Hip-Hop Hilton

[3113]

Why is it that everyone who goes to jail gets into Rap or Hip-Hop?

Paris Hilton: From jailbird to songbird

Is Paris Hilton a glutton for punishment? A year after trying — and failing — to set the world on fire as a pop singer and less than a month after serving a 23-day jail sentence for probation violations, the socialite-heiress announced that she has begun laying tracks for a new album with hit-making hip-hop producer Scott Storch.

"I've been working on it with Scott for a few weeks," she told E! Online late Monday. Contrary to earlier reports, Hilton has not been dropped by her record label, Warner Bros., distributor of her boutique imprint, Heiress Records, a spokesperson confirmed.

Storch — responsible for chart-topping singles for R. Kelly, 50 Cent, the Game and Beyoncé, among others — was also the musical architect behind much of Hilton's 2006 CD "Paris." Although that album entered the national chart at No. 6, selling 77,000 copies in its first week and spawning the Top 20 single "Stars Are Blind," it's generally considered a flop and one of the few commercial missteps in the celebutante's burgeoning brand "presence," which includes a bestselling book, endorsements for products such as Champagne in a can, a signature perfume and a reality TV show.

Although Hilton hasn't elaborated upon her plans in any of the usual Information Age confessionals — that is, on her MySpace page, her record website, http://www.parishiltonrecord.com , or her personal website — she made her musical intentions clear in an interview with The Times last August.

"I plan to be doing this for a long time," Hilton said.

So, here's the important questions:

1) We don't want Paris to flop as a Hip-Hop star the way she did as a pop artist. So. What should Paris change her name to so that she can better fit into the Hip-Hop world? 50 Billion Cents?

2) Any of you have any Hip-Hop lyrics that might help her get her new career off the ground? Make sure they're edgy and will go well with dance music.

3) Any thoughts on how she might dress so her new role as tough, just-out-of-jail Hip-Hop artist is evident? Something with street cred.

Feel free to chime in on any or all of the above three questions!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Champagne in a can??

 

[rgraham666]

Shudder.

 

[Vermilion]

P. Skanky?

"I is a skanky bitch from a hip hotel,
but i spent a month
doin' time in jail.

I din't do no fucking crime
but dey made me do the time
possibly in anticipation
of this heinous fucking rhyme."

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V

ps- I even have a 'tune' for this little creation... well, a beat. Should I record and market it?

 

[Vermilion]

duplicate post

 

[Vermilion]

ps- do I win a prize?


pps- she wouldn;t need a makeover. She may spend a fortune on her outfits, but she still looks like a cheap tart - oops, too English, sorry - a 'skanky ho' - better?

 

[Lee Chambers]

P. Skanky?

"I is a skanky bitch from a hip hotel,
but i spent a month
doin' time in jail.

I din't do no fucking crime
but dey made me do the time
possibly in anticipation
of this heinous fucking rhyme."

x
V

ps- I even have a 'tune' for this little creation... well, a beat. Should I record and market it?

I'm still laughing.

 

[3113]

P. Skanky?

"I is a skanky bitch from a hip hotel,
but i spent a month
doin' time in jail.

I din't do no fucking crime
but dey made me do the time
possibly in anticipation
of this heinous fucking rhyme."

x
V

ps- I even have a 'tune' for this little creation... well, a beat. Should I record and market it?

Genius. Sheer Genius. What are you doing here? You should be out there writing Hip-Hop lyrics! I think Paris will love it also, as well as her new name! And you're right, she already comes with her own bling.

 

[Vermilion]

Genius. Sheer Genius. What are you doing here? You should be out there writing Hip-Hop lyrics! I think Paris will love it also, as well as her new name! And you're right, she already comes with her own bling.

Yay! I finally found my audience!

I was so inspired by your support I wrote you another 3 or 4 verses...

"I fucked a guy on film,
but I din't make no fuckin' money
I is a dirty skanky bitch,
not a ho like you is, Honey.

My daddy keeps me in da manner
to what i've been all accustomed
so's I can act like a fuckin' spanner
and wear fucking awful costumes.

And whens I go out out drinkin'
with my honies, Brit and Lindsey,
Pleaz excuse our fucked up manners
we only does it on a whim, see?

We isn't all dat bad, if youse only get to know us,
Fuck! if you brings a camera,
we might even lets youse blow us.

So's remember when your daughter
is a skanked up dyed blonde whore,
who is barely dressed and decent when she's walkin' out da door,
youse knows all who to blame,
Yeah!
Lemme hear youse shout ma NAME!
Youse is shouting for the bitch dey call
P. SKANKY!"

 

[damppanties]

Yay! I finally found my audience!

I was so inspired by your support I wrote you another 3 or 4 verses...

ROFL. Oh Dear God! That's brilliant. Submit it!. No, wait. Sell it.

 

[Vermilion]

ROFL. Oh Dear God! That's brilliant. Submit it!. No, wait. Sell it.

where? to whom?

wonder if I could do it about any other notorious celebs? Seems ironic that I have finally found my voice and, apparently, it's black... or wants to be!

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V

 

[damppanties]

where? to whom?

wonder if I could do it about any other notorious celebs? Seems ironic that I have finally found my voice and, apparently, it's black... or wants to be!

x
V

Surely there has to be a market for that! Somewhere. Anywhere. I mean, who wouldn't pay for a Paris put-down?

 

[CharleyH]

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So, here's the important questions:

1) We don't want Paris to flop as a Hip-Hop star the way she did as a pop artist. So. What should Paris change her name to so that she can better fit into the Hip-Hop world? 50 Billion Cents?

2) Any of you have any Hip-Hop lyrics that might help her get her new career off the ground? Make sure they're edgy and will go well with dance music.

3) Any thoughts on how she might dress so her new role as tough, just-out-of-jail Hip-Hop artist is evident? Something with street cred.

Feel free to chime in on any or all of the above three questions!

LOL, 3113.

You ask important questions and so I will give you answers LOL

1) I think a good stage name might be 'Bottoms Up'.

2) Lyrics?
From Bottoms up, courtesy of Eminem:

"Ah get your curls in the air, and get to curlin 'em
and like, colour it too, because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn't
It's bitchin'.. the chicks representin' the Dirty hoes
on the T-e-V
I be the H-R-O the double H - hoe *if I knew how to spell*
And check out the chick
it's me
in the mirror
Vanity
by the name of er... V-A-N-Tee

Blonde dumb ass, like you want to harrass
me?
I'm a like Moe in the Simpsons
I'm a dumb hoe
I'm easy, fuckin' freezy if you want me to be
Cursin' at you pervs worse than Eddie Murphy
I'll kill you mutherfuckers
when I find my secur-ity
guards.

 

[jomar]

Beemin in my Beemer?
That's for nappy headed ho's
I"m a skinny white bitch
Puttin' powder up my nose

I'll take off my panties and
Let you drive me all around
We'll hit all the nightclubs
Let them see me about town

Oozing out the car
doggy in my arms
Coozy in the breeze
Give the paps some charm

Yeah I did some hard time
Counted down from 23
Bitches couldn't break me
'Cause I'm Skanky with a P

Let them take their pics
Champaign 'cause I'm cool
God I need some (explicit lyric)
Lay me by the pool

That's hot.
Peace out.


eta: P Skank

 

[Vermilion]

Have to say, Jo - I'm *lovin* this line:

"Bitches couldn't break me
'Cause I'm Paris with a P"

<snigger>

x
V

 

[R. Richard]

I can't give you hip hop rhymes, but the name is obvious: 'Rich Bitch.'

 

[jomar]

Have to say, Jo - I'm *lovin* this line:

"Bitches couldn't break me
'Cause I'm Paris with a P"

<snigger>

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V

Thanks, it is kind of fun. I edited to use your P Skank gangsta name (dropped the y for rhythm, though).

eta: Love those eyes V.

 

[Vermilion]

Thanks, it is kind of fun. I edited to use your P Skank gangsta name (dropped the y for rhythm, though).

How about -

'Cos I'm Skanky Paris with a P' ?

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V

 

[jomar]

How about -

'Cos I'm Skanky Paris with a P' ?

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V

That definitely says it all, but the cadence seems to want two syllables.

And I'll say it again if you missed the edit - love those eyes.

 

[Vermilion]

That definitely says it all, but the cadence seems to want two syllables.

And I'll say it again if you missed the edit - love those eyes.

aww, thanks
Always nice to hear a compliment

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V

 

[3113]

A shout-out to the "V-Girl" (worth a "milion"!) and my homie Jo-marr! You is both stylin'! Two songs for P. Skanky's new album and, from the rest of the crew, several new nicknames. I'm likin' 'em all! Maybe we could use one as the title for the album (what *are* we going to title it?).

All we need is a Paris look alike, a good video camera, a director and few extras, and we'll be the top hit on YouTube

 

[slyc_willie]

Classic, Mil. P. Skanky couldn't do any better herself

 

[Vermilion]

A shout-out to the "V-Girl" (worth a "milion"!) and my homie Jo-marr! You is both stylin'! Two songs for P. Skanky's new album and, from the rest of the crew, several new nicknames. I'm likin' 'em all! Maybe we could use one as the title for the album (what *are* we going to title it?).

All we need is a Paris look alike, a good video camera, a director and few extras, and we'll be the top hit on YouTube

oooooooh totally!

Don;t think I know anyone emaciated enough though...

x
V

 

[slyc_willie]

A shout-out to the "V-Girl" (worth a "milion"!) and my homie Jo-marr! You is both stylin'! Two songs for P. Skanky's new album and, from the rest of the crew, several new nicknames. I'm likin' 'em all! Maybe we could use one as the title for the album (what *are* we going to title it?).

All we need is a Paris look alike, a good video camera, a director and few extras, and we'll be the top hit on YouTube

I'll be the thug on P. Skanky's arm. And I won't even need to change my name

 

[Vermilion]

I'll be the thug on P. Skanky's arm. And I won't even need to change my name

nope, just your colour

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