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JAMESBJOHNSON
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http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2007/11/14/hillary/index.html
OMG! Its huge. She needs a WIDE LOAD banner across her butt.
OMG! Its huge. She needs a WIDE LOAD banner across her butt.
Belegon
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So? I'm not looking to elect somebody I want to fuck. I support Barack Obama, but I don't want to fuck him...
Or did you just want to express your surprise at something you had not noticed before? To be honest, I've never noticed her ass and it's dimensions... but then, I never was interested in her cleavage either and that seems to have provided fodder for some.
Or did you just want to express your surprise at something you had not noticed before? To be honest, I've never noticed her ass and it's dimensions... but then, I never was interested in her cleavage either and that seems to have provided fodder for some.
tickledkitty
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JAMESBJOHNSON said:
And your point is?
On a more interesting note, look what appeared on the same page with that particular article:
Mind YOUR Manners Online
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TK
I think her ass warrants a song. Maybe something akin to Bette Davis Eyes.
I think her ass warrants a song. Maybe something akin to Bette Davis Eyes.
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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When her ass knocked over all the flags it made me start thinking about the WIDE LOAD banner.
I bet they lube her thighs with baker's grease to get her thru a door.
I bet they lube her thighs with baker's grease to get her thru a door.
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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Hillary kinda floated my boat when she was about 40. But she now looks like what she is, an old bag.
I can hardly wait for her to be President. The entertainment will be worth whatever it costs in destruction to the nation. Bill was a hoot, but Hillary will be amazing. I'll bet you a Quarter she loses it and calls some reporter a "mother-fucker" on national tv. You just know she will.
I can hardly wait for her to be President. The entertainment will be worth whatever it costs in destruction to the nation. Bill was a hoot, but Hillary will be amazing. I'll bet you a Quarter she loses it and calls some reporter a "mother-fucker" on national tv. You just know she will.
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Just for you Throbb
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THROBB
Dubya is kinda depressing. A little of him goes a long way. But Hillary is like MAD Magazine.
Dubya is kinda depressing. A little of him goes a long way. But Hillary is like MAD Magazine.
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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Hilliary Has Back
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
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JAMESBJOHNSON
Guest
TXRAD
God doesnt like me enough to make Hillary President. So her quest is doomed. But what a good time we'll have if it happens!
God doesnt like me enough to make Hillary President. So her quest is doomed. But what a good time we'll have if it happens!
keeblercrumb
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JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Large ass... That reminds me of someone else.....
-KC
scheherazade_79
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JAMESBJOHNSON said:
It might be big, but at least she doesn't talk through it like you do
Would you have posted a similar thread about a male presidential candidate or politician? Somehow I doubt it.
Hillary's your target because she's a woman, and you still haven't evolved sufficiently to see women as anything more eye candy or fuck toys.
That's the brutal truth of it.
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SCHEHERAZADE
You spoiled the surprise I was saving for the LIT TALENT CONTEST. I had my anal sphincter cosmetically altered to look like Cloudy's lips. I sound just like her! Including the bad breath!
But I plan to vote for Hillary and convince others to do the same. Hillary, alone, is the candidate who can give America a show its never seen before. It will be like...being tickled and having a dental abcess at the same time.
You spoiled the surprise I was saving for the LIT TALENT CONTEST. I had my anal sphincter cosmetically altered to look like Cloudy's lips. I sound just like her! Including the bad breath!
But I plan to vote for Hillary and convince others to do the same. Hillary, alone, is the candidate who can give America a show its never seen before. It will be like...being tickled and having a dental abcess at the same time.
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CLOUDY or HILLARY?
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keeblercrumb
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And something else you have in common with Marx.
No class.
-KC
No class.
-KC
