Hiya Lit!

Mell0wM0nk

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I have been posting a lot recently on here, and have made a few nice friends.
Today however, I am feeling rather naughty, and would love a woman to spend some time with me. I'd like it to start with some mindless banter, flirting and maybe move on to the naughtier stuff if we feel like it.
To be honest i am also feeling a bit lonely today, idk why. So if you just wanna have a few laughs, some witty repartee or looking to meet people from other cultures and are curious about their everyday lives, post here, PM me w/e .

I am a 25 M from somewhere in asia, love to listen to music (mostly oldskool), love tarantino movies, and trying to learn how to play a guitar in my spare time . I love video games as well, and play MOBA and PS3 games. Really into the curvy ladies (as u can tell from my posting history), but that doesnt mean its limited to them.
See my profile for more info.
Hope the kind ladies on here flood my inbox :)
 
Oh great!

Nice to meet you! I also love listening to music, watching films (mostly epic ones), read books (and write some stories) and play some video games. This post doesn't mean you can send me a PM since, ahem, I may be busy later (tonight) playing Pokemon on VBA. :eek: :eek:
 
Resuscitating Thread with knock knock joke!

Knock knock
Who's there ?
Cows go
Cows go who ?
Nope, Cows go Moo.

Really bored at work at the moment, wouldn't mind any sort of PM.
 
mindless banter seems easy enough. I love to meet new people here so I'm sending a PM
 
I'll admit it, I chuckled..

Haha, I am glad!

Ladies, bump this thread sometimes instead of just PMing me, will help me keep it on the front page =D

Still looking for that steady chat partner with whom I can connect. Met a couple interesting ladies from last weeks bump, but things have been slow. Gonna be at home this saturday night, would love to see some PMs when I open my Lit account tonight!

Bonus Joke :

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

no love for anti jokes ?
Bump it up.

This thread always gets me casual chat partners. Looking for a more steady partner who is online at least 2-3 times a week. Preferably curvy, sense of humor is always good. I just like to be a lil flirty, and love a nice tease.
 
havent jerked off in 3 days! and thats a lot for me haha... right now even the slightest erotic thing is getting me hard, and i probably wont last more than 10 strokes. But i want to chat with someone who is really dirty and keeps me hard for 4-5 hours before letting me cum. if any of u ladies have some time on your hands , feel free to Pm me!
 
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