Hindu Porno? Why the heck not. Hair baby! Hair!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Why? Why? Why?

I want it! I crave it!

It would make a boat load of money off the perves who dig hair - down there.

Why no Turkish porno? Why not Greek? Whoops! Almost bent over there. Why no Indonesian porno?

Is it really so damn taboo? Surely it could mean big money on the black market of those countries - let alone here in the free world.

Besides what about liberated babes - educmacated her in the old US of A (Okay Canada too, you guys got colleges up there?) You know, all some babe like CB needs to do is - get a little buzz goin' with the right guy and BAMMO!

Hot Indian sex fest - for big money.

Why? Why? Why? I want hot Hindu love!!!!!

And besides: Did you ever see Ravi Shanker's penis? No! Neither did I but I bet it's huge - hell it holds up that damn citar you know.

 

[Bobtoad777]

get a newsgroup reader bot and you will find so much of the porn you are looking for you will blow a load all over your monitor with the puter turned off

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm surely on the path.....

to "Sadhanna"...........

Bad stuff for the Hindu.......

Good stuff for the Sparkmesiter.

In search of the pro-Sadhanna Indian.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

From a dubious site on the web....

INDIA
NEW DELHI – A sex and pornography ring has been broken by police at an ashram – a Hindu monastery/retreat center – in north India where it is believed about a dozen "disciples," mostly women, were being used by a self-styled Hindu "godman."

Baba Krishna Das, 45, escaped arrest apparently because he was out for a walk at the time of the raid. Three men and 9 women between 21 and 38 years old were arrested at Meerabai Ashram in the Hindu pilgrimage town of Mathura, 85 miles south of New Delhi. Police said the ashram, which many had thought was a center for Hindu revivalism was actually a brothel where Das produced pornographic movies. They said he enticed young women into the ashram in the name of the Hindu religion, drugged them, photographed them naked and then blackmailed them into performing in porno movies. A large stack of pornographic literature and videos and a video camera were seized.

The ashram was suspected after scores of video stores were discovered distributing the tapes, but none of the sex slaves had approached local authorities for help.
The Guardian, 12/24/98

 

[Jay Leno]

Sparky, try to picture Indira Ghandi in the buff...that'll cure your craving.LOL

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DriveSouth]

hey CB

Are you around?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Babe.....

I've got babes on the brain. And I'm color blind. As long as they don't have any major social diseases, have most of their teeth, don't smell so bad, are above 18 and don't look over 65 - I'm pretty much obsessed.

As far as porno goes - at least here in the states and Europe too - blondes are "the thing." Emphasis on the word "thing." With fake things in them too. I can't think of anything less sexy than a human Barbie. I want nautral, I want dark - and I do so crave red-heads. Natural red-heads with natural boobs!!!

But today the babe de jour is Indian babes like yourself. Curry me baby - hot on me - sweat me out and belly dance for me. Let me suck a gem from your navel. Yah!!!!

 

[DriveSouth]

lol

smartass...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DriveSouth]

so, please email me and let's remove this from here...

 

[forgetunome]

I found a picture of Hindu Sparky!!

http://www.toontime.dk/pop18/pt40.gif

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Great!!!

A snake charmer for sure.

 

[Purple Haze]

(imagining the possibilities)

 

[forgetunome]

Sparky...er I mean...Tantra

I have renewed desire to sit on your lap!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yezz, the White Pony.....

Is a multi-headed serpent - a python too. A mythical beast of mythical purportions. Ride at your own risk.

 

[forgetunome]

I have heard...O Master...your legend has been spread throughout all the land! And I being your humble servant wish only to obey thy command! *as I kneel to the ground with arms stretched out in front*