Hmmm...How about fucking a hero or a villain?

[DeepGreenEyes]

Yes. This is a blatant ripoff of Betticus' wildly successful sleeper hit thread "Would you fuck a zombie?" I was discussing it with a litster with whom I'm acquainted, and while I confessed that there weren't any monsters I'd want to fuck, I would definitely do...

elastigirl.

Yep.

She mentioned the pretzel-like bondage eek ). If you could keep her contained, of course (and I'm open to ideas on that). Not to mention the serious kegeling (Oh, Mr. Incredible, you lucky fucker!).

So, while it doesn't contain the decaying flesh conundrum of the zombies, I ask you, what hero or villain would you most want to fuck, and why?

 

[graceanne]

Wolverine.

Cause he's got and all grr-y.

 

[StrayKat]

Any, as long as he has broad muscular shoulders, yummy ass, decent cock and doesnt talk too much.
Ok, I prefer blue, gray or green eyes

 

[00Syd]

Wolverine.

Cause he's got and all grr-y.

That's what I was gonna say!

 

[sereneone4u]

Heroes-Wolverine

Villians-bad Spiderman

 

[subish2009]

Wolverine.

Cause he's got and all grr-y.

That's what I was gonna say!

Great, kinked minds think alike...I've wanted him for YEARS!

 

[graceanne]

That's what I was gonna say!

Too bad! I said it first!

Great, kinked minds think alike...I've wanted him for YEARS!

I think he was mentioned several times on the 'what famous person do you think is a dominant' (or something like that) thread.

 

[graceanne]

I think that doom guy from the fantastic four is kinda hot.

 

[sb2009]

I would fuck Syler from Heroes seven times from Sunday.

 

[CutieMouse]

Iron Man... Okay so specifically the Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man...

(Totally helpless against the whole brilliant arrogant bastard thing.)

 

[BiBunny]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. My dream man from the first time I saw that movie when I was pretty young. That character is my idea of the uber-Dom: strong, Southern gentleman who cleans up well, but is quite capable of doing useful shit (so not a sissy) and being a badass. Kurt Russell's portrayal of Wyatt Earp was pretty hot in that movie, too, as was Sam Elliot's character.

 

[Anitriks]

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[MisterSir]

Good - I had a thing for Shadowcat dating back to before the first movie was even released, and they cast actresses steadily cuter from there on, culminating in Ellen Page. I've mentioned before that there are certain people for whom I will watch anything they're in, and she happens to be one. Good job too, because X-Men 3 was awful.
Bad - Similarly, Harley Quinn was juuuust on the tolerable side of batshit bonkers from the comics and the animated series, then Arkham Asylum came out and put her in a "nurse's" outfit that just defies belief. It was like a secret test of character for Bats, like "press Y to punch Harley in the face and have your way with her body while you're unconscious!" Would totally have failed that.

 

[where]

wolverine. big broad and hairy. yummy.

or batman...

 

[AbiNormyl]

I have to go with the consensus and say wolverine.

Don't know if he would be considered a hero or not but I would also do Riker in Star Trek Next Generation; and Worf....mmmm Worf.

 

[Cattypuss]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. My dream man from the first time I saw that movie when I was pretty young. That character is my idea of the uber-Dom: strong, Southern gentleman who cleans up well, but is quite capable of doing useful shit (so not a sissy) and being a badass. Kurt Russell's portrayal of Wyatt Earp was pretty hot in that movie, too, as was Sam Elliot's character.

Yup, with you on all of that.

I'd actually do Indiana Jones too.

And Clint Eastwood when he gets all mean at the end of Unforgiven.

 

[subish2009]

Aragorn

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I have to go with the consensus and say wolverine.

Don't know if he would be considered a hero or not but I would also do Riker in Star Trek Next Generation; and Worf....mmmm Worf.

I'd say if I can tie down and fuck elastigirl - animated, pixared elastigirl - then almost anything is fair game, Abi.

And damn. Wolverine has more superpowers than I thought.

 

[StrayKat]

Geez you are all so picky, you make me feel so easy

 

[neci]

He-Man
but the bad hair cut would have to go. i'll be back on the villain. i am leaning toward the Joker, but i'm not quite sure.... hmmmmm...

 

[tcook]

Jean Grey from X-Men

 

[Ravenwind]

One word: Legolas.

 

[DiscusDave]

Heroines.....

The original Pink Power Ranger, Kimberly (played by Amy Jo Johnson). She single handedly put me into puberty early.

Villains.....

Malificent from Sleeping Beauty. Definitely best female villion

 

[jenniferbaby]

Wolverine.

Cause he's got and all grr-y.

This.

Heroes-Wolverine

Villians-bad Spiderman

And this too.

Good Spiderman is hot too. I've grown a very large crush on Toby Maguire in recent years.

 

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