Hilarity in a scene or The Case of The "Farting Penis."

[FurryFury]

So last night we had this new strap on to try. The Penis that came with it was very lovely and realistically rendered. I mean it was artfully done with veins and ridges, I just was really taken with it. The only problem was how big it was. It was easily twice the width of any real cock I've personally seen and too long as well. Now a woman could take it in the puss of course but I didn't want to put it up my husband's ass and he didn't want it there.

Still it was lovely and I had to do something with it.

So I placed it on me by hand only and had him gratify me by trying to fellate this thing. Now that was amusing in and of itself but anyway as my hand was around it, naturally I found myself squeezing it and OMG when I did it made this terrible farting sound as it vac-ed onto my skin!!!

Well you may already know this but due to illness I had been feeling kinda morphined out all day and I just couldn't stop laughing at that. Great bit of suction it did on my bare skin there too! Woot!

Then I was like "shh, you're being too loud the kids will hear," but it was me who was laughing so hard. I just had to do it a few more times. It was particularly funny when he was actually sucking and going down on "my cock." LOL! Laughter is soooo good.

(We got back to it after a while, thankfully, cause I had a lot I wanted to do to him.)

So what moments of hilarity have temporarily halted your scenes? Share, share, share . . .

Fury

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

So last night we had this new strap on to try. The Penis that came with it was very lovely and realistically rendered. I mean it was artfully done with veins and ridges, I just was really taken with it. The only problem was how big it was. It was easily twice the width of any real cock I've personally seen and too long as well. Now a woman could take it in the puss of course but I didn't want to put it up my husband's ass and he didn't want it there.

Still it was lovely and I had to do something with it.

So I placed it on me by hand only and had him gratify me by trying to fellate this thing. Now that was amusing in and of itself but anyway as my hand was around it, naturally I found myself squeezing it and OMG when I did it made this terrible farting sound as it vac-ed onto my skin!!!

Well you may already know this but due to illness I had been feeling kinda morphined out all day and I just couldn't stop laughing at that. Great bit of suction it did on my bare skin there too! Woot!

Then I was like "shh, you're being too loud the kids will hear," but it was me who was laughing so hard. I just had to do it a few more times. It was particularly funny when he was actually sucking and going down on "my cock." LOL! Laughter is soooo good.

(We got back to it after a while, thankfully, cause I had a lot I wanted to do to him.)

So what moments of hilarity have temporarily halted your scenes? Share, share, share . . .

Fury

OMG Miss Furry I simply adore you and am sooooooooo not worthy. Thats just a joy of an admission . It brought tears to my eyes as I laughed and reminded me of a time ohh la la .

Lawerence and I were having a party, had gone to much trouble (ie cocktails, canapes and formal attire/semi fetish) and were surrounded by friends. Now as I recall there must have been perhaps a little to much time of me sitting perched on his lap as I was literally dragged upstairs at one stage. He was quite serious , I was a little concerned for getting back downstairs to our guests , so with his urgency and the aforementioned this all took place in a fluster of remaining clothed (yes velvet bodice , a million layers of tulle floor length skirt etc etc).......laughs. As much as I was enjoying the 'attention' I was shall we say 'slightly distracted'. The music had been changed and next I knew the sounds Frank Sinatra crooning was wafting up the stairs. I then fell into the worst case of the giggles . Fortunately Lawerence wasn't overly perturbed but I had lost it completely. Please let me share the lyrics with you keeping in mind the context ..........smiles

I’ve got you under my skin
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, that you’re really a part of me
I’ve got you under my skin

I’ve tried so not to give in
I’ve said to myself this affair never will go so well
But why should I try to resist, when baby will I know than well
That I’ve got you under my skin

I’d sacrifice anything come what might
For the sake of having you near
In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night
And repeats, repeats in my ear

Don’t you know you fool, you never can win
Use your mentality, wake up to reality
But each time I do, just the thought of you
Makes me stop before I begin
’cause I’ve got you under my skin

Miss Furry I owe you big time. Thank you so much for refreshing that memory for me, I am 'glowing' at the thought. Ohh and Happy New Year to you and yours ......love and respect .
@}-}rebecca----

 

[FurryFury]

OMG Miss Furry I simply adore you and am sooooooooo not worthy. Thats just a joy of an admission . It brought tears to my eyes as I laughed and reminded me of a time ohh la la .

Lawerence and I were having a party, had gone to much trouble (ie cocktails, canapes and formal attire/semi fetish) and were surrounded by friends. Now as I recall there must have been perhaps a little to much time of me sitting perched on his lap as I was literally dragged upstairs at one stage. He was quite serious , I was a little concerned for getting back downstairs to our guests , so with his urgency and the aforementioned this all took place in a fluster of remaining clothed (yes velvet bodice , a million layers of tulle floor length skirt etc etc).......laughs. As much as I was enjoying the 'attention' I was shall we say 'slightly distracted'. The music had been changed and next I knew the sounds Frank Sinatra crooning was wafting up the stairs. I then fell into the worst case of the giggles . Fortunately Lawerence wasn't overly perturbed but I had lost it completely. Please let me share the lyrics with you keeping in mind the context ..........smiles

I’ve got you under my skin
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me
So deep in my heart, that you’re really a part of me
I’ve got you under my skin

I’ve tried so not to give in
I’ve said to myself this affair never will go so well
But why should I try to resist, when baby will I know than well
That I’ve got you under my skin

I’d sacrifice anything come what might
For the sake of having you near
In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night
And repeats, repeats in my ear

Don’t you know you fool, you never can win
Use your mentality, wake up to reality
But each time I do, just the thought of you
Makes me stop before I begin
’cause I’ve got you under my skin

Miss Furry I owe you big time. Thank you so much for refreshing that memory for me, I am 'glowing' at the thought. Ohh and Happy New Year to you and yours ......love and respect .
@}-}rebecca----

That's a great story and a great song!

I LOVE laughter. If you are not into the unexpected including laughter at times you do not want to play with a girl like me.

Love and respect back atcha!

Best wishes for a wonderful New Year!

Now MORE stories!!! Please???

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

*whispers*

My privates are all sore today. I'm not telling him because I'm hoping for MORE tonight. LOL!

We seldom get to have sex this many nights in a row. We simply don't have time. Last night was more nilla than the previous two because we were both so tired and sickish. Something funny did happen though.

We had shot off the fireworks. I was just freezing. So I got under the covers. I rarely do that for sex. I usually feel like I can't breathe if I do, but I was frozen. He said he could warm me up. *L* He sure did too.

So he got under the covers with me. We got busy. One of the cats was apparently freaked out from the fireworks, she jumped on his back.

Now he's pumping into me like a demon. She's this sable brown tiny thing. There she was looking sleepy, bouncing with his gyrations. It looked like she was butt fucking him too. Oh yes, I did laugh. It was a strange perspective indeed.

Kitty is a little too interested in our sex life in general. She has contributed a few times. Last night though, she just had to be touching us all night.

It's okay though because we both saw fireworks of a different kind before it was over and that is a good sign of a New Year IMO. I must say though that this year's journey of self discovery, (i.e. BDSM and Bi interests) was a wonderful and unexpected thing that will be hard to top! I can think of a few ways to do it though, if I'm very brave.

Fury

 

[A Desert Rose]

... Kitty is a little too interested in our sex life in general. She has contributed a few times. Last night though, she just had to be touching us all night...

Fury

This is true at my house, too. My cat is far more interested in what's going on, than my dog is. Maybe it's because she thinks it's her bed, too and needs to be in on whatever is happening there.

 

[brioche]

This is true at my house, too. My cat is far more interested in what's going on, than my dog is. Maybe it's because she thinks it's her bed, too and needs to be in on whatever is happening there.

I tend to think of cats as being more intelligent than dogs as a species on the whole, that might have something to do with it. I like both, but for very different reasons.

"Oh sure, spay me and cut off my claws, but it's fine if YOU'RE tearing into his back..."

*warning: I'm back on painkillers and feeling a little wired today*

ETA: I just read some of your poems (ADR) and they're very evocative.

 

[FurryFury]

I tend to think of cats as being more intelligent than dogs as a species on the whole, that might have something to do with it. I like both, but for very different reasons.

"Oh sure, spay me and cut off my claws, but it's fine if YOU'RE tearing into his back..."

*warning: I'm back on painkillers and feeling a little wired today*

ETA: I just read some of your poems (ADR) and they're very evocative.

LOL!

Yes, it is fine if I'm tearing into his back!

I bought a haveahart trap today and I'm hoping our little Cloud comes home soon.

 

[FurryFury]

This is true at my house, too. My cat is far more interested in what's going on, than my dog is. Maybe it's because she thinks it's her bed, too and needs to be in on whatever is happening there.

Both remaining cats are in bed with me today. They acted like they hated Cloud but they seem to be missing her.

Here is the cat that wants to join the fucking fun though, Star.

http://groups.msn.com/Clubhouselefanfics/petscorner.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1502

Thank God she isn't out there, I'd fall apart if I lost her but imagine looking into that face while being fucked hard. LOL.

 

[FurryFury]

First hilarious moment of last night's fun:

We are both munching away at each other. Life is good! Our asses are both red and stingy. I've got a face full of cock and he has a face full of pussy. We hear a noise in the kitchen which is right next to our room. There is a door that opens off the kitchen to our room. We jump apart at the same time and leap for the door lock before our son comes in to "talk" video games with Dad.

The door was unlocked too and that is rare, I don't know what happened, maybe we were too eager.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Second moment of hilarity:

We get back into it. I'm pushing my mouth and throat onto his cock, gagging a little and loving it. He is driving me NUTS with his mouth. We have on a Joss Stone CD to help mask noise. Just as involuntary tears are starting from choking myself on his dick, the lyrics penetrate my brain.

"The Chokin' Kind"

I only meant to love you
Didn't you know it babe
Didn't you know it
Why couldn't you be content
With the love I gave oh yeah
I gave you my heart
But you wanted my mind, oh yeah
Your love scares me to death, boy
Oh it's the chokin kind
That's all it is

You can kill a girl
With a bottle of poison or a knife
I know you can
I'll hurt her more to take her pride
And ruin her life
Oh it's a shame boy
Whatever it is boy
I surely hope you find, oh yeah
I tell you that hat don't fit my head
Oh, it's the chokin kind

It makes me wanna mmm mmm mmm mmm
When you fall in love again boy
Take a tip from me oh yeah
If you don't like the peach, walk on by the tree
That's what you better do, honey
Find what you want boy
Keep it, treat it, sweet and kind, oh yeah
Oh let it breathe, don't go making it the chokin kind
Oh no, don't break your heart baby
Oh no, I know you love me really I do, honey
I tell you your love scares me to death boy
It's the chokin kind
That's all it is
I got to say it again
It's that old chokin kind ."

Oh lordy, I had to come up for air at that!

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

The liquid latex I tried today sort of "glued" my labia to my thighs. I thought that was pretty fucking funny.

Fury

 

[shy slave]

The liquid latex I tried today sort of "glued" my labia to my thighs. I thought that was pretty fucking funny.

Fury

Ouch!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The liquid latex I tried today sort of "glued" my labia to my thighs. I thought that was pretty fucking funny.

Fury

omg Miss Fury hugs

pulls a face .........holds breath.... You have that all peeled off yet ?

 

[FurryFury]

Ouch!!!

Well, it certainly kept me open! (It really didn't hurt or at least, not enough to rate being a noticeable hurt on my personal hurty scale.)

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

omg Miss Fury hugs

pulls a face .........holds breath.... You have that all peeled off yet ?

The peeling off part was majorly fun! I felt almost like my very own Stretch Armstrong! It's not all off, there are small vestiges.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

So he was undressing me the other day and found to our surprise a strange item on my nipple (the right one), it turned out to be a red hot.

LMAO!

I was only sorry he just found the one. I wanted more.

Ah well, things got more interesting shortly after that.

 

[myinnerslut]

i know my new kitten is very interested in Master. she pounces on his feet all night.

i cant think of any showstoppers off the top of my head but i do know there have been a few times where Master has given viv the choice about something having to do with me. she choose the option i wouldnt have choosen, and i remember my indignant response made them both luagh and call me "cute" *shudder*.

 

[FurryFury]

i know my new kitten is very interested in Master. she pounces on his feet all night.

i cant think of any showstoppers off the top of my head but i do know there have been a few times where Master has given viv the choice about something having to do with me. she choose the option i wouldnt have choosen, and i remember my indignant response made them both luagh and call me "cute" *shudder*.

Oh man. That would make me shudder too.

LOL.

 

[myinnerslut]

today Master and i were talking on the phone. the talk turned to that of a more intersting and involved topic. things were going great while pondering our kinky pervertedness, untill all of a sudden i hear

"Evil cat, get away from my penis!"

 

[FurryFury]

today Master and i were talking on the phone. the talk turned to that of a more intersting and involved topic. things were going great while pondering our kinky pervertedness, untill all of a sudden i hear

"Evil cat, get away from my penis!"

LMAO!

 

[EmpressFi]

Once while Malin was going down on my, our cat Cinder crawled onto my belly and turned so his head faced Malin's. He sat and stared at him until he looked up. All I heard was an "Ahhh!" and then felt Malin back up. For a while... no kitties in the bedroom....

 

[FurryFury]

Once while Malin was going down on my, our cat Cinder crawled onto my belly and turned so his head faced Malin's. He sat and stared at him until he looked up. All I heard was an "Ahhh!" and then felt Malin back up. For a while... no kitties in the bedroom....

LMFAO!

Our kitty has ridden my husband while he rides me. She takes an active interest.

 

[nh23]

I don't know if you guys have ever heard the song "Lotion" by the Greenskeepers. It's basically a spoof from silence of the lambs. I like to listen to music during a scene, and have a playlist on my ipod of heavy rock songs. Well somehow this song got on my playlist and it came on during a hot and heavy scene. As soon as the guy started singing the verse " I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttock's cheek" we lost it..lmao. We had to stop everything for about ten minutes because we were laughing too hard to go on.

 

[FurryFury]

I don't know if you guys have ever heard the song "Lotion" by the Greenskeepers. It's basically a spoof from silence of the lambs. I like to listen to music during a scene, and have a playlist on my ipod of heavy rock songs. Well somehow this song got on my playlist and it came on during a hot and heavy scene. As soon as the guy started singing the verse " I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttock's cheek" we lost it..lmao. We had to stop everything for about ten minutes because we were laughing too hard to go on.

LOL!

Yeah, I can see why!