HMS Cupido.

[Admiral Horatio]

Welcome aboard my ship.

Book yourselves a cabin and enjoy the cruise.

We will be travelling the oceans of the world, stopping at new ports occasionally, as the urge takes us.

Anything goes aboard ship, there are areas for relaxing, chatting, and playing.

The lifeboats are manned at all times, and the Admirals door is always open.

Anchors away, lets see whats out there!

 

[Admiral Horatio]

Leaving Southampton

Our ship gets a tremendous send off as she sails out of Southampton, our home port.

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[Kissophile]

That's quite a fine vessel you've got there, Admiral.

I'll book a good stateroom, on the starboard if you please. I trust there will be plenty of room for a companion (if she chooses to join) and some play?

Will we be sailing to the west or to the south as we leave Southampton?

 

[Admiral Horatio]

That's quite a fine vessel you've got there, Admiral.

I'll book a good stateroom, on the starboard if you please. I trust there will be plenty of room for a companion (if she chooses to join) and some play?

Will we be sailing to the west or to the south as we leave Southampton?

Welcome aboard fine sir...there's plenty of room aboard.

On our maiden voyage i believe we shall be heading to the east coast of the americas, check out a little golf tournament thats happening over there.

 

[Kissophile]

Welcome aboard fine sir...there's plenty of room aboard.

On our maiden voyage i believe we shall be heading to the east coast of the americas, check out a little golf tournament thats happening over there.

I hope she is built smartly enough for the St. Lawrence River then. That little golf tournament is about 1,000 miles in from the east coast.

 

[Admiral Horatio]

I hope she is built smartly enough for the St. Lawrence River then. That little golf tournament is about 1,000 miles in from the east coast.

State of the art systems enabling us to traverse the smallest and shallowest rivers.

I believe we can enter the great lakes and sail for Michigan.

 

[Kissophile]

State of the art systems enabling us to traverse the smallest and shallowest rivers.

I believe we can enter the great lakes and sail for Michigan.

I suggest turning right when you get to those "rapids" near the town of Niagara, Ontario.

 

[Admiral Horatio]

I suggest turning right when you get to those "rapids" near the town of Niagara, Ontario.

That piddling little stream, we shall easily navigate that.

Fancy a game of i spy while we clear the english channel?

 

[Cathleen]

Sounds like a lovely cruise, may I come along for the Ryder....er ride!

 

[Admiral Horatio]

Sounds like a lovely cruise, may I come along for the Ryder....er ride!

Welcome about Madame, please make yourself at home.

There will be a safety briefing on the main deck at 0800 hours tomorrow.

 

[Cathleen]

I think this stateroom will do nicely for me.........

I'm sure I'll be available for that meeting tomorrow morning!

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[Admiral Horatio]

I think this stateroom will do nicely for me.........

I'm sure I'll be available for that meeting tomorrow morning!

http://www.cruise2.com/images/Cabins-Q1.jpg

I see you chose one of the smaller rooms, may i suggest an upgrade?

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[Cathleen]

I see you chose one of the smaller rooms, may i suggest an upgrade?

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Why thank you! My goodness! That is far more space than I need, perhaps it could be shared among the travelers?

 

[Pengy]

Mighty fine vessel you have here Admiral, may i just welcome you to Lit.

Is there any chance that you could drop me of in the Antarctic if your going that way?

 

[Admiral Horatio]

Mighty fine vessel you have here Admiral, may i just welcome you to Lit.

Is there any chance that you could drop me of in the Antarctic if your going that way?

Welcome aboard Pengy, its good to have you here.

I'm sure we will be passing that way during our voyage, in the mean time, please feel free to enjoy the ship and all it has to offer.

Cat, there are plenty of rooms like that throughout the vessel, and some far more lavish.

 

[Pengy]

Welcome aboard Pengy, its good to have you here.

I'm sure we will be passing that way during our voyage, in the mean time, please feel free to enjoy the ship and all it has to offer.

Cat, there are plenty of rooms like that throughout the vessel, and some far more lavish.

Thanks Admiral, i'm a good swimmer so no problems if i go overboard.

Did someone mention a game of i spy, i love i spy?

 

[Admiral Horatio]

Thanks Admiral, i'm a good swimmer so no problems if i go overboard.

Did someone mention a game of i spy, i love i spy?

Ok bear in mind we are on board ship, out at sea.

I spy with my little i something beginning with W.

 

[Noor]

How about dropping by Minnesota? Two harbors or Duluth would be fine.

 

[Admiral Horatio]

How about dropping by Minnesota? Two harbors or Duluth would be fine.

Welcome aboard Noor, that can certainly be arranged, is that anywhere near Michigan our current destination?

 

[Pengy]

Ok bear in mind we are on board ship, out at sea.

I spy with my little i something beginning with W.

Water

Hi Noor

 

[Cathleen]

Welcome aboard Pengy, its good to have you here.

I'm sure we will be passing that way during our voyage, in the mean time, please feel free to enjoy the ship and all it has to offer.

Cat, there are plenty of rooms like that throughout the vessel, and some far more lavish.

Admiral I am a lady of few needs ~ my stateroom is more then enough, thank you.



Hello to fellow passengers Pengy and Noor!

 

[Admiral Horatio]

Incorrect Mr Pengy

Lady Cathleen, what ever makes you comfortable, but please do call on me if you require anything further.

 

[Noor]

Welcome aboard Noor, that can certainly be arranged, is that anywhere near Michigan our current destination?

Well you could pass the upper pensula to get here. Here's a map of the lakes for you. Its from the circle tour route, you know about circles?, tightcircles, perhaps?

 

[Noor]

Incorrect Mr Pengy

waves?

 

[Kissophile]

I see you chose one of the smaller rooms, may i suggest an upgrade?

http://www.castle-hotel-daun.com/hotel-rooms-room-rates/rezeption-290_01.jpg

Admiral, I see you offered Cate a fine little room. I have modest needs, so this will do just fine. Please have the steward set in a case each of Laphroiag, Macallan 18 year, and Grand Marnier.

I like fresh flowers (as does my companion), so if your steward can also find a few roses that would be dandy.

Oh and one last thing: could you have a darts board installed (soft-tip type, please)? I like a new challenge whenever I set out on such a journey and I think it's time to learn how to throw.