Hilary Duff????

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is it just my math, or didn't she turn 18 like a month ago?

I'm shocked but pleased sorta that no one started athread, and there is no flood of stories.

Consider this thread a public disservice.
 
A little bit too girly-girl attractive, and that's not all that attractive at all IMHO :)

Capt
 
TheCaptain said:
A little bit too girly-girl attractive, and that's not all that attractive at all IMHO :)

Capt

just which girly would you like to see attracted to her? ;) :devil: :p
 
sirhugs said:
is it just my math, or didn't she turn 18 like a month ago?

I'm shocked but pleased sorta that no one started athread, and there is no flood of stories.

Consider this thread a public disservice.

She needs to be hatefucked.
 
XCal said:
She needs to be hatefucked.

but probably not on Lit.
made fun of sure, but nothing that might encourage violence.
 
sirhugs said:
but probably not on Lit.
made fun of sure, but nothing that might encourage violence.

I should have defined 'hatefuck' as I intended it to be understood.

Hatefucking isn't violent, it's simply banging someone you actively dislike, but may find physically attractive, just because she'll fuck you.

Contrast this with fucking your SO, whom you should presumably like; a sport sex partner, whom one assumes you also like; or someone you randomly pick up in a bar or wherever, whom you may not know well enough to like, but who is not so annoying as to dissuade you from getting to know her well enough to take her home and fuck her.
 
sirhugs said:
just which girly would you like to see attracted to her? ;) :devil: :p

Well, that's a silly question :D

It's one of the unalterable laws of the internet that in any fantasy lesbian pairing involving Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan is the only possible partner. :nana:
 
Texguy84 said:
Well, that's a silly question :D

It's one of the unalterable laws of the internet that in any fantasy lesbian pairing involving Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan is the only possible partner. :nana:

so true, unless its HD's sister....
 
Duff is similar to the Olsen Twins and Lohan. Yeah she's 18 now but she went all anorexic like the others.
 
BigDick8870 said:
Duff is similar to the Olsen Twins and Lohan. Yeah she's 18 now but she went all anorexic like the others.

how about a story where a fan berates her as having been sexier when she stil had curves instead of angles? But how would the sex fit in?
 
Why does sex have to fit in? Some obsessed "fan" could tie her up and force feed her. lol



He could go around force feeding all of Hollywood's spoiled little kids!



Or, the "obsessed fan" could be that one "fat, ugly" lesbian from the other thread. ;)
 
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Hallowed Eve said:
Why does sex have to fit in? Some obsessed "fan" could tie her up and force feed her. lol

Well now, we can have both, depending on what he feeds her ;)

Though your mention of tying up Hillary Duff does remind me of an early episode of American Dad...

"Hillary! Look out for the landmines!" *BOOM*
 
just read how HD admires Natalie Portman for keeping her private life private. Yeah, right....

maybe HD should meet NP to discuss" how to", they trade tongues.....
 
sirhugs said:
just read how HD admires Natalie Portman for keeping her private life private. Yeah, right....

maybe HD should meet NP to discuss" how to", they trade tongues.....
Natalie, pretty fuckin nice right there... :)

That would be a bit of lez I'd love to see ;). Reading about it's the next best thing :cool:

Capt
 
"So Yesterday" would be a great story title. How about this as a plot: a fairy godmother decides HD needs to experience reality, so casts a spell where HD wakes up with her voice gone, and acne, and her manager stole all her money.

Not sure how the sex fits in.
 
Today's headlines have HD ripping into Jessica Simpson.

Now THAT would be a tasty catfight.
 
How about "Hillary's Night Out" We all know Hillary is known for being the all american sweetheart. She's sweet, nice and innocent. Let's say no one knows about her secret life and in the story she goes out to a hot nightclub in los angeles and has sex with tons of older sexy movie stars like Matt Dillon, Brad Pitt, Johny Depp and more. :)
 
thier is lesbian sex story of hilary duff on other web site
 
jessy19 said:
How about "Hillary's Night Out" We all know Hillary is known for being the all american sweetheart. She's sweet, nice and innocent. Let's say no one knows about her secret life and in the story she goes out to a hot nightclub in los angeles and has sex with tons of older sexy movie stars like Matt Dillon, Brad Pitt, Johny Depp and more. :)

Hi Jess. Missed you. I woulda thought you might like my Jess/Hil idea. I was thinking of you as I posted it.
 
would Hilary Duff doingSteve Martin on set filming Cheaper by the Dozen 2 retakes be too icky? or just right?
How about Bonnie Hunt? Or Piper Perabo?

Orgy anyone?
 
To me, it sounds icky. lol Not cause he's so much older (I love you old men!), but I guess I'm just not attracted to Steve Martin. lol
 
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