Hmmm..Wonder which party I like?

[crystalhunting]

Which Party do you like?" - Rated R

A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the
2-party system.
Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren't
making much of
a showing this year. So the editors at Shagmail have
created a list
of the Top Ten independent political parties we'd like
to see in the
next election.

10. The Crack Party... We're split down the middle.

9. The Mouth Party... And you're invited to cum.

9. The Gay/NRA Party... We're here, we're queer. YOU
GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?

7. The Pity Party... C'mon, we never win anything.
Vote for us once,
will ya?

6. The Private Party... No comment.

5. The Cocktail Party... Cock and Tail - does it get
any better than
this?

4. The Search Party... Looking for members.

3. The Keg Party... Dude, we could so totally run the
country.

2. Non-partisan party... We believe in what you
believe in.

And the number 1 independent political party we'd like
to see:

1. The Beaver Party... Oh, forget it - we've already
got Bush.

 

[GuyJD]

I think I'll go with the Private Party....formerly known as the Non-Socialist Party.

 

[crystalhunting]

hahahahahahaahahahahahhaahh....Thats what we need around here.....some humor.





CH

 

[*bratcat*]

I'd go with the Private Party...

 

[cymbidia]

You forgot the Black and Blue Party for those of us who just want to play with the symbols of Dominance and submission.