the snow
with an old town 'ho'
the horses she wanted to rode
christmas was really really cold
at the notyh pole

she came to see Saint Nick,
and not for candy canes.
yes, she wants to lick,
but more so suck his dick.

so that is what she did;
the north pole ho she was.
too bad for her large jaws
she got thrown out on four paws!

(Gee, did I just turn her into a dog? LOL! Off meter, off rhyme, but fun! I killed sal forever. She got on my nerves.)

 

[My Erotic Tale]

she came to see Saint Nick,
and not for candy canes.
yes, she wants to lick,
but more so suck his dick.

so that is what she did;
the north pole ho she was.
too bad for her large jaws
she got thrown out on four paws!

(Gee, did I just turn her into a dog? LOL! Off meter, off rhyme, but fun! I killed sal forever. She got on my nerves.)

laughing my ass off....nice one christina
where ya been? the north pole <smile>
good to see ya hun...merry christmas to you and yours

 

[ewopper]

At This Wonderful Time of Year

Mrs. Santa's baby sister came one day
with her and Santa for a weekly stay
she was very pretty and quite petite
quiet and shy and somewhat unique

unique in that she was a nympho
giving new meaning to ho ho ho
for she fucked and sucked in a way so bold
everything that looked like a penis at the north pole

even Santa himself wasn't exempt
which left Mrs. Santa with much discontent
for her baby sister now fully grown
was building a reputation, that was hers alone

leaders from all around the world
was coming to meet Santa land's most famous girl
and to experience her unique brand of holiday cheer
which all agreed was the best anywhere

in one week this lovely flower in bloom
had seen more cocks than a urinal in a men's room
but at week's end she finally went away
leaving all males wishing she would stay

but she was taking her show on the road
wanting to experience the many loads
she would receive of holiday cheer
at this wonderful time of year

 

[My Erotic Trail]

"Unit 6, please respond to a disturbance in the alley between 4th and vine," the dispatch relay.

"10-4, unit 6 responding,"

Unit six pulled into the alley and parked his patrol car while getting out and seeing Santa and a happy hooker making ...hookey!

"Excuse me sir," The Police Officer KINDLY SAID.

"Just a minute sonny," Santa said while pumping his north pole into this slightly attractive madame of the alley. His rapid humping soon came to an end and Santa stepped back wards and buttoned up his pants. "What can I do for you officer?"

"Well, Santa you know it is against the law to solicite a madame of the alley," the officer proclaimed.

"I wasn't soliciting her Sir," Santa said. "I was making love to my girl friend while she is on her break."

The officer concidered his reply and said, "Okay, but you can't do that in public."

"Okay officer, I will take that into advisement," Santa replied. The officer left and Santa went into the department store's back door waving at the madame of the alley, "Ho Ho Ho"

 

[ewopper]

jingle bells
Batman swelled
and catwoman gave him head

Superman took in hand
his rod made of steel
O'my God squealed Lana Lang
while Lois Lane squealed... Unreal!!!

 

[My Erotic Trail]

dancer danced
while prancer pranced
vixen was vixen-izing
and cupid was dishing out love
comet shot by in a blink of an eye
Donner was the vixen victim
dasher dashed love powder all around
blitzen blitz a slit
Rudolph's nose glowed as he rose

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

dancer danced
while prancer pranced
vixen was vixen-izing
and cupid was dishing out love
comet shot by in a blink of an eye
Donner was the vixen victim
dasher dashed love powder all around
blitzen blitz a slit
Rudolph's nose glowed as he rose

<chuckles> This was a cute tongue twister.