Hired Guns - Second Try

[angie girl]

I might be wrong, but I think I brought this up a long time ago as a thread, but it seems like I did not get very meaningful responses. So I am stupo enough to try again.

Once again I was at a party. With people who I would think, especially affer a few drinks or whatever, would be willing to share. Must have been 15 or more guys, ages like 25 to 50.

Somebody was laughing about 900 sex call commercials late at night (my bed mate sleeps badly and sees them too) and also about how there are 500 listings for 'escort services' in the yellow pages of a conservative midwest city and not one listing for 'whores'. Who are they kidding? the D.A.?

But my real point is, and I would be shitty enough to ask this, at the party when I asked if any guys had ever shared the services of a 900 girl or an 'escort', every single one stidently said no, never, no never.

OK. Give guys.

There are what? 5 million girls out there making a living? doing you know what? but no guy, supposedly not one single guy I have ever met, has been entertained by such girls.

Are the girls all entertaining each other? are girls pretending to be whores as an image boosting thing? they get busted and bailed for fun?

Some guy, please, tell me yes, I broke down and called that 900 number at 3:23 a.m. or yes, I spent an hour with a 22 year old chippy escort. I promise you I will not judge. Lest not and all that.

If you share, maybe some night affer a cuppa glasses a wine, I will too.

And remember my motto - ya can't start a fire with out a spark, this guns for hire, even if we're juss dancing in the dark'.

 

[scylis]

what? you mean this isn't a thread about hiring me to "whack" somebody?

ok, i'm leaving now.

and no, i havn't. have neither the money nor the desire.

 

[cymbidia]

I'm seriously considering becoming one of those "22 year old chippy escort" types at the end of your phone reciever.

I'm only gonna take the really kinked calls, though, the ones no one else wants to touch. It'll be too boring otherwise.

 

[angie girl]

Cym!

I suppose you are kidding.

Some day, as chums, maybe we should share what my motto means?

You would be world fucking class, by the way, Cym. World fucking.

 

[nzwookie]

and no, i havn't. have neither the money nor the desire. [/B]

Have to agree there----The body is ready and willing but the wallet is not able

Went to a whorehouse once over a decade ago and hated the atmosphere so much i never went to one again!!!

 

[angie girl]

Desire

what? you mean this isn't a thread about hiring me to "whack" somebody?

ok, i'm leaving now.

and no, i havn't. have neither the money nor the desire.

The money I can unnerstand.

But why do men seem to find it an insult to their manhood to 'resort' to a whore? Of course you guys oughta believe you are smart and verile and an alpha male nabbing any fem in site.

But come on? we are difficult, complicated, leaching evil bitches (on our good days). Why isn't it ok for a guy to just say, 'man, gotta have some pure simple sex, other than with my right hand?'

Oh and by the way Scylis, I do have some people I want you to whack. I will PM.

 

[cymbidia]

I suppose you are kidding.

Some day, as chums, maybe we should share what my motto means?

Nope. Not kidding, angie darlin'. I'm seriously considering it. I have to be absolutely totally completely sure that no one (read: soon-to-be-former-husband) can find out that i'm doing it before i make the final decision.

Let's talk mottos, babykins. Mine is "World Peace". Yours is more interesting. Spill it...