hmmm

[green_rook]

Seems this was a wayward post. Any mods feel like deleting it?

Many apologies.

 

[Ulyssa]

Wayward Posts...

,,,sometimes take on a life of their own.

Of course they may be meaningless lives, but that's all part of the chances we take.

 

[takingchances42]

You like taking chances?

What a fascinating if somewhat wayward development...

 

[wildsweetone]

Ohhhhhh goodie!!!

I love it when a post goes wayward. The mysterious, the uninitiated, the cool... how unpredictable!

A whole new world is out there just waiting for this thread...

 

[its Leslie]

Yeah and being this high on the list it means people like me notice it heheh.

Ya know this is a good spot to ask "why hasn't anyone asked me about my image off to the left?", I thought for sure someone would have inquired by now.

 

[damppanties]

Obediently...

"What's your image off to the left?"


"Why is your image what it is?"
"When did you put it up?"
"Why are you expecting someone to ask you about it?"


-DP.

 

[its Leslie]

It is a Flammpanzerkampfwagen III (thats a German word, but I suspect most will see that).

I put it up hmmm couple of weeks back at least (my previous image was just a test image while learning about Avatars on other Forums on other sites).
I have since learned about all I need now to get an image to conform to size restrictions.

Chose that image because of a silly thread I was following on a wargamer site actually. The thread was on the subject of "what ifs" ie historical alternatives.

I had made the mistake of saying a dumb idea was a dumb idea essentially. And then this self proclaimed troll showed up.

Well trolls hate fire (any fan of games like Dungeons and Dragons knows you fight trolls with fire).

So I thought hmmmm trolls...fire...Flame throwing tanks (made sense to me at least).
That and my first ever PBEM game (that's played by email game for non gamers), was getting really trashed by these same darn tanks (my opponent had two of them and he was really trashing me). So they were quite fresh in my mind.

So I fished out the counter that the image is from (its a wargame that is not a computer game but a board game) out of my collection and scanned it.

So Literotca trolls beware, Leslie has a flame throwing tank handy heheh.

I had thought the image was sooooooo outside of what might be considered atypical for a site devoted to writing and erotica.

But while a pic of myself masturbating might be more closer to the Lit me, I don't have any such sort of pic handy heheh (hey it ain't very big, but it's at least beyond the limits of 150 by 150 pixels heheh).

 

[Svenskaflicka]

This is like a wall in a public restroom - anyone can doodle something on the walls!

SVENSKAFLICKA WAS HERE

FENG SHUI RULES

EUROPEANS DO IT IN UNIONS

...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Okey, okey, I WILL go to bed now! Night-night, feloow Litians!!!

 

[damppanties]

Thank you Les, I really needed to know that!

-DP.

 

[NoJo]

EIEIO

DP,
Loved the poem! I printed it out for my son. It's his favorite song.

 

[damppanties]

lolz, thanks for the appreciation. how old is your son? and actually, it suits your daughter more... if you know what i mean.

-DP.

p.s: i hope you voted. i'm on a 'get ppl to vote on my work' crusade nowadays.

 

[NoJo]

I voted, DP. five big ones, what else? If I had a daughter, I'm not so sure whethr I would let her know about modern farming practices. I'd like her to end up vegetarian, like Lisa Simpson.

 

[damppanties]

Dear Joe,
Do you live here???

Thanks for the five, you're a darlin'

-DP.

 

[NoJo]

Dear Joe,
Do you live here???

Thanks for the five, you're a darlin'

-DP.

I'm working on my PC a lot at the moment, so whenever I get a mail, I jump on. I know, I know, I'm a sad geek. I'm sad, but I'm happy in my geekdom.

 

[wildsweetone]

I voted, DP. five big ones, what else? If I had a daughter, I'm not so sure whethr I would let her know about modern farming practices. I'd like her to end up vegetarian, like Lisa Simpson.

that rang a bell...

***
I love shopping at the fruit and vegetable store. It's over the road from the library, so not much of an inconvenience.

I called in, grabbed my wallet and the nearest trolley. You know the kind, they have four wheels which want to race to all four corners of the shop at the same time. Oh and of course, one of them squeaks.

I pushed it ahead of me, stopping at various produce items and ticking them off my list. Oh yeah, I need a list nowadays, something to do with that menopause thing. Often can't remember what I had for dinner the night before, little own what groceries to buy. So, the list, the wallet, the trolley and I collided our way around the shop.

Bananas, laid belly up of course. A magazine said belly up means you're available. Like the flower behind the ear thing. Though I can never remember which ear.

Bag of potatoes, a necessity for a growing family.

Next lettuce, those novelty ones. They look so pretty and taste foul, but that doesn't matter, so long as it looks good on the plate. Right?

I picked over the carrots. Holding each one, checking it for length, thickness, bending it a little for freshness. Nothing quite like a good strong carrot, know what I mean?.

Courgettes. You know them as zucchinis. Those green things that grow into marrows, great big things that don't fit in the fridge never mind anywhere else. Half a dozen ought to be enough.

Mushrooms and broccoli went into the trolley. Apples and Californian oranges, yum.

On the whole, the checkout was pretty painless.

Oh, please remind me to take the carrots out of the fridge an hour before I need them. Maybe I should write myself a note for that..

***

 

[its Leslie]

I prefer the way I deal with eating....

"Mary I'm hungry....."

"What do you want?"

"I don't know,..... something"

"Something" always seems to show up heheh.