Historical Handles

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oy. It's a slow day.

Cheri mentioned Sarte on another thread, wondering what he'd make of the Internet. I tried to come up with a funny user name for him, but I couldn't, but I did think of a few other historical personalities that would dig the web, and what their puerile handles would be:

George Washington: SleepsAnywhere
Charlie Chaplin: LittleTramp
Babe Ruth: SultanOfTwat
Jesus of Nazareth: MakeYouSeeGod
Cleopatra: BiteMyAsp
Alexander the Great: AlexanderTheGreat

and

Sigmund Freud: MotherFucker

 

[Patryn]

Jesus Dixon, you must be bored.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Just call me Dixon.

 

[scylis]

so.. there's Jesus Christ, Jesus Payne, Jesus Dixon, and Jesus Martinez...
what's next?!?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

An Aaron Spelling Drama?

 

[Bliss]

See what you started, Daddy!

 

[Mensa]

Correct me if I'm wrong.

so.. there's Jesus Christ, Jesus Payne, Jesus Dixon, and Jesus Martinez...
what's next?!?

Isn't that the starting line-up of the Dominican Republic's national baseball team??LOL

 

[CreamyLady]

Electra: DaddysLilGrrl
Lilith: TopCat
Priapus: BigDick

 

[Boo]

Dixon Carter Lee:

How about Jean-PaulVoid?

Friend of mine sent me the Jean-Paul Sartre cookbook in an e-mail a while back. Since you are so bored...take a peek. Might try one of his Denver omlettes for supper.

http://www.icemcfd.com/wayne/sartre-cookbook.html

Boo

 

[Cheri]

Dixon, I am flattered. I didn't think anybody read my ramblings. Heck, I couldn't even get a rise out of Jeff when I commented on his picture. So to mark this auspicious occasion, I hauled out some old college texts and came up with a few handles...
Ben Franklin: DarkMeat
Emily Dickinson: ShyGirl
Jack Kerouac: Roadrunner
Ernest Hemingway: Malboroman
Anais Nin: Boredhousewife
Sarte: Cipher
Aristotle: DrKnow
Picasso: DaBull
Virginia Woolf: Edgygrrl
John Calvin: he'd be too busy protesting to get on here and read this filth
Still thinking about Socrates, Shakespeare and Mozart.


[Edited by Cheri on 08-21-2000 at 08:38 PM]

 

[Skibum]

Socrates- Rearender
Shakespeare- Avonman
Mozart- Wolfie

 

[Silverlily]

Attila the Hun - OnlyOnHorseback
Joan of Arc - HotVirgin
Paul Revere - LateNiteScreamer

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Man you guys must be bored LOL

 

[Flagg]

Who is Sarte?

 

[Slut_boy]

He is my favourite little thinker of all time. He was a French philosopher and novelist who was born around the turn of the century and died about 20 years ago. He was a socialist and maintained that Classical Marxism and Existentialism were complimentary in their critique of society and the aim to express political liberty and the freedoms inherent in human nature - he wrote mostly on whether or not man is indeed a 'free spirit' or whether there in fact is no such thing as 'free will' at all, but rather a predetermined existence.

He was truly a great mind. He also wrote many short stories. if you can your hands on anything that he wrote then I am sure that you'll find it a real treat.

 

[Flagg]

I could have sworn it was spelt "Sartre". I am familiar with him but thought that "Sarte" was perhaps someone else.

I too enjoyed his work Slut_Boy.

 

[Havocman]

Or How About These...

Still thinking about Socrates, Shakespeare and Mozart.

Socrates- Rearender
Shakespeare- Avonman
Mozart- Wolfie


Socrates- FreakyGreeky
Shakespeare- WillyShakes
Mozart- PervertedPenist

Just a thought....

Havoc

 

[Weird Harold]

Brutus = Backstabber
Julius Caeser = Vini
J. S. Bach = Musicman
Brahams = Sandman

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL. Sorry Flagg - there I am running off saying something already known - just because I missed the 'spelling' error. Oops, subtle things can get lost on me *slaps himself on the side of the head* LOL

How, by the way, how's ya butt Flaggman? *laughs*

 

[Flagg]

*sigh*

 

[Gingersnap]

Offering Flagg the official BB donut and sitz bath with Deborah's Face on them and administering 150mg of demerol IM. Nice to see you back Flagg.

 

[Gingersnap]

Ben Webster-The Rapper

The Pope- I See

JFK Jr- Sky Pilot

Zeus- Thunder Asunder

Hera-Martha Stewart

T Rooseveldt- Rough Rider

FDR- Skateboarder

Dickie Nickson-King dickie

Spiro Agnew-WHO?

 

[Cheri]

Sorry Flagg, didn't see the typo.
(muttering under breath..."like he couldn't have just said you spelled that wrong...")

 

[Flagg]

I wasn't trying to be a wise ass! Honest!

I had a sneaking suspicion that it was spelt wrong but then I figured it could be someone else or even me spelling it wrong (which was an unlikely event I admit)

Kudos for even knowing who he is!

 

[Cheri]

So everyone tell me is this a first? Flagg apologizing? Should I be flattered?